Reviews by icebowl

wow what a disappointment. Went late on Thursday thinking oit would be crowded and lots of fun. drove up for valet and there were very few cars in the lot. went inside and it felt totally empty. very few people - maybe 20 and jaust as many dancers. the main floor is huge but feels like a garage. not nice at all. sat with a dancer for awhile who was very nice. but just ok looking. maybe a 7 at the best. she took us on a tour of the private rooms and back rooms. those were very nice. every room had a different theme kind of fun. but no one was in the rooms. totally empty. the rest of the dancers were at best 4-5. did not see one that would be even close to 8 or a 9. I had heard that this place was great. no way. will not be going back

Vegas is a club pretty much in the middle of nowhere. driving home is always an adventrure between the fog, the deer and country roads. the club is a little dated with a couple of stages and a bar. the dancers stick with there reguklars but are willing to do dances if you wish. the stages are set up to get a pretty good up close view. the dancers range wildly bot are generally in the six area. the vip rooms are a little strange because they are couches without any really privacy but that's ok if you want to see other girls in addition to your own. some girls are older and some are younger claiming to go to college nearby, who knows??? not a bad place if you are driving through but better clubs in milwaukee

Have not been to OTB in a while. In my book they have the best set-up in Milwaukee. two bars, three stages, really nice vip rooms, especially the ones looking out at the stages. nothing like getting a "private" dance and watching the girls on the stage. even the lap dance seats are nice. get some privacy which allows you to figure out which girls you want to dance with. the quality oif the girls really ranges. though the quality is a little down from the past. I have seen 9 and 4 on the same night. but they almost all undretsand what is required to have fun. some look a little to rough for my tastes but the good ones are really good. . they also are allowed to drink while not dancing so they tend to sit at the bar with regulars. but that's ok just catch them when they dance and let them know you want to see them. stupid wiconsin tip walk. not a money thing just obnoxious. I would pay them a dollar not to bother me. also if you have the money the VIP rooms are plenty roomy to enjoy two girls at once. not cheap but you have to do it once in a life time. try to find girls that like working together. my experience is that if you ask the managers to get you a fun girl and have some money you will not be disappointed. the best looking girls have been the best ones I have been with though YMMV. while not cheap they have been very friendly. they will remember your benjamins so tip the manager and the waitresses and they will take care of you. highly recommend the place especially if you are from Illinois and the lame ass clubs in Chicago. you will get more mileage from one dance in OTB than a weeks worth in Chicago. great parking, safe area, easy on and off the freeway. 30 minutes from north Chicago suburbs. I like the night better than the day. better looking women and the managers are much better at night. shit I wish I was there right now!!

HB is a typical Chicago club. I have not been here in a while so I thought I would try it to see if anything has changed. I was hoping that the eastern Europeans had come back but no luck. The club itself could be a lot better but it has not changed at all. still lots of stools with three stages. the dancers do not strip they just dance. and in many cases that is a good thing. the private rooms are comfortable but again could be a lot better if the owner put any money into them. I went Wednesday before thanksgiving and there were many dancers but many were young and rather well fed. The general quality of the dancers has continued to drop. several years ago 50% of the dancers were DDG today maybe 10%. the crowd has also changed. younger with less money to spend. they appear to be just there to watch the girls. it gets crowded on weekends to the point that you have trouble walking around. the girls except for some with regulars must be not making much money. they hustle hard but the money is just not there the beer is cheap though and it is close to ohare so if you don't expect much it can be a good time. remember you can look but don't touch.

otb is alomist always a good time if you are willing to spend some money. it has a great set up with three poles, two bars and vip rooms that look out on the stages. the dancers range from 5-9 but you can almost always find someone who will roick your world. the drinks are reasonable for a strip club and the help can be as much fun as anywhwere. the only thing I don't like is the tip walk. basically because if I want a dance I don't want to wait until she does her tip walk. the night I was there it kept getting more and ,more crowded but the place is huige so it did not feel crowded. the dances are very friendly with an eye on the guys with money. you got money you will have a good time. a good blend of all types of dancers and flavors and sizes. the three dances are usually pretty good milewwage with an eye to getting you to mspend big bucks in vip. I have not been to vip but the other drunks at the bar said it is well worth it. the price is too rich for me. overall I would recommend the place. good music and dances

stopped in on Friday night. I have not been here for a while but it has not changed much. first of all its location is a little strange. if you have to park on the street you are parking in the residential neighborhood. a little strange but at least its safe. second the building is split in half. with a stage in both halfs so for you to see the dancers you have to walk back and forth its good exercise though. the dancers them selves are typical Milwaukee girls. a wide range of sizes and flavors but nothing exotic more the girl next door. I tried a couple of dances but nothing special. the girls are nice but the mileage is poor. not a bad experience just that there are better alternatives in mileaukee.

I have been going to heavenly bodies for many years. And I would love to be more positive about it but in the last year the quality of the dancers has dropped like a rock. Maybe I don't understand beauty now days but the new girls here are rather healthy, or should I say very healthy. I know some like that but I miss the days of the beautiful Euros that since they did not speak English let their incredible bodies do the talking. there are very few euros left and it does not seem that there are any new one joining. I know for the dancers this is a very expensive place to work but I would love to drop my money on them but just not with the very healthy ones. Message to Mike - go find the beautiful euros and bring them back.. PLEASE!!

Driving thru the area and thought I would try a country club. small place in the middle of corn fields. but a very friendly staff. felt like I was at home even though I had never been there and would not be returning. good blend of girls nothing that makes you forget your dream girl but all were friendly and fun. Some are total nude and love showing it but others are a little shy. overall not bad dances depending on who you get. they rotate dancers every week so its hard to recommend one. I would recommend as long as you remember where you are

disappointing visit. the club itself is really nice. very classy everything is first class physically. the place is huge with lots of stages and plenty of seating. lots of high class dance areas. now the problem. maybe I was there on a slow night but there were very few girls and now of them were more than 6 most were 4 at best. I had one dance but it was nothing special but she did hint there was more to be had. but never believe a dancer. maybe it would be better on a busy night but I am not rushing back

I have been here many times. Its an interesting blend of dancers - every country is represented and every type of dancer. recently it seems there are more and more of the shot girls doing dances. these girls are cute but im not sure they are beter than the regular dancers. I spent time with one of the newer dancers last time - I think her name was beth??? - short slender dark hair with an ass to die for. great fun talking to her and dance was as good as it gets at HB. The club itself rarely changes - cheap drinks, bikini dances and more fantasy than reality. the women who work here are pros so remember its all in yur head. I recommend it as long as you remember what kind of club it is.

Stopped to try Silk out. Real nice layout for the club. Good parking. Lots of stage seats and also can set away from it also. admission was not to bad and drinks were ok but a little week. as is the case in most beertown clubs the dancers hangout at the bar and with regulars. that's ok I guess. the dancers were just ok even for milwauke. a little older and tattooed for my taste. they did good dances though on stage though. tried a couple of lap dances with an older booby blond - don't remember her name. dance was ok nothing special. a little dirty talk to try to get me to go to vip but this is Milwaukee so I did not believe any of her promises. ok in total but not the best place to spend money in milwaukee

Its been a while sense i was here but thought i would stop in to se how busy it was on saturday night. i was also wanting to know if the dancers were hot as they used to be. I think the dancers have gotten better. I had a VIP room with a blond strawberry hair , nice body and a great attitude. it is not cheap but I have always had a GREAT time in the VIP. The waitresses and managers do a grat job making sure you have funm especially if you are friendly to them. the other girls were hotter and more customer friendly than i have seen recently. they still do the stupid dollar tip walk but hey its only a buck and its agood way to feel up the girls. There were a couple of bachelor parties going on but always plenty of room. It will be fun to se the club on harley weekend

Visited HB much later than I usually do - visited after midnight on Friday. Very surprised about the crowd and the dancers. First of all the crowd - it was PACKED to the extent that you could not move around at all and it was difficult to get to the dancers. I don't know how the dancers walked through the crowd all night without getting their boobs and ass squished by the boys. Secondly the crowd was a bunch of kids. I'm sure they were missing their curfew. Plus the dancers must have not made any money on these kids. I probably had more money in my pocket than they did put all together. Since I usually dont come on the weekend I expected to see the A-team dancers. that was not the case. the week day women are MUCH prettier than this crew on Friday. Maybe it was too crowded but there was nothing worth spending money on - so the dancers and the kids are a perfect match. Very disappointed. I will stick to week days from now on and enjoy all the ravishing euros.

Been here many times and the quality of the dancers has not been what it used to be. But this visit was good. While there were not many dancers there and they would not be anyhting like it used to be but the ones i danced with really knew what they were there for and how to make the big tips. They did not waste any timne showing why we needed to go to a VIP dance. As always the vip is expensive but worthwhile. My dancers did not disappoint in the VIP. OTB is the best club in the area for fun and relaxation.

I have not stopped in during the day in a long time but was glad i did. the quality of dancers during the day was much better than the last time i was in at night. While there were not as many the average looks was much better. the dancers during the day tend to be a little older but than really means more experienced. i had a couple of the VIP's and while they are not cheap the mileage is great. My complaint during the day is that the house mom is cranky. OTB makes all the clubs in Chicago look sad.

Stoped in for the first time in a long time last week. I was very surprised about how much the dancer quality has improved. I've had been very disappointed over the last year as the looks and attitude of the dancers got worse each time I had been in. So I stopped coming. But now lots of better looking women of all kinds. Their attitude and mileage was very very good. By far the best in beertown. I know its not cheap but save some mony up and you can have a very happy night.

Went to HB last week and it was not up to its normal dancer quality. While I was there rather early there were not the usual number of hot european women. Maybe I should have waited a little longer. Most of the women appeared to be a little older and not as sexy as the normal tall Europeans that frequent HB. I'll wait a couple of weeks and try again. I did get a couple of lap dances in the back and the grind was ok but the touching as always is very limited. Overall just a regular Chicago strip club with limited touching

Heavenly Bodies is about as good or bad as Chicago clubs get. Any mileage is more an exception than a rule. The club is rather large though it looks pretty dumpy from the outside. There are three stages where the dancers kind of dance though they never take off their tops. Its more a heavy tease than any thing else. The funny thing is that there is very little tipping being done at the stages. I don't know why that is. The drinks are pretty cheap though service really is slow and I have yet to meet a happy waitress. The lap dances are done in a room off the main floor that is rather dirty feeling. They have recently added some booths that help make the dances better but still very very little mileage. The VIP rooms upstairs are not cheap but are actually very nice with a view of the main floor. Nice couches and much better bar service. But while it varies a little by dancer not much mileage there either. Now for the good part. If you like eastern european women who know how to sexlessly seduce you this is the place. Lots of hispanic girls also. The EU women are almost all 6-8 with a few 10"s and some extra healthy ones too. Biggest gripe with them is that lots of them smoke and it clings to them and their clothes. Remember the EU women are pro's at the art of seduction and you are putty in their hands no matter how smart you think you are. DO NOT fall for them. Do NOT belive a word they say in their broken English. Its worth going every now and then but I would recommend the Milwakee club On The Border. For an hour of driving you will get great mileage for the same money.

I heard alot about BBF and wanted to check it out. Overall it did not live up to my expectations. While the dance area was nice to see the women and there was some audience female participation it was just ok. The women were all pretty but they stuck with their regulars. It did do a couple of VIP's but nothing to exciting going on. I think I was spoiled by having gone to the Hugger previously. Also as in all Indiana clubs extremely smokey. I came out smelling like an ashtray. Overall I would drive north to Kokomo if you have the time

Stopped in by the hugger. While it was mid afternoon the club had at least 15 girls working. The quality of the girls ranges but several were very hot. One girl might have had the largest and most perfect natural boobs I've ever seen. Unfortunately she was hung up with her regulars. They have some asian girls that are very sexy. Had a great dance with a blond - great tits and ass. very high two way contact as always for very little money. We did have to wait a while to get one of the very uncomfortable chairs along the wall but it was worth the wait. Only a couple of negatives - its in Kokomo so a little off the beaten path and very smokey. But worth the trip!!!

This maybe the best value strip club I'ver ever been to. The club itself is nothing to brag about - just a bar with a stage and table and chairs. There is no VIP room or any separate places for dances. You just sit in chairs along the wall when you get a dance. Not very private but everyone is in the same boat so who cares. The dances themselves are only $10 with excellent full contact. Lots of mutual touching and groping. The girls themselves may not be "10" but they more than make up for it in attitude. Very friendly girls who don't hustle you for dances. They will wait until you ask them and then you won't want to stop. Im not sure how this club compares to the Indy clubs but its one that while a little bit out of the way is worth the extra driving. I went during the day and the evening - actually the day girls were better than the night girls.