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404 reviews by Papi_Chulo

Cheetah Pompano Beach

Pompano Beach, FL

One of the better all-around SoFlo clubs

Will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Club Details III) Visit Details IV) Conclusion ---------- NOTE: ---------- This is a very-long wordy-review which concluded w/ having to leave the club b/c my fellow-TUSCLer wingman on this visit got tossed-out-of-the-club –…

4 yrs ago6

Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club

Sunrise, FL

Was a decent club in the past but may be chaniging its M.O. a bit

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Club Details III) Visit Details IV) Conclusion I) INTRO: -------------- Hit Goldfinger in Sunrise FL near Ft Lauderdale – most of the SoFLo clubs are more towards the east-side of SoFlo closer…

4 yrs ago8

Cheetah

Hallandale Beach, FL

Club is not a fit for everyone but it's a pretty-good fit for me

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Club Details III) Visit Details IV) Conclusion ------------ NOTES: ------------ + this is a very-long-review so best to read offline when one has some time – I actually stopped-by a total of 5…

4 yrs ago13

Bare Necessity

Kendall, FL

Low tier club

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Club Details III) Visit Details IV) Conclusion I) INTRO: -------------- Visited Bare Necessity (BN) ~1:30 am (past midnight Saturday eve 9/4/21 Labor Day weekend). I had just left Stir Crazy (which…

4 yrs ago4

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, FL

Not one of the top SoFlo clubs but decent enough

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Club Details III) Visit Details IV) Conclusion ------------ NOTES: ------------ + this is a long-review of a SoFlo club I’ve only reviewed once before six years ago thus I went extra-detailed – this…

4 yrs ago12

Pompano Gold Club

Pompano Beach, FL

Not great - not terrible

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Club Details III) Visit Details IV) Conclusion I) INTRO: -------------- Was bored on Fr eve 8/6/21 but wasn’t necessarily in that big a mood to SC – decided to recon some clubs…

4 yrs ago5

Sexxy Lady Cabaret

Miami, FL

Club M.O. has changed from years past

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

--------- NOTE: --------- This is a long-review w/ info on 3-clubs I hit on Fr 6/25/21 – the clubs are small black-clubs thus if the subject-matter does not interest you then skip-it --------- Will break-up this review into 4-sections: I)…

5 yrs ago6

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, FL

Felt like the PP dayshift of a few years ago

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

--------- NOTE: --------- I had a good dayshift visit where I got with 5-different dancers so this is a long-ass-review doing a play-by-play recount of my “productive visit” which consisted of my first post-vaccine SC FS, to getting…

5 yrs ago9

Sexxy Lady Cabaret

Miami, FL

Has the feel of a starter club for somewhat inexperienced dancers

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Foxxy was the 4th club I recently reconned from my pre-Covid rotation after being away from clubbing for 14-months – visit was on Friday 5/21/21 a bit b/f 6pm. CLUB BASICS: --------------------- (skip this section if already familiar…

5 yrs ago3

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, FL

First visit after a 14 month hiatus

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

--------- NOTE: --------- This is a fairly-long review of a small-black club so skip-it if it’s not of interest to you The Mint was the 3rd club from my pre-Covid rotation I recently reconned after my 14-month Covid hiatus. I…

5 yrs ago2

Porthole Pub

Pompano Beach, FL

Went looking for a strip club and ended up at a fraternity party (sarcasm)

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

Visited Porthole Pub (PP) on Saturday eve 5/15/21 ~10:30pm after a 14-month Covid hiatus – PP is in a low-rent, fairly-good-sized shopping center, so plenty of free-parking at night; at night they typically have the…

5 yrs ago6

The Body Club

Miami, FL

Back at The Body after a 14 month lclubbing layoff

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

--------- NOTE: --------- This is a pretty-long review of a small-black club – skip it if this type of club is not of interest to you --------- I will break up this review in 3-sections: I) Intro II) Visit Details III) Conclusion I) INTRO: ------------- As…

5 yrs ago5

Club Climaxxx

Miami, FL

Enjoyed it more than in the recent past (per my personal tastes)

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I will break-up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Club Details III) Visit Details IV) Conclusion ------ NOTE: ------ I've added a lot of club-details - so if not interested in the minutiae then just read section III --------- I) INTRO: -------- Didn't feel like doing…

6 yrs ago4

Sexxy Lady Cabaret

Miami, FL

Not great - not terrible

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Club Details III) Visit IV) Conclusion I) INTRO: --------- Visited Foxxy Lady on Saturday 2/1/20 (night b/f the Super Bowl) - I haven't SCed much in the last few-months but I had…

6 yrs ago5

Señoritas Cabaret

Pompano Beach, FL

New Pompano Club

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Señoritas is the old Flavors near the corner of Atlantic and Dixie-Hwy (it's on Dixie about two-blocks south of Atlantic) - the area is low-rent kinda-seedy but it's not as if there are visibly homeless…

6 yrs ago2

The Body Club

Miami, FL

Chocolate Bunnies and Bang For Your Buck

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Club Details III) Visit IV) Conclusion ------------ NOTES: ------------ * this is a very-long review since I haven't written a review in a good-while (at least a good-while for me) - thus…

6 yrs ago7

Chicas Locas

Houston, TX

Return to Houston - TR 6 of 6 (Not bad but too-Cuban for my personal-taste as I generally avoid Cuban dancers)

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

Visited Chicas Locas (CLs) on Su 6/23/19 ~9:45pm - CLs is a fairly-large property w/ a good-sized building and parking-lot - if I remember correctly the parking-spaces upfront had cones so I assumed that was…

7 yrs ago6

Centerfolds Houston

Houston, TX

Return to Houston - TR 5 of 6 (Centerfolds has its merits but wasn't a good fit for me personally)

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

Centerfolds was the first club I visited on my 6/21/19 - 6/24/19 Houston weekend trip - I had arrived in Houston around noon on Fr 6/21 - picked-up my rental at the airport from Dollar-Rent-A-Car…

7 yrs ago3

Treasures Houston

Houston, TX

Return to Houston - TR 4 of 6 (From the reviews didn't think I'd like Treasures but it exceeded my preconceived expectations))

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Visit III) Conclusion IV) Club Layout ------------ NOTES: ------------ + this is a pretty-long review - skip-it if short on time or patience - if you just want to get a snapshot…

7 yrs ago6

Bucks Wild Houston

Houston, TX

Return to Houston - TR 3 of 6 (Bucks Wild was not great but not bad)

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Visit III) Conclusion IV) Club Layout ------------ NOTES: ------------ + this is a bit-long review - skip-it if short on time or patience - if you just want to get a snapshot…

7 yrs ago4

Club ONYX Houston

Houston, TX

Return to Houston - TR 2 of 6 (Meh visit to Onyx)

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Visit III) Conclusion IV) Club Layout ------------ NOTES: ------------ + this is a farily-long review of a black club - skip-it if short on time or patience or the subject-matter does not…

7 yrs ago9

Gold Diggers Cabaret

Houston, TX

Return to Houston - TR 1 of 5

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

I will break up this review into 4-sections: I) Intro II) Visit III) Conclusion IV) Layout ------------ NOTES: ------------ + this is a very-long, very-wordy, play-by-play, inch-by-inch, review of a small-black club - skip-it if short on time or patience or the subject-matter…

7 yrs ago6

Millstream Inn

Baltimore, MD

Washington DC Trip - TR 3 of 3

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

------------ NOTES: ------------ + this is kinda a long bit-rambling review w/ a fair-amount of anecdotal notes about my DC trip; so skip it if short on time or patience + this review is part of a 3-part-series of…

7 yrs ago8

The House

Washington, D.C., DC

Washington DC Trip - TR 2 of 3

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

------------ NOTES: ------------ + this is a pretty-long wordy review of a black club visit, thus skip it if short on time or patience or the subject-matter does not interest you + this review is part of a 3-part-series…

7 yrs ago9

Ebony Inn

Fairmount Heights, MD

Washington DC Trip - TR 1 of 3

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

------------ NOTES: ------------ + this is very-long wordy review/tome of a small-black club visit, thus skip it if short on time or patience or the subject-matter does not interest you + this review is part of a 3-part series…

7 yrs ago22