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Miami, FL (or the nearest big-booty club)
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Cheetah Pompano Beach
497 NW 31st Ave
Pompano Beach, FL 33069
reviewed
3 years ago
one of the better all-around soflo clubs
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IV) Conclusion
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This is a very-long wordy-review which concluded w/ having to leave the club b/c my fellow-TUSCLer wingman on this visit got tossed-out-of-the-club...
Goldfinger Gentlemen's Club
3801 N University Dr
Sunrise, FL 33351
reviewed
3 years ago
was a decent club in the past but may be chaniging its m.o. a bit
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Hit Goldfinger in Sunrise FL near Ft Lauderdale – most of the SoFLo clubs are more towards the east-side of SoFlo...
Cheetah
100 Ansin Blvd
Hallandale Beach, FL 33009
reviewed
3 years ago
club is not a fit for everyone but it's a pretty-good fit for me
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+ this is a very-long-review so best to read offline when one has some time – I actually stopped-by a total of...
Bare Necessity
9100 S Dixie Hwy
Kendall, FL 33156
reviewed
3 years ago
low tier club
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Visited Bare Necessity (BN) ~1:30 am (past midnight Saturday eve 9/4/21 Labor Day weekend). I had just left Stir Crazy...
Stir Crazy Showgirls
12425 S Dixie Hwy
Miami, FL 33156
reviewed
3 years ago
not one of the top soflo clubs but decent enough
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+ this is a long-review of a SoFlo club I’ve only reviewed once before six years ago thus I went extra-detailed –...
Pompano Gold Club
1820 NW 21st St
Pompano Beach, FL 33069
reviewed
3 years ago
not great - not terrible
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Was bored on Fr eve 8/6/21 but wasn’t necessarily in that big a mood to SC – decided to recon some...
Sexxy Lady Cabaret
1792 NW 79th St
Miami, FL 33147
reviewed
3 years ago
club m.o. has changed from years past
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This is a long-review w/ info on 3-clubs I hit on Fr 6/25/21 – the clubs are small black-clubs thus if the subject-matter does not interest you then skip-it
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Porthole Pub
501 E Sample Rd
Pompano Beach, FL 33064
reviewed
4 years ago
felt like the pp dayshift of a few years ago
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I had a good dayshift visit where I got with 5-different dancers so this is a long-ass-review doing a play-by-play recount of my “productive visit” which consisted of my first post-vaccine SC FS, to...
Sexxy Lady Cabaret
1792 NW 79th St
Miami, FL 33147
reviewed
4 years ago
has the feel of a starter club for somewhat inexperienced dancers
Foxxy was the 4th club I recently reconned from my pre-Covid rotation after being away from clubbing for 14-months – visit was on Friday 5/21/21 a bit b/f 6pm.
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Mint Lounge
2510 NW 187th St
Miami Gardens, FL 33056
reviewed
4 years ago
first visit after a 14 month hiatus
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This is a fairly-long review of a small-black club so skip-it if it’s not of interest to you
The Mint was the 3rd club from my pre-Covid rotation I recently reconned after my 14-month Covid...
Porthole Pub
501 E Sample Rd
Pompano Beach, FL 33064
reviewed
4 years ago
went looking for a strip club and ended up at a fraternity party (sarcasm)
Visited Porthole Pub (PP) on Saturday eve 5/15/21 ~10:30pm after a 14-month Covid hiatus – PP is in a low-rent, fairly-good-sized shopping center, so plenty of free-parking at night; at night they typically have...
The Body Club
11340 Biscayne Blvd
Miami, FL 33181
reviewed
4 years ago
back at the body after a 14 month lclubbing layoff
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This is a pretty-long review of a small-black club – skip it if this type of club is not of interest to you
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Club Climaxxx
12001 NW 27th Ave
Miami, FL 33167
reviewed
5 years ago
enjoyed it more than in the recent past (per my personal tastes)
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IV) Conclusion
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Didn't feel like...
Sexxy Lady Cabaret
1792 NW 79th St
Miami, FL 33147
reviewed
5 years ago
not great - not terrible
Will break up this review into 4-sections:
I) Intro
II) Club Details
III) Visit
IV) Conclusion
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Visited Foxxy Lady on Saturday 2/1/20 (night b/f the Super Bowl) - I haven't SCed much in the last few-months but I...
The Body Club
11340 Biscayne Blvd
Miami, FL 33181
reviewed
5 years ago
chocolate bunnies and bang for your buck
I will break up this review into 4-sections:
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II) Club Details
III) Visit
IV) Conclusion
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* this is a very-long review since I haven't written a review in a good-while (at least a good-while for me) -...
Chicas Locas
6440 Southwest Fwy
Houston, TX 77074
reviewed
5 years ago
return to houston - tr 6 of 6 (not bad but too-cuban for my personal-taste as i generally avoid cuban dancers)
Visited Chicas Locas (CLs) on Su 6/23/19 ~9:45pm - CLs is a fairly-large property w/ a good-sized building and parking-lot - if I remember correctly the parking-spaces upfront had cones so I assumed that...
Centerfolds Houston
6166 Richmond Ave
Houston, TX 77057
reviewed
5 years ago
return to houston - tr 5 of 6 (centerfolds has its merits but wasn't a good fit for me personally)
Centerfolds was the first club I visited on my 6/21/19 - 6/24/19 Houston weekend trip - I had arrived in Houston around noon on Fr 6/21 - picked-up my rental at the airport from...
Treasures Houston
5647 Westheimer Rd
Houston, TX 77056
reviewed
5 years ago
return to houston - tr 4 of 6 (from the reviews didn't think i'd like treasures but it exceeded my preconceived expectations))
I will break up this review into 4-sections:
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II) Visit
III) Conclusion
IV) Club Layout
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+ this is a pretty-long review - skip-it if short on time or patience - if you just want to get a...
Bucks Wild Houston
410 N Sam Houston Pkwy E
Houston, TX 77060
reviewed
5 years ago
return to houston - tr 3 of 6 (bucks wild was not great but not bad)
I will break up this review into 4-sections:
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II) Visit
III) Conclusion
IV) Club Layout
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+ this is a bit-long review - skip-it if short on time or patience - if you just want to get a...
Club ONYX Houston
3113 Bering Dr
Houston, TX 77057
reviewed
5 years ago
return to houston - tr 2 of 6 (meh visit to onyx)
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II) Visit
III) Conclusion
IV) Club Layout
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+ this is a farily-long review of a black club - skip-it if short on time or patience or the subject-matter does...
Gold Diggers Cabaret
11305 S Main St
Houston, TX 77025
reviewed
5 years ago
return to houston - tr 1 of 5
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II) Visit
III) Conclusion
IV) Layout
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+ this is a very-long, very-wordy, play-by-play, inch-by-inch, review of a small-black club - skip-it if short on time or patience or the...
Millstream Inn
5310 Dogwood Rd.
Baltimore, MD 21207
reviewed
6 years ago
washington dc trip - tr 3 of 3
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+ this is kinda a long bit-rambling review w/ a fair-amount of anecdotal notes about my DC trip; so skip it if short on time or patience
+ this review is part of a 3-part-series...
The House
3530 Georgia Ave NW
Washington, DC 20010
reviewed
6 years ago
washington dc trip - tr 2 of 3
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+ this is a pretty-long wordy review of a black club visit, thus skip it if short on time or patience or the subject-matter does not interest you
+ this review is part of a...
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