Comments by nelly76

good review

Oh, and I forgot. You also got in a fight with Persia, a very popular girl in the club that no one ever said anything bad about on these boards. You started hanging out with her as besties, and I predicted you would someday have a blowout fight with her, which happened, and she had to leave and go to Foxy Lady.

Ok, we don't believe you. Your first and ONLY post is about Nicolette, saying how great she is, which no one thinks after she gained 75 pounds. She definitely isn't hot anymore, let alone super hot. Her body went from being in the top 10% of bodies in the club to the bottom 10% in about 6 months, but her attitude was consistently in the bottom 1%. Even when her body was hot, she was a gold digger. Her looks get talked about negatively because she got very fat very fast, and it was shocking and funny, considering she was such a bitch. But she mainly got talked about negatively because she was such a psycho to so many guys who she thought she owned just because they did one VIP with her. I'm sure a few will comment in the next few days.

Hi, Nicolette. Welcome to TUSCL, where we share information and warnings about strippers and clubs. Clever move creating an account named Jonny223 last month, and making this your very first post. Glad to hear you've had some of the most amazing nights of your life with yourself. And that you're super down to earth, and amazing GFE and stunning and never make yourself feel rushed or hustled and upstanding in all your dealings. You obviously have a high opinion of yourself, which is exactly what these forums say. A couple of years ago, you had a nice, athletic, body but you were a bitch unless someone was giving you (and only you) money. Lots of condescending attitude, lots of anger, lots of insincerity, lots of toxic energy. One thing you'd see from all the publicity here is that everyone has a similar story - they did a room with you, and it was good. Then you bitched them out at some later time for going with someone else or not coming in specifically to see you, and you often made comments about how you were better than any other stripper there. I personally saw you do a VIP with a guy, then go in the back. He started talking to another girl, and from a distance I saw you yelling at him, and he just took it like a sheep. Some guys are like that, and you probably made good money off them. Most of us won't put up with your guilt trips, and I've gotten at least 8-10 DMs from guys who had a really bad run in with you. Most guys go to strip joints to get attention and affection from good looking girls in exchange for money. We want the best parts of having girlfriends without the worst parts of having gold digging wives, and we're willing to pay for that. We want to pick whoever we want when we walk in the door, and we want all of our ex girlfriends there to be as happy for us as our guy friends would be. And if there's one girl that we want every time we go in the door, that's fine, too, but there are no guarantees, and there are no marriage contracts. You did a good VIP, but were all the worst parts of a gold digging wife afterwards, and most guys won't deal with that for long. Then you put on a ton of weight, and the nice body was long gone, and all that was left was that attitude. I haven't paid much attention to you since, and neither has this board, other than the occasional repeated comment on monthly reivews that have a variety of names, like mine do. There are girls of all looks and shapes there that do well in strip clubs, but none of them have your attitude or reputation. Bitchiness and gold digging has its downsides. And if you've changed, it's because you had to at your new weight class, and nobody thinks it's genuine. That's a good start, and I could have been much nastier, but I feel a little bad for you. I'm sure others will also weigh in.

Great review. Minnow, the Adjudicator below, is the site douchebag.

good review

Meshuggah, That was me. I had no money, but I wanted a free dance, I was awake the whole time.

The girl offered $68 for FS because if she charged an extra dollar it would be a 69.

good review

Q, I may have overstated it by saying that Lisa is supposedly long gone. I got it from someone else here (who can speak up if they want), that she got drunk and got in a fight with the club management around Halloween, so it's been 3 weeks. Sometimes those girls come right back, but she didn't. I'm guessing she got a job at another club, and they can change towns quickly just by finding another city to strip at. Sometimes they come back after a few months or years, as some other dancers have done, and some of those girls are working regular schedules there now. It's always a good idea to try to get a phone number or social media name to get in tough if they move.

I'd love to know who the 2 names are, and they should be outed if they are scammers.

It's weird. Normally, the day shift begins at 12, and as I understand it, most girls are in by about 1, then they start leaving at 6:30. Night shift comes in between 7 and 8:30 or so. On Sundays, I've seen girls start their shifts at 2, or at 3, and there are a lot of girls that will work 3-10, and I don't think that's a shift on any other day. The Patriots game at 1 makes it odd. I would have thought that a lot of guys would watch the game at a strip joint, but they just don't. I've heard that they're more flexible with shifts on Sundays because it's harder to get girls to work. Bottom line is that on a Sunday, you may not have a real good sense of who will be ther for the early shift until after 3.

I sometimes write down notable names when I am there, and here are some of the ones I wrote from Sundays: Sunday Night August: Kennedy, Kami, Chanel, Reign, Vida, Molly Sunday Night July: Aurora Vivian (both very odd on a SUnday night) Sunday afternoon June; Lisa (who is supposedly long gone), Julani, Luisa, Maya Atlas Kennedy

What happened to Lisa? That must be an interesting story. Is she at another club, or did she go back to medical school?

good review

^^^ Right wing brainwashing about non-issues. Tell me how many "transgender surgeries" there were, and show proof. Especially for children. That was hilarious. Trump just making up more shit that never happened, and his sheep believing him. https://www.the-independent.com/news/world/americas/us-politics/donald-trump-gender-transition-rally-speech-b2609127.html Yeah, Trump is a deranged crap right wing candidate running on a fraud religious right wing platform. The religous christian pedos already want to shut down porn (Project 2025), and the strip clubs are next.

Gamma is a russian bot, trying to stir up American hatred of Americans. Democrats wanted to "prosecute their opposition" because Trump committed 34 felonies and was convicted on ALL of them so far, in a court, by a jury. Then Trump lied about election fraud, with ZERO PROOF, and convinced thousands of his dopes to try to overthrow the capitol, causing 140 injuries to cops, and 3 deaths. Russian propaganda works when people are stupid enough to believe it, and LOTS of them did.

great review

good review

The catholic pedophile cult loves this pick.

good review

I thought the Caddy had ID scanning before the murder, but I could be wrong. I just googled, and the murder victim's name was Stephon Calice, and it happened 2 years ago this month. Cameras everywhere, pretty well lit parking lot, credit cards on file for people who pay with credit cards, fingerprints on drinks, and they still haven't arrested anyone. It's not the club's fault, but how is it that the police can't arrest someone in 2 years?? The guy was sketchy. Normally, they'd give his profession and say he was a plumber or lawyer or construction worker, but they said he was a "flag football coach", so he might have been a drug dealer or other criminal who got killed because of that, but the whole thing is weird.

Great review, even though you and I have different opinions on clubs. I think that the reason that Boardroom and Desire are in the Top 4 is completely due to the way they measure. They just look at the average star rating. That rating comes from guys who go to those clubs and give it a 10 rating. I probably review Desire 8-10 times a year, always 10 stars, because I think it's great for New England. I'm not grading it on a curve vs Florida, which has a few clubs which I know are better. The bastards lucky enough to live in Florida probably give their clubs an 8 because they expect so much more than we expect up here. They would probably give Desire a 7, but there aren't enough of them evaluating the club to drop the score. Same for Boardroom, and I woulnd't consider Boardroom to be 80% of Desire, but it has a lot of loyal fans, because it's the best Massachusetts has to offer.

I don't know which Desire dancer went to Centerfolds, but I think that Chelsea from Desire used to work at Centerfolds.

Amazing review. Great job putting the new girls first. However, you should put an asterisk in front of every new paragraph. I didn't want to miss anything, so I did a scan on a few paragraphs after the new girls and caught these gems: " 36, 24, 36 oh what a winning hand... " about the brick house. Amusing. Then ... "gaze at the interstate while getting pegged." WTF? Did he just say that? Combination of hilarious and disturbing and Shakespeare, and made me do a serious WTF laugh. Literary art. Just a fucking amazing review. WARNING: if you drive on the interstate, do NOT look into the windows at Desire.