Reviews by MassiveHardOn

So it's late afternoon in the middle of the week and Route 15 is piling up with traffic feeding into I-80... it is the summer and out of state lunatics are clogging every travel...

Back at Rumors for another try. The super cute Portugese speaking barmaid was there again - young cute face with volutuous lips - nice soft curves - freindly and attentive. Couldn't believe she...

Dropped in late on a Saturday and Jamie (bartender) looked a little distraught - the place was clearly busy bu tthe clientelle were on the looney tunes side tonight. Probably 5 normal folks in the...

Ran down to DDTR to catch the tail end of Day shift and beginning of Nite Shift. Nina - finally back into the fold at the Den - gotta love her cute litte ass, huge...

Major upgrade for a place that used to be a total dump. The stage, bar and LD areas are all new. They have one tremendous ebony pole dancer that put's on a phenomenal show...

Place was busy this weekend - word is getting out that DD Hazlet is upgrading and you dollar goes far here. Recent upgrades include some fresh new talent in the form a young fresh caramel...

Haven't tried CH in Pleasantville for the evening shift - generally a day shift guy down here because the value tends to be better - but it sounded like the evening level of quality...

Centerfolds will likely drain your wallet to send you off satisfied. Have noticed a lot of turnaraound since my last visit and a huge increase in tipping fees here - maybe because it was...

Had to try a day shift run to DDTR - much to my surprise I found 5 younger talent pixies to entertain - a truly hot shift of day dancers. Keisha - an ebony princess...

Saw an ad about GGR's Spring Fling in the paper and decided it was time to stop back for a visit. They nailed you for $20 at the door this evening which was a...

Becoming a regular at Delilah's Den in Hazlet! Love the laid back attitude and casual atmosphere. Anna is still my go to favorite - a cute woman with an amazing personality and lap dances that...

It has been probably 4 years since frequenting this upscale visual club in the middle of nowhere - back then there were the Cheeks transplants from Pemberton - enthusiastic brazilian mynxes and a mix...

Had a craving for Rayne and decided to trek to the PH for an old time favorite. She has been here forever and NEVER disappoints - body is still good but her face is...

Definition of Carnival: 1 - a period of public revelry at a regular time each year, typically during the week before Lent in Roman Catholic countries, involving processions, music, dancing, and the use of masquerade 2...

Decided to try DDTR out at a time when I could compare the shifts. Day ladies are more liberal in the back than the evening shift, but mostly are not nearly as hot. Caught the...

Love the ladies at Delilah's Den in Hazlet! Yes this place has been renamed and upgraded... the talent is improving. My New ATF here is Anna - super hot eastern Euro from Georgia (the country...

Centerfolds is a no holds bared club with decent talent - find a lady you like - dump a wad of cash and go home happy.. However, the XMas Bash came up way short of...

Bored and needed to break the day up - stopped by Rumors to see what itis about. Exquisitely lovely barmaid speaking Portugese - so probably Brazilian - young full lips - curvaceous - freindly and...

It's been forever since visiting the Keansburg Go-Go bar... It has undergone a few cosmetic changes and one of the ladies mentioned new management. This used to be a total russian bar... there a still...

Time for another DDTR visit as a few months have ticked by. Caught the tail end of day shift into evenig shift - glad to see some new faces. Danielle: Day shift brunette hottie with a...

Been a while since trekking out to the Playhouse - but I missed my fav Rayne and needed a taste of her VIP sensuality... still the petite spinner she has always been and still...

Late afternoon - early evening visit - somewhere around 15-20 women milling around like cattle in the club - zombie presence on stage for most dancers. Attacked immediately upon entry before even approaching the bar...

Lowlights: Thought I would give Torpedoes a try since I was passing through the area. Same old go go bar, with a decent mix of African Americans, Latinos, and Eastern European ladies. Hate the dollar parade,...

So there's a few new ladies to add to the mix: Joey: One of the bouncer's ladies - decent natural curves - adequate lap dances - peroxide blonde with black roots and a page boy...