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8 yrs ago
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On The Border
10741 S 27th St Franklin, WI 53132
Not good during the day
I went to this club after many years away. I remember the days when this was one of the finest clubs in Milwaukee with some of the most beautiful girls. Usually between 18 and 30. I had a few hours to kill so decided to check it out and was expecting to see some good looking babes. I was disappointed as soon as I walked in. Paid my $5 fee and immediately saw all the girls sitting at the bar with other strippers only and away from the customers. Three of them were shooting pool by themselves. Not only that, I quickly glanced to see if there were any good looking ones that would make it worthwhile to stay. But alas, I didn't see a single young hot looking girl. They were all old, ugly, and sagging. It was very disappointing. Anyway I proceeded to sit down at the end of the bar and asked the bartender for a beer ($5). At this point, I'm thinking to myself maybe all the hot ones are at private dances and if I stuck around, they will eventually show up. After 3 beers and 2 hours, the hottest girl was a tall slim African American girl with nice knockers. At this club, after the girls finish dancing on stage, they go around on their tip walk and as she approached me, she didn't even look at me and asked for a tip. That was the final straw that broke the camels back and I headed out. Girl quality rating ---> 4 is generous. Fun factor ----> 0 Did I enjoy myself? A little bit. It never hurts to sit and drink beer with half naked women. But there are better places during the day.
14 yrs ago
Logo for The Hardware Store
The Hardware Store
942 Main St Clyman, WI 53016
I went to this club after...
I went to this club after a golf outing. When I got there, I was a bit nervous,because I didn't really know what to expect. it was in a very small town, population 388. As a minority, I was even more reluctant to in, but heck, I was already here, so why not. Went in and was expecting to pay cover charge, but to my surprise, no one collected, so I went to sit at the bar. The bar was small and right in front of the stage. As I sat, the dancer on stage slid her bottom over to reveal her goodies, which surprised me. It was looking like a good decision to come in. Order a beer and sat and watch for a few minutes. Then a dancer comes over to talk and we chatted away. But all the while, my eyes were on the girl on stage as each girl showed the goodies. After a few beers, I went to sit on stage. By this time, my anxiety of being a minority and nervousness was gone. As I sat and pulled out a dollar to tip, she leaned down and pulled her g string over, and I slid the bill right down the hatch. Awesome! By this time, I also notice how much fun I was having. The other customers looked and sounded like they were having a blast. I thought, man if my friends were here, we would rule this place. As the night went on, I started asking the guy next to me about the dances. He was telling me how much fun it was without going into details, so he suggested I try. So I did. Took a voluptuous girl back for one dance. Let's just say I was hooked. Hands all over top and bottom and then some. I had so much fun, I did another. The girls are mostly black girls from out of town. A few white girls, but the white girls were less friendly and it seems you ge less mileage from them. But the black girls were more in tune with why a guy would go to this kind of place. Looks wise, the girls range from 5-8. But the "fun" factor was definitely a 10 for me. I would suggest visiting this place at least once, and I know you will be back. I know I will. Planning it right now how to get back there and have more fun.