Reviews by hardware

I stopped into UJ's for the first time in over a year a few days ago. I got in around 8PM and the place was pretty empty. I believe there were about 5…

It had been some time (probably over a year) since I last stopped in to UJ's, but I was in the neighborhood and decided to drop back in. I'm not going to talk much…

I've long been a fan of S-I, however my last couple of visits have been a bit disappointing. The overall number of dancers seems less than normal - they're generally still attractive though.…

GABC has been extensively reviewed here. I've been several times, and it is the best bet for naked women in ANC. Fantasys on 5th has been closed for a while, and on my…

I didn't have very high expectations for this club and as such, they were basically met. This place is on the ghetto side. The interior is rather worn and tired - it's definitely…

I've reviewed Presley's a couple of times, however it had been a while since I stopped in, and based on this visit, I thought it worth another review. The physical particulars of this club have been…

It had been a while since I've been back to Presley's. The interior is completely unchanged from any of the recent reviews, and the same as the first time I went in. I'll start off…

Stopped by UJs again for the first time in several months. The interior is unchanged from last time, and as it was evening, I paid a $3 cover. My beer (PBR this evening)…

I was back in Anchorage in early December, and made an obligatory visit to the Bush Company. Others have gone well over the physical description of the club, and I'm pleased to say nothing…

I was back in Anchorage in early December, and made an obligatory visit to the Bush Company. Others have gone well over the physical description of the club, and I'm pleased to say nothing…

This was my second visit to Wild Orchid. As others have stated, it is almost in Gresham. This is one of the more 'strip-clubby' strip clubs in Portland, as opposed to the neighborhood…

Second visit to Mystic. I came again looking for a specific dancer, and by lucky coincidence found her at the end of her shift. The club isn't any different from my last visit,…

I've passed by Jiggles many times and bypassed as it's an all-age club (no alcohol). On this trip, I'd pre-funked, and decided to stop in on a lark, as I'd heard Jiggles would soon…

Made my first visit to Mystic. As others have said, it's across the street from Club 205. I got there around 7 PM, and the parking lot was quite full. There was…

Stars-Bend is somewhat shabbier than Stars-Salem. Entering, you face the end of the bar, with the main dance area to your left, and an ATM and some video poker machines to your right.…

This was a bit of an odd experience... I'd been wanting to stop by here, as it's really the last club in this area that I hadn't been to and the reports have been…

Hard Candy does look a touch sketchy on the outside. The parking lot is a bit difficult to see at night - basically an alley to the right of the club off a one-way…

Riverside does not have extraordinary reviews, and this one will be no different. That said, this club is not entirely without redeeming features. Exterior - nothing special - it's advertised as a sports bar &…

I've been to Jacks a couple of times since my last review, but this was the first time I've gone after 10PM so I thought it worth another review. I will not describe the…

Other descriptions of RCS are accurate, so I will not rehash except to say my visit was apparently before the review just prior to this one, as during my visit, the PD area WAS a…

Let's see - no reviews in almost a year, and a recent "scandal" regarding a 17-year old dancer - what more could a club need to recommend it? I was recently in Salem on business and…

Decided to stop in on a lark and was pleasantly surprised. From the outside, this club looks pretty sketchy - it's about an 18' wide spot between two grey industrial looking buildings with a liquor store…

I've been back to S-I a couple of times since my last review. Again, I won't rehash the physical attributes - it has not changed. Dancer quality is a bit all over the place -…

Made a follow-up visit to UJ's a couple of weeks ago. Physical description following is copied from my previous review - it is still accurate: Club itself is basically 90’s décor – neon, dark fabrics,…

*** INCOMPLETE REVIEW **** Stopped by on a Wednesday evevning. You enter via a staircase upward to the venue, to your left. Walking in, you see pool tables to your left, space…