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published 6 yrs ago
Union Jacks
938 E Burnside St Portland, OR 97214
Dances getting spendy...
I stopped into UJ's for the first time in over a year a few days ago. I got in around 8PM and the place was pretty empty. I believe there were about 5…
published 9 yrs ago
Union Jacks
938 E Burnside St Portland, OR 97214
PD Cost-creep
It had been some time (probably over a year) since I last stopped in to UJ's, but I was in the neighborhood and decided to drop back in. I'm not going to talk much…
published 9 yrs ago
Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club
1836 S A St Springfield, OR 97477
Not up to usual standards
I've long been a fan of S-I, however my last couple of visits have been a bit disappointing. The overall number of dancers seems less than normal - they're generally still attractive though.…
published 9 yrs ago
Great Alaskan Bush Company
631 E International Airport Rd Anchorage, AK 99518
Best bet for ANC
GABC has been extensively reviewed here. I've been several times, and it is the best bet for naked women in ANC. Fantasys on 5th has been closed for a while, and on my…
published 10 yrs ago
505 Club
529 NW Burnside Rd, Gresham, OR 97030, USA*
Well, it IS Gresham after all...
I didn't have very high expectations for this club and as such, they were basically met. This place is on the ghetto side. The interior is rather worn and tired - it's definitely…
published 11 yrs ago
Sugar Shack Gentlemen's Club
3803 Commercial St SE Salem, OR 97302
I've reviewed Presley's a couple of...
I've reviewed Presley's a couple of times, however it had been a while since I stopped in, and based on this visit, I thought it worth another review. The physical particulars of this club have been…
published 11 yrs ago
Sugar Shack Gentlemen's Club
3803 Commercial St SE Salem, OR 97302
It had been a while since...
It had been a while since I've been back to Presley's. The interior is completely unchanged from any of the recent reviews, and the same as the first time I went in. I'll start off…
published 11 yrs ago
Union Jacks
938 E Burnside St Portland, OR 97214
Stopped by UJs again for the...
Stopped by UJs again for the first time in several months. The interior is unchanged from last time, and as it was evening, I paid a $3 cover. My beer (PBR this evening)…
published 11 yrs ago
Great Alaskan Bush Company
631 E International Airport Rd Anchorage, AK 99518
I was back in Anchorage in...
I was back in Anchorage in early December, and made an obligatory visit to the Bush Company. Others have gone well over the physical description of the club, and I'm pleased to say nothing…
published 11 yrs ago
Great Alaskan Bush Company
631 E International Airport Rd Anchorage, AK 99518
I was back in Anchorage in...
I was back in Anchorage in early December, and made an obligatory visit to the Bush Company. Others have gone well over the physical description of the club, and I'm pleased to say nothing…
published 11 yrs ago
Grind (Oasis)
15826 SE Division St Portland, OR 97236
This was my second visit to...
This was my second visit to Wild Orchid. As others have stated, it is almost in Gresham. This is one of the more 'strip-clubby' strip clubs in Portland, as opposed to the neighborhood…
published 12 yrs ago
The Venue
9950 SE Stark St Portland, OR 97216
Second visit to Mystic. I...
Second visit to Mystic. I came again looking for a specific dancer, and by lucky coincidence found her at the end of her shift. The club isn't any different from my last visit,…
published 12 yrs ago
Jiggles
7455 SW Nyberg St Tualatin, OR 97062
I've passed by Jiggles many times...
I've passed by Jiggles many times and bypassed as it's an all-age club (no alcohol). On this trip, I'd pre-funked, and decided to stop in on a lark, as I'd heard Jiggles would soon…
published 12 yrs ago
The Venue
9950 SE Stark St Portland, OR 97216
Made my first visit to Mystic....
Made my first visit to Mystic. As others have said, it's across the street from Club 205. I got there around 7 PM, and the parking lot was quite full. There was…
published 12 yrs ago
Stars Cabaret Bend
197 NE 3rd St Bend, OR 97701
Stars-Bend is somewhat shabbier than Stars-Salem....
Stars-Bend is somewhat shabbier than Stars-Salem. Entering, you face the end of the bar, with the main dance area to your left, and an ATM and some video poker machines to your right.…
published 13 yrs ago
The Nile Gentlemen's Club
1030 Highway 99 North Eugene, OR 97402
This was a bit of an...
This was a bit of an odd experience... I'd been wanting to stop by here, as it's really the last club in this area that I hadn't been to and the reports have been…
published 13 yrs ago
Hard Candy Gentlemen's Club
960 Liberty St NE, Salem, OR 97301, USA*
Hard Candy does look a touch...
Hard Candy does look a touch sketchy on the outside. The parking lot is a bit difficult to see at night - basically an alley to the right of the club off a one-way…
published 13 yrs ago
Riverside Sports Bar & Lounge
1501 6th St Umatilla, OR 97882
Riverside does not have extraordinary reviews,...
Riverside does not have extraordinary reviews, and this one will be no different. That said, this club is not entirely without redeeming features. Exterior - nothing special - it's advertised as a sports bar &…
published 13 yrs ago
Union Jacks
938 E Burnside St Portland, OR 97214
I've been to Jacks a couple...
I've been to Jacks a couple of times since my last review, but this was the first time I've gone after 10PM so I thought it worth another review. I will not describe the…
published 13 yrs ago
Rose City Strip
3620 SE 35th Pl Portland, OR 97202, USA
Other descriptions of RCS are accurate,...
Other descriptions of RCS are accurate, so I will not rehash except to say my visit was apparently before the review just prior to this one, as during my visit, the PD area WAS a…
published 13 yrs ago
Sugar Shack Gentlemen's Club
3803 Commercial St SE Salem, OR 97302
Let's see - no reviews in...
Let's see - no reviews in almost a year, and a recent "scandal" regarding a 17-year old dancer - what more could a club need to recommend it? I was recently in Salem on business and…
published 13 yrs ago
The Hawthorne Strip
1026 SE Hawthorne Blvd, Portland, OR 97214, USA*
Decided to stop in on a...
Decided to stop in on a lark and was pleasantly surprised. From the outside, this club looks pretty sketchy - it's about an 18' wide spot between two grey industrial looking buildings with a liquor store…
published 13 yrs ago
Sweet Illusions Gentlemen's Club
1836 S A St Springfield, OR 97477
I've been back to S-I a...
I've been back to S-I a couple of times since my last review. Again, I won't rehash the physical attributes - it has not changed. Dancer quality is a bit all over the place -…
published 14 yrs ago
Union Jacks
938 E Burnside St Portland, OR 97214
Made a follow-up visit to UJ's...
Made a follow-up visit to UJ's a couple of weeks ago. Physical description following is copied from my previous review - it is still accurate: Club itself is basically 90’s décor – neon, dark fabrics,…
published 14 yrs ago
ShowGirls @ Boondocks
15 NW Greenwood Ave, Bend, OR 97701, USA*
*** INCOMPLETE REVIEW **** Stopped...
*** INCOMPLETE REVIEW **** Stopped by on a Wednesday evevning. You enter via a staircase upward to the venue, to your left. Walking in, you see pool tables to your left, space…
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