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Reviews

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published 12 yrs ago
The last time I went to...
reviewed by
SilentBob37

8.0

The last time I went to this place the girls were ALL ridiculously hot. This time it was more like half of them, but granted it was a weeknight. Either way, still plenty of hot…

review
published 12 yrs ago
I've been to this place a...
reviewed by
SilentBob37

8.0

I've been to this place a few more times now and I like it WAY better on weekdays. The girls on weekend nights weren't all that attractive. They were also much busier. Weekdays are the…

review
published 12 yrs ago
This place is a must-visit. Yeah,...
reviewed by
SilentBob37

8.7

This place is a must-visit. Yeah, the $50 cover is obnoxious. Yeah, the mileage on the dances isn't anything exceptional. Sometimes it's hard to get a seat. But you have to see this place to…

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published 12 yrs ago
This place is different but has...
reviewed by
SilentBob37

9.3

This place is different but has a few things going for it. (1) The girls are very hot, and (2) the dances are cheap and full grind. After that, the place is just weird and…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Overall I liked this club, but...
reviewed by
SilentBob37

8.0

Overall I liked this club, but I didn't like it. There were a few very attractive girls, but mostly meh. The dancers told me you could either do $25 a song or the $400 VIP…

review
published 13 yrs ago
The girls were much hotter than...
reviewed by
SilentBob37

6.7

The girls were much hotter than I expected. Other than that, though, I wasn't a big fan of this place. It's very small and gets crowded. The lap dances varied by girl but, in general,…

review
published 13 yrs ago
I wasn't a huge fan of...
reviewed by
SilentBob37

6.7

I wasn't a huge fan of this club. The pluses are that it's fully nude, full contact lap dances, for a reasonable price. The negative is that there is no effort put into the stage…

review
published 13 yrs ago
This is pretty much the perfect...
reviewed by
SilentBob37

8.0

This is pretty much the perfect strip club. All the reviews are right - you get a totally nude lapdance out in the open, no privacy, but tons of contact and you can touch anything…

review
published 13 yrs ago
This is my favorite club in...
reviewed by
SilentBob37

8.3

This is my favorite club in the Chicago area. It's just the right speed. There's always one or two real hotties, 9's or 10's, and overall the dancer quality is high, even if there are…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Despite the good reviews above, I...
reviewed by
SilentBob37

5.7

Despite the good reviews above, I actually had a terrible time at this club. It was a Monday night (during football season) and Halloween! Yet still the quality of the girls was very low. The…

review
published 13 yrs ago
Agree with the consensus - girls...
reviewed by
SilentBob37

8.7

Agree with the consensus - girls are gorgeous, with nice big fake breasts, but a few that were natural. Whether fake or natural, they are all legitimately pretty with nice bodies, or almost all of…

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published 13 yrs ago
This was maybe the funnest club...
reviewed by
SilentBob37

8.7

This was maybe the funnest club I have ever been to. The place has the feel of a party or club that just happens to have hot women around who will grind on you. I…