Reviews by Sincerest

I’ve been here lots of times over the last 10 years, but this visit was not like others. The club was short on dancers other than very thick girls (although one more attractive girl…

Sirens is a place where you can find the same girls almost every time you go. The same was true this time, sort of... but there were many newer faces, and some were downright new…

This was my third trip to this club, maybe my last. Was in town on business. My friend and I took a table just off the stage and quickly had very young and unsophisticated dancers…

So I have hit this club again for several visits. The inside never seems to change, with the exception of occasional beer pong set ups. The dancers vary any given visit, with some regulars…

This club is less well done than its next door neighbor, but on the other hand, it had a more inviting, less hustled feel to it. When I went in, the bouncer was friendly and…

I used to be a regular at this club, but seldom visit because it seems to stand still while other clubs change....at least a little. So I was surprised that the lighting was a little…

I came back to this club as a traveler, which means I came alone. Here's the thing about this club, the girls work hard with regulars or groups. And the night I came in both…

I used to be a regular at this club. Back before the gimmick dinners and the new VIP section that used to house the DJ. Now Jenny is the floor manager, not the bar tender,…

I went here twice while in town in April, once on a Thursday and again on "amat" Saturday. The pricing was like other Canadian clubs, except the dancers clearly are not in the Montreal/Toronto/Vancouver level.…

If you want a description of the updates to the physical club, you can see other reviews. I will say that, compared to my last visit to DC in 2012, the club is much nicer…

So this club is as bad as you think. The layout and physicality are old, sort of dirty, and way below the pricing structures. On the back wall you can get a pricey table dance…

I haven't been in this club since one of the dancer's tried to shake me down. That was months ago. But a friend and I decided to give a look see again. The club never changes…

I haven't been to K-Club in a while on a Saturday night, and this was the Saturday to pick. So many dancers and a packed club made for a fipun night. Many of the regulars…

I am used to clubs in Cleveland, Columbus, or Dayton, but I've been to dives in other cities. This club is a dive. The dancers are cute but very young, and the owner/"bartender" literally is…

If you follow my reviews you know I came here often but stopped when the place lost control to the dancers. Well, always willing to admit when I'm wrong, this review is about the…

In town for a convention and wanted to cab the least distance so picked Rachel's, partly because I was starved by 9 pm. So the cab driver had no clue and drove past it. Well,…

Having watched this club change over the last three years, it seems reasonable to conclude that the last two months have changed the professionalism of the club in the right direction. The dancers no longer…

As I've watched this club go through god only knows how many managers, and maybe owners, one thing that's for sure is this.....nothing stays the same. The cover changes, the drink prices change, the food…

I hadn't been back to this club for a while, and evey time income in there's a new policy or price for something. The layout has changed in two ways compared to two months ago:…

You can find numerous descriptions, all the same, of the physical lay-out of the club. I'll skip that in this review. I came back to NOLA after visiting two months earlier, and wanted to come back…

I visited this club the second night I was in NOLA, and was sorry I didn't visit it the first night--I'd have saved myself money over the visit on night one. When you walk into the…

I came back to Kahoots to see how things had changed, or stayed the same.... The club layout hasn't changed at all, nor have the bouncers etc. But the girls have changed in the last three…

When I visited last, this place was a physical dive. Now the stage closest to the door is moved over and all new interior, it appears. The place actually looks kind of nice. And too,…

Never having been here before, but having been denied access by Archibold's, I worried I might waste my cab fare. I didn't. The club is like most in DC in that it's small and the quarters…

I would love to write a follow-up review to this club, comparing it to my visit in August last year. But I couldn't get in. So imagine the way this goes. It's about midnight, and…