Reviews by winneristhethinner

Short: no knockouts but some cute girls if different types. Mileage will vary. Normal setup that's been covered before although I will say there are pool tables upstairs if you look hard enough. Honestly if…

After several visits to multiple clubs in the area I can now say that Crazy Horse is the best day club in Cleveland. Mileage is limited but the dancers are hot and the club is…

I was in the area for a meeting that ran long so decided to stop here rather than face rush hour traffic. Short version: Skip daytime visits. I should have faced the traffic. The club…

Surprisingly awesome time for a Monday day shift. Looks like the club is really trying to make the new lunch specials/Monday buffet work. Hot girls for day shift and decent dances - read on fit…

Physically the building is nice inside. Purely as a club it's nice. Where they fail is in the strip part. Short version - empty, thick and boring. Read on for more. Stopped by on a Thursday…

I must have just hit an off day. The reviews here seem to be about a different club experience than I saw on my Thursday afternoon visit. Only a handful of dancers on shift, none…

How the home of the big deal has fallen. Short version: decent girls for weekday afternoon, mileage varies considerably, not what it used to be. Still one of the best places in town, but not…

Quick Review: This is not the same type of club thats in the flats. Empty and open. Not much going on during the day. Dancer quality is not there. That said it still might be…

Interesting place. Has some very cute dancers but is one of the most restrictive clubs I've been to in Cleveland and is topless only. Very strict on contact and your money does not go nearly…

Friday afternoon visit, stayed until late night. During day club was very slow, maybe 10 girls working two 7-8s the rest 5-6. The club itself is nice, offeres parking across the street and has a…

Uptown used to be the club to go to for dayshift. They had the best looking women in a decent atmosphere and your dollar went a long way. The down turn in the economy has…

Stopped by Thursday afternoon and was happy to see a fair amount of girls dancing at that time. Very mixed shift - a few curvy and a few skinny most 5-6 but also one 8's…