I'm a pervert, and sort of new to strip clubs. Here's how I rate: Less clothes = higher score. Touching allowed = higher score. Lower dance prices = higher score. Slim, toned dancers = higher score. Forced drink minimums = lower score (I don't like alcohol). I live in Orlando, which sucks, and am on a mission to find my "home away from home".
Reviews

Carousel Club
Huntington, WV
Unable to find real info on...
Unable to find real info on this place, I went in not knowing exactly what to expect; surprise. As an outsider, you may get completely ignored for quite a while. Just stick around, tip when a…

Commotions
LaGrange, GA
If you're in the...
If you're in the area, I'd highly suggest checking this place out. This is a full-nude bar, costing $10 for lap/table (?) dances, and 2 for $10 dances on Mondays - Daddy like. …

Playmates
Cocoa, FL
My first review. First off, this...
My first review. First off, this place is no longer "nude", but "pastie". A former dancer I know from here told me the place was on its way to closing, and I had to give it…


