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This is just an update to my other reviews.... I went to the club last Saturday and there was some new talent, but not much else with the club has changed. The new girls were a standard…

9 yrs ago1

Players Club

Rosedale, MD

A sad day

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

MAJOR UPDATE: It appears that there are some big changes underway at this club. I was on Friday night and immediately noticed a change in the layout of the lap dance area. It would appear…

10 yrs ago3

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, MD

Some new talent...but hard to break the ice

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

What is it with some Maryland clubs...? This is an update/check-in review. I don't go to this club often because it isn't as good as it was in years past, but when the spirit moves me…

10 yrs ago

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, OR

Not much has changed...

Was back in P-town for a long weekend and decided to stop by an old favorite. When I last left, the club had recently been purchased by some new owners and was in the midst…

10 yrs ago1

Players Club

Rosedale, MD

Hit or miss...

For whatever reason, I don't give up on this club even though I feel like I should sometimes.... Lately, it has been the same lineup over and over again. Every now and then there is a…

10 yrs ago2

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, OR

I want to hate this club...

But it is the place I get the most mileage when I visit. So, if I am having a good time then why do I hate the club....one reason...the new owners. This club used to have…

10 yrs ago

Crystal City Restaurant - Gentleman's Club

Arlington, VA

What was I thinking...?

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I often get so annoyed when I see people review clubs and talk about the food and the atmosphere...personally, IDGAF about any of those things. I want to know about dances and read vague hints…

McDoogals

Riviera Beach, MD

This club used to be an...

This club used to be an old standby of mine, in fact it was the first club I started visiting when I moved to the DMV so many years ago. Sadly, not much has changed...the…

Players Club

Rosedale, MD

So, first things first. This is...

So, first things first. This is probably still the best club in the area as far as strip clubs go... That being said, I do feel this place is a little tired/ I say that because…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, OR

Time for an updated review because...

★★★★★★★★5.7/10

Time for an updated review because of the new management...and sorry folks, the news isn't really good. The quality of girls seems to be dropping. There used to be a pretty solid stable of pretty young…

DV8

Portland, OR

I decided to expand out of...

I decided to expand out of my downtown haunts and based on the reviews I decided to check this club out. The parking lot is the first thing you see. It is a little cramped…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, OR

Sometimes I am so stupid. If you...

Sometimes I am so stupid. If you read my past reviews on this club, I warn you to watch out for the hustle...well this last weekend I fell victim, maybe it was too much Whiskey, maybe…

Spyce Gentlemen's Club

Portland, OR

I have a love-hate relationship with...

I have a love-hate relationship with this club. First off, the women are pretty darned hot. Probably some of the hottest in the city. There are also lots of different flavors, shapes and sizes. Personally,…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, OR

There seems to be a lot...

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

There seems to be a lot of new talent in this club. The last time I went at least half of the girls were new faces that had been there less than a month. There…

Golden Dragon Exotic Club

Portland, OR

First off, I have a love-hate...

First off, I have a love-hate relationship with this club. I go way too much (if there is such a thing) but not many clubs in Oregon seem to compare to the good times I…

12 yrs ago1

Players Club

Rosedale, MD

This used to be my go-to...