Reviews

Pretty dead on the Thursday after work. I think there was one other customer in the whole place. Got a beer ($5 micro) and sat at the rack. It was kind of dark, which I…

I spent the day at the nude beach at Sauvies Island and since I hadn't gotten my fill of tits and pussy there I decided to come here for a beer since it was nearby.…

I went here a few months back and had myself as much fun as a man can have with a fine young lady. So I went back last week hoping to repeat. Unfortunately this time…

I've been to this place a few times recently. Shitty part of town, horrible name, but fairly nice on the inside. Talent level is okay, not great but I've seen way worse. Couple white girls…

New club in NoPo. I've stopped in a number of times now and it's been hit or miss. Mostly miss. A couple of times there were no dancers at all, and more than once I've…

Visited on a Sunday evening and was very impressed with the quality of the dancers. All were in the 8-10 range: young, tight, and full of spunk. Some decent action at the rack; a little…

The Dancin Bare is my neighborhood strip club. I've been in there many times over the years. It's not my favorite titty bar in Portland, but it definitely not the worst and it is close…