Reviews

19 reviews by kingcripple

Yellow Rose

Austin, TX

Sad about the quality

First time back in probably over two years. Wasn't sure what to expect, what has changed. Now, there were changes, not worth the price. My latest recollection before the two years break was that dances…

3 mos ago1

Perfect 10 Cabaret

Austin, TX

P10 Highland

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

This was my first time at Perfect 10 Highland in about six years. I typically go to Yellow Rose, but an old friend of mine told me she was working there, so why not. It isn't…

1 yr ago

Yellow Rose

Austin, TX

first rose visit since rona

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

My first time back since March. Before the rona hit, so I didn't know what to expect. The only thing that was really new, was they take your temperature, of course masks are…

5 yrs ago

Yellow Rose

Austin, TX

Sunday at the yellow rose

★★★★★★★★4.3/10

I rarely ever go to a strip club in a Sunday. But I have a friend who works there whom I haven't seen since September and she works on Sundays as well as other days.…

6 yrs ago1

Expose

Austin, TX

I have only been here twice,...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

I have only been here twice, and today was the second time. I would say the dancers here are all in all not as attractive as the ones at Yellow Rose, and not as skilled,…

11 yrs ago

Yellow Rose

Austin, TX

I'll admit, sometimes I go here...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

I'll admit, sometimes I go here just for the waitresses. Often times, in my four and a half years of coming to the Rose, the waitresses are prettier and friendlier than the strippers. There were…

11 yrs ago

Yellow Rose

Austin, TX

I came in Tuesday evening a...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

I came in Tuesday evening a few days after losing my wallet, so I was in a pretty bad mood. I was here the friday before and met a hot waitress who told me she…

11 yrs ago

Yellow Rose

Austin, TX

Never go to a club on...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Never go to a club on a Monday. The only good thing was that I was virtually the only guy in the club. But it was slim pickins that day.<br> <br> Their menu advertises that their Chicken…

12 yrs ago

Yellow Rose

Austin, TX

This club is my most frequented...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

This club is my most frequented club. It really is hit or miss though. Sometimes you get some really attractive dancers on the day shift, sometimes not so much. Sometimes the waitresses are the most…

12 yrs ago

Expose

Austin, TX

Pretty nice club. its up on...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

Pretty nice club. its up on a hill. Went there for their Christmas party . There were a couple cute girls, $10 dances til 8. drink specials. happened to have free hor dourves. One hit…

13 yrs ago

Yellow Rose

Austin, TX

I went in for their Friday...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I went in for their Friday buffet. They had just renovated the place and I honestly do not think it was for the better. The two seperate satillite stages were fine. No need to make…

14 yrs ago

Yellow Rose

Austin, TX

I usually like to give this...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

I usually like to give this place great ratings, as I used to love it. But the quality has really gone down since i last visited. most of the girls were not that great looking.…

14 yrs ago

Palazio Cabaret

Austin, TX

The club is small but it...

★★★★★★★★★★9.7/10

The club is small but it is honestly one of the better looking clubs from the outside as well as the inside. truth is, there weren't that many girls working when i went in but,there…

15 yrs ago

Yellow Rose

Austin, TX

Went in New Year's Eve for...

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

Went in New Year's Eve for lunch. Place is packed on Friday afternoons for lunch from noon to about 2pm due to the free buffet from 11-2. The brisket or roast beef, or whatever, is…

15 yrs ago

The Pink Monkey

Austin, TX

Worst club i have ever been...

★★★★★★★3.3/10

Worst club i have ever been to. it might've been because it was urban night but all they played was rap (mainly rick ross) and had mostly fat black chicks. it was horrible. two dollar…

15 yrs ago

Yellow Rose

Austin, TX

Best burger in town, seriously. I...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Best burger in town, seriously. I went yesterday during their 2 for 1 dance day. Dancer quality was their B or C team. two or three 10s. got 8 dances from this on who probably,…

15 yrs ago

Yellow Rose

Austin, TX

did not spend nearly as much...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

did not spend nearly as much time as i normally do here. my waitress was pretty non existant, despite being really hot. not that being hot means she was attentive. one dog out of the…

16 yrs ago

Yellow Rose

Austin, TX

Well I have lived in Austin...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Well I have lived in Austin for 2 years and never been. I lived right down the road from the Rose and never been. Until today. I gotta say I do not see why people…

16 yrs ago

Fantasy World

Albuquerque, NM

i have been here 3 or...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

i have been here 3 or 4 times during my stay in abq. first club i ever went to. first time was on my 19th birthday years ago. for a 19 year old kid's first…

16 yrs ago