Well I have lived in Austin...

Well I have lived in Austin for 2 years and never been. I lived right down the road from the Rose and never been. Until today. I gotta say I do not see why people gave some bad reveiws. Maybe it's because I'm a 24 year old college student but I enjoyed myself

Got there an hour after it opened. Mistake #1. there were only two dancers on shift. Still my waitress Magen was a certified 9 maybe 10. I love brunettes and I love girls with nice abs. Magen had abs to die for. Pretty attentive too. She would walk by frequently and at least once every 45 mins ask if i needed anything. I asked if she could send this particular girl, Jodi over and she said she would. Took about 3 hours and I had already gotten 2 dances from a nice girl named Ariel. Had not planned on the 2 from Ariel but they were nice. the dances were worth it. In between Magen told me she would find me another girl who was hotter than Jodi (Jodi looked to be asian or latina which are my top favorite ethnicities) because Jodi was extremely busy. She got me this really gorgeous girl named Jenna. Best breasts i have ever seen and probably fake but, still nice. She was curvy which i kinda dig if it doesn't border on being fat. And Jenna was by no means fat. Ariel was thin, spinner type which is good if not great but she could eat. her face was like a 6. Jenna i would say was a 8-10 if not 9-10. Jodi was 8-10 definatly and Ariel I'd say was a 7. there were mostly girls ranging from 7-10. 2 dogs and 2 waitresses that were dogs.

But I went alone. Mistake #2. The girls, the good looking ones, seemed mainly interested in groups and old guys and the VIP. That is where Jodi and Jenna were most of the time. I had spoken to Jenna when Magen introduced us and told her to come back during the 2 for 1. she said she would twice but never did. that was a total of 3 hours wasted. I had asked Magen to find Jenna and send her to me 10 mins before a 2 for 1 and she said she would. Prior to that she had gotten Jodi over who by this time was wasted beyond comprehension. at that point i only wanted Jenna but settled. Worst dance ever. Poor girl was falling everywhere. I felt bad that I asked for her. only dance I got that I regretted. Finally Jenna came to me and there hadn't been a 2 for 1 in a few hours so i settled on 1. it was good. This is why I gave the $ value a low rating, it was too damn hard to get a 2 for 1.