sonofjimboelvis

New York

Reviews by sonofjimboelvis

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  8 years ago
  The Oasis Gentlemen's Club

  490 W Jericho Turnpike Smithtown, NY 11787
  fun club

  small club with seating at the bar, at the stage or in lounge area with tables and chairs. Nice to have some seating options rather than only bar stools. Girls are mix;...
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  8 years ago
  Carousel Lounge

  522 E Jericho Turnpike Huntington Station, NY 11746
  small packed bar lots of girls

  Good things come in small packages this is an example. The bar is smallish but packed. There is a U shaped bar with seating around it. Good luck finding a seat...
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  8 years ago
  Blue Rhino

  1802 E Jericho Turnpike, Huntington, NY 11743, USA*
  nice looking place odd hours

  I never seem to find this place open. Passing by on a Saturday night I thought I would try again. It was about 2:00AM and while they were open they were getting...
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  8 years ago
  Xscape GoGo

  108 Market St Paterson, NJ 07505
  upscale ghetto style club

  club is in a basement next to two other clubs. boucer at door frisked me. he was polite, 'll give him that. There was a cover charge as there was some...
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  8 years ago
  5th Ave. Sports Bar

  138 5th Ave Paterson, NJ 07524
  good low end club

  One of the better places for over aged over weight dancers. Most of the dancers are Brazilian with the occasional Colombian or Dominican. A blond American, heavy but nice looking, seems to...
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  8 years ago
  Platinum Dollz Gentlemens Club and Restaurant

  426 Van Houten Ave Passaic, NJ 07055
  affordable high end

  the club looks like what you expect an upmarket strip club to look like. unlike many of NJ dive bar/strip clubs this place is a 'gentleman's club'. A suite, a cigar and...
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  8 years ago
  Crystal Cafe

  846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*
  better

  for the first time in a long time dancers were on stage dancing, not just wandering around begging for drinks and tips. dancers were older, and heavier but not obese grandmothers. some...
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  8 years ago
  Exit 11 Gentlemen's Club

  51 S Day St Orange, New Jersey 07050
  still the same

  I had a fun visit but for the wrong reasons. First the basics; Parking in a lot, in front with cameras. Two bars, no one uses the front bar anymore. Disgusting toilet. Bartender apologized for the cost...
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  9 years ago
  Temptations

  10 Carlough Rd Bohemia, NY 11716
  okay at best

  Reasonably modern looking club near an airport in an industrial area. Some parking. Might not be enough if they filled up but the place was mostly empty when I was there. The moment...
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  9 years ago
  5th Ave. Sports Bar

  138 5th Ave Paterson, NJ 07524
  getting better

  the basics. the club is in an industrial section of town. street parking. small club. Until recently club was mostly geriatric Brazilians. Now some American girls (under 40) are dancing...
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  9 years ago
  Satin Dolls

  230 NJ-17 S Lodi, NJ 07644
  Not like TV better than average NJ bikini bar

  First time visiting the club. Expectations were based upon the TV show Sopranos. Not much like that. More your average NJ bikini bar, or probably better than average. Large club with a...
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  9 years ago
  Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

  821 McBride Ave Woodland Park, NJ 07424
  not great, not bad, could be worse

  The basics...Converted house. Plenty of Parking. Clean Bathrooms Big stage surrounded by bar. Dancers were all Brazilian. Younger and/or thinner than you would expect in Paterson. One older lady well...
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  9 years ago
  Exit 11 Gentlemen's Club

  51 S Day St Orange, New Jersey 07050
  once a year is enough for me

  once a year I drop in to see how things are. nothing much ever changes. I know it's not a big deal but the place has the worst toilet in the world...
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  9 years ago
  5th Ave. Sports Bar

  138 5th Ave Paterson, NJ 07524
  Place is a dump. Long...

  Place is a dump. Long thin place with a bar along one wall. Bar used to curve into a J but par the the bar is now 'vip' rooms. Dancers are,...
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  9 years ago
  NYC Gentlemens Club

  26-50 Brooklyn Queens Expy W Flushing, NY 11377
  Hard to find location. Parking...

  Hard to find location. Parking on site and on street but there is a gym and other businesses near by so parking can be hard to find during the day. Cover charge...
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  9 years ago
  Crystal Cafe

  846 Conklin St, Farmingdale, NY 11735, USA*
  While this is a strip club...

  While this is a strip club no one ever seems to be stripping. The 'dancers' hang out at the bar with the customers. If you want socialize with the girls this place...
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  9 years ago
  Blue Rhino

  1802 E Jericho Turnpike, Huntington, NY 11743, USA*
  a combination of two visits visit one...

  a combination of two visits visit one about 5:00 in the afternoon of a weekday no dancers at all hung out 20min than felt stupid and left visit two same time different day 3 dancers okay looking, one black,...
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  9 years ago
  Jiggles, A Gentlemen's Pub

  105 Mohawk Ave Hawthorne, NJ 07506
  small club on a hill in...

  small club on a hill in a residential area. looks like a small house converted to a go-go bar. mostly Brazilian dancers. Very friendly dancers but all late thirties and up. There...
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  10 years ago
  5th Ave. Sports Bar

  138 5th Ave Paterson, NJ 07524
  dive bar. mix of dancers,...

  dive bar. mix of dancers, Brazilian, African American and Russian. Most where on the the heavy and older side. One or two might have even been young hotties, once. It's a...
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  10 years ago
  NYC Gentlemens Club

  26-50 Brooklyn Queens Expy W Flushing, NY 11377
  no cover cover charge as I...

  no cover cover charge as I arrived early afternoon. No frisk from bouncer, metal detector was turned off. Only one dancer but and I was the only customer. To her credit she did...
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  10 years ago
  Ragtime Gentlemen's Club

  821 McBride Ave Woodland Park, NJ 07424
  a house converted to a go-go...

  a house converted to a go-go bar. several dancers in street cloths were hanging out on beach chairs in the backyard/parking lot when I pulled in large bar surrounding a small raised stage pool...
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  10 years ago
  Blue Goose

  10 1st Ave, Paterson, NJ 07524, USA
  a zero ambiance joint. long...

  a zero ambiance joint. long narrow bar with stage behind it. larger back area but not in use. no much street parking one of the dancers was celebrating a birthday when I...
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  10 years ago
  Marcet Cafe Gentlemen's Club

  1011 Market St Paterson, NJ 07513
  Dump. Two dancers and 2...

  Dump. Two dancers and 2 patrons when I was there. Several large flat screens with sports on. TV's seemed out of place the rest of the joint seemed stuck in the...
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  10 years ago
  Exit 11 Gentlemen's Club

  51 S Day St Orange, New Jersey 07050
  time for my annual visit. ...

  time for my annual visit. once a year is enough. Place is still a dump. Dancers are old, and fat, and annoying.<br> Bathroom still lacks a flushable toilet. About the only...