Reviews by hump_my_leg_12346

I got there at about 6pm on a Saturday. I sat at a table and didn't get service. After 10 minutes I relocated to the bar. It must have been small boob night because...

Stopped in for a couple of drinks around 3pm. No cover. The last time I was there it was dead so I thought it's only fair to praise DC when I had a good...

Stopped in about 11:30 on a Friday afternoon to kill some time. It was me, two bartenders, the manager, and one dancer. I sat at the bar and ordered my rail drink for $3.75...

First of all plastic lawn furniture? Ok, fine in sniffers row, but for a lapdance? This place is never going to be fancy, but they could upgrade the seats fairly cheaply. I got there...

Got there around 5pm on a weekday. Sat down, ordered a drink, and it didn't take long to get approached. The girls were aggressive, some might say desperate, and were pretty up front about...

I don't get it. This place used to be a great spot for rail action and fun couch dances. Now it's just a trap. I went in about 4pm on a Friday thinking that the...

These aren't CD prices, that's for sure. Arrived around 5pm on a Wednesday. Got a drink and sat down. About 10 customers and 15 dancers. It took a couple of minutes for a super...

I walked in and although there was a cover, there wasn't anyone greeting customers at the door. Confused, I kept walking and stood at the bar to get a drink. Unfortunately, I stood there...

Well, I guess they did get flat screens and an updated jukebox about five years ago. But seriously. They always have 3-5 girls on each shift. The stage is behind the bar and it's...

I took a taxi there, and use the coupon from my phone. Typically they don't let you do that so be aware. I walked in and was really surprised to see how big this...

Downtown Cabaret has $3.75 domestics and wells and that's the reason I went. This place also is historic. The decor is amazing and they keep it up. Unfortunately, the decor on this day was...

I went right when the place opened, and I didn't expect a lot but I did expect more than one girl on. she did her best to satisfy one guy who wanted to dance,...

I took the train down from Boston, and walked the mile or so to the club. It was a nice, safe walk. I sat at the bar and drank for about two hours...I thought...

Drove south from SD and parked in the lot for $8. Walked across the border and got the $5 cab. I booked a room ahead of time and stopped by the pharmacia for some...

Holy hot women! Maybe not quite at the level of Honk Kong, but very close. I made two rounds around the stage and caught the eye of a very attractive girl. We had drinks....

I'm not sure why this place gets such great reviews. It's more of a straight up bar than a strip club. Sure, there are topless girls there, but they are an afterthought. It's more...

Dream Girls is hit or miss, and on this visit I definitely missed. I was there with a bachelor party and wanted to see some hot girls and get some good contact in one...

OMFG. Never in my wildest dreams did I think I would pay $1 to dildo a girl right in her pussy or watch a guy at the rail eat pussy for $1.but both of...

Expensive to get in ($18) but great action once you do. Get there at a slow time and this club will be your oyster. Plenty of girls on at most times. Secluded private dances....

I tell you what: you can't beat the Rick's happy hour drinks. $3.75 drinks/beers all day until 7. I like Heineken and Tanqueray, you might like something else. Good looking females...

This place is cool beans. Porn on the TV's a little weird but it adds to the experience. Two maa in stages with another in a back room. Dancers as we all...

Pretty nice place. Awkwardly placed stage in the front and another that makes way more sense in the back. Small tables in front of the stage like you'd think. Right on...

This place always has a good variety of girls. It gets pricey though - after 7pm drinks go up to like $10 each. If you go you gotta go M-F 3-7 for...

This is my go-to club if I am looking for a great couch dance. Not all dancers will give you a great one, so I recommend sidling up to sniffer's row and use...