I tell you what: you can't...

I tell you what: you can't beat the Rick's happy hour drinks. $3.75 drinks/beers all day until 7. I like Heineken and Tanqueray, you might like something else. Good looking females of course, of all flavors (although Asians were lacking on this visit). A good plan is to get there around 2 or three and once drinks go up to like $10 each you won't need too many to keep your buzz going.

They also have a terrific lunch special: a $6 meal is good anywhere, but to have the girls there with you puts it over the top.

I had a couple of honeys rubbing up on me. You gotta pick your ladies carefully: some can smell the money from a mile away, others are there just to get drunk, and then the ones I like will sit and talk to you as long as you buy the occasional dance.