Reviews by humdumb

First of all, I should mention that it's kind of a pain in the ass to get to the club right now just because of all the construction on Austin Bluffs. There's also a little…

Stick a fork in this place, it's done. I've hit this club up sporadically over the last 6 years or so. It's close, but I'm starting to think that is the only reason why I…

I've been to Deja Vu three times. Each time there's the same pushy ass woman trying to get tips for anything including bringing you water that you didn't order. She's pushy as all hell. Her…

Pretty solid dancers and pretty decent dances. Specials come up where you can pay 30 dollars for 3 dances or 60 for 3 nude dances. The women are nice and let your hands roam but…

Visited while visiting CO. The cover was 15 bucks. I thought that was a little expensive but your dollar goes a long way here! LITERALLY, a dollar! The best part of this club (other than…

This is a crazy hidden location and is, frankly, a little frightening once you pull up. There is literally no activity outside so it's a little weird going in. Once you get in the women…

Friday night, and every thing seemed hopping at this place. Sure, the bouncers are way protective, but I like knowing I'm not going to get shivved. Anyway, I'm there for ten minutes and I get…

I went on an afternoon and it was an extremely pleasant atmosphere! I'd been told it was one of the more expensive places in town, and I honestly have NO idea how people can say…

Ok, so despite all of the horrifying reviews of this place I decided to give it a shot. Twenty bucks to get in? Better have some 10's in here. NONE. Don't think that this is a…

This place is WAY off the norm. You enter and there's a few shelves of porn, a theater (which is typically closed) and a guy behind the counter. He's usually standing there with a girl,…

So, I decided to go back to Zebra's to give it a second try. At first I only saw a few 6's dancing at best. Ashley was really good, and then quite a few 8's…

The dancers are a 7 at top (mainly Cricket who is beautiful) the rest are just so-so. Most are unenthusiastic and some (Ashley) are just downright bitchy to your face. They don't try to get…