Reviews by HonestT

Started Thursday night on a bummer because I had some OTC lined up that fell through. Hit BTs Dearborn to find a sparse crowd. I stayed about three hours and never saw more than a…

I believe there were 9-10 dancers, a couple waitresses, and a shot girl. At least three dancers are plus sized, and gross. Don't think I won't pork a fat chick, I just hate seeing…

I arrived at BTs Friday night at 10pm. Immediately I could see it was going to be a tough night at the club, because there were several large groups and a ton of girls I'd…

Arrived at Henry VIII North at 2pm, to see about 6 dancers. Pixie, Aaliyah, Dallas (AA), Makayla, and two others. I only had an hour, so I was gonna not be picky and just ask…

Arrived at The Landing Strip around 1pm on Saturday. There were 3 dancers, 2 waitresses, 5 male staff, Valet, and the DJ. Ashley the Hostess chatted me up, followed by the other 7-8 tables…

Visited for a late lunch. No cover for day shift, standard $7 valet. I was expecting to see most of the usual day shift dancers, and that's exactly what I saw. Aubrie (limited extras), Keylee,…

Second night shift I've ever visited; usually do day shift. Somehow the talent level was the same. I guess I expected something closer to Flight Club in quantity and number of fake boobs nearly there…

As usual the party started slowly as I arrived thirty minutes after opening. Ordered the lamb chops special, and it was very tasty. Two super hot waitresses were working, dressed as Mrs Claus. Taryn…

After bailing on the Flight Club, I was desperate to score one last time before my flight. So I hit Bogies around 2pm. There were about ten dancers working, of which 6 were disgustingly overweight.…

Ugh, I might have to stop coming here. While the girls were super hot, most have priced themselves out of my budget. Somehow the first four visits (over the last two years) I was able…

Arrived about 10 pm to find a crowded parking lot ($5 cover). There were plenty of girls working all three stages, maybe 12-15. About half were kinda sloppy in one way or another (gut, droppy…

Arrived around 1 pm for a late lunch. Didn't recognize anyone from my June visit. I think I was there for 2 hours, and there were never more than 4-5 customers. Maybe 8-10 dancers eventually…

Thursday night visit. Names I could remember: - Jessica, chunky brunette. - McKenzie, brunette spinner. - Kira / Kyra, multiracial AA, average size. - Kia, amazon AA, dark skin. - Mocha, multiracial AA, average size. - At least 3 other chunky white…

Maybe 25 girls were on shift. Names I could remember: - Pushy brunette shot girl, Shelby. - Jade / Mariah, brunette spinner. - Vada / Jada. - Dominique, fine AA with bolt-ons. - Carson, brunette spinner with small bolt-ons. - Melissa. -…

Names I could remember: - Veronica, smoking hot waitress with blond dreadlocks. - Shanelle / Chanel, AA spinner. - Danielle, chucky blond. - Milan, multiracial AA / White with short hair, average body (avoid this one, unless you are…

After refusing to pay Stripperflation at a nearby club, I stopped into Henry's North for my first visit. Everything was pretty much as I expected it, since I had been to The South location many…

Friday afternoon visit. Despite a poor showing the night before, I returned for dayshift. It typically has lower rates, and the girls are usually just as hot, if not somewhat older. I sat at the…

No valet (never is), no cover charge, no coat check. $3 beer. Stopped by hoping to see Angelique, formerly of H8S, but she was not there. There were about 10 customers, but only…

Arrived at the club before shift change.  $7 valet, $2 coat check, no cover charge.  $11 mixed drinks.  Got to see several day shifters, who were mostly 6s, with a couple of older 7s (Keylee,…

This was my first visit to Coliseum and as it is a nice place, I don't know that I would return. It was my first visit to the area, and while I didn't experience…

Third straight visit in the last six months, had big fun all three times! Arrived about 1pm to see about 6-7 girls that would swell in quantity to about a dozen by 5pm. I tried to…

Arrived looking to scoop up Angelique, the veteran MILF, but she was not there at opening. I think 3-4 girls were there. Mia, whom I would never make the mistake of dancing with again was…

I've visited BTs many times previously and wanted to check out some new faces. Well I wasn't disappointed as I didn't recognize anyone except the manager and the bathroom attendant. Arrived on a Friday after…

After a less than satisfactory visit to TLS, I headed to Flight Club. I arrived after 7pm on Thursday so I had to pay the $10 cover to go with the $7 valet. Skipped taking…

First visit to The Landing Strip. It is kinda far from the usual Dearborn clubs, as it's in Romulus. The exterior is nice, and appears to fit nicely on the edge of town. Got the…