Reviews by AbingtonJoe

Returned to the Pic for the first time in two years. The dancers were almost all sexy and well-built (great T&A). I spent time at the bar with a lovely short-haired woman called Enticement, and…

I returned to the Cove today, for the first time since 2011, and was very surprised that three friendly, attractive dancers were working at about 3:30. Extreme was the oldest of the dancers but looked…

Visited 19th Hole on Christmas eve afternoon. As a chocolate lover, I was surprised to see four attractive black girls among the dancers performing, along with two Hispanics.I chose well by going for a 15…

On my way back home from the Sands in Bethlehem last Thursday, I decided to check out this club. It turned out to be my second loss for the day. Only two dancers had showed…

After a disappointing visit to Risque Burlington, I decided to try Tattletales for the first time. It was clean and not very smokey in the afternoon; five Caucasian dancers rotated for two song topless sets…

Drove up Route 309 this afternoon to check out Silhouette for the first time. A total of 5 young ladies danced while I was there, and 4 of them were very personable. Ectascy and Kelly…

TOFTT last Friday afternoon, after reading only negative comments about this bar. To my surprise, the place is decent (for an old corner bar), beers are inexpensive, and the girls are pretty, sexy, and very…

The third time was the charm for Risque. My first visit was last Monday afternoon, when I brought a dancer from another club with me; because I was with her, the numerous attractive dancers did…

This afternoon was a good time to be at the 19th Hole. Bunny, Melissa, Amy, Sandy, Dawn, Shakera, and 3 other girls were dancing; after 4 PM there generally were two girls on stage at…

I had my first experience at Jack's last week, and I have already returned twice. It is basically an old fashioned go-go bar, since there is no couch area or VIP room. Three women (don't…

Stopped in last Friday to see if the new owners have made any changes. Well, they added four flatscreen TVs around the bar, but nothing else has been changed yet. Spoke with Dawn, a slim…

Finally returned to Suzy's on Tuesday. Four women danced during my two hours there, ranging from a small 3 to a sexy 8. Tried the lap dance room this time - it is a small,…

After visiting the nearby Suzy's, I tried the more upscale Creekside. At about 4:15 there was no one dancing (they don't open until 4PM), but within the next 45 minutes four young shapely girls danced. The…

I checked out Suzy's for the first time today. It is an old-fashioned type of strip club, where the ladies dance on a small stage away from the U-shaped bar. There were at most five…

Visited here this afternoon, for the first time in months. Had a free cheesesteak, and was pleased that cute and friendly bartender Amanda from Purple Orchid was filling in today at Atlantis. Saw more dancers…

Tried this place for the first (and probably last) time. There were four white dancers on the shift, and they did two dances, the second one topless. The girls were in the range of about…

Decided to post another review, to mention two dancers I've been with a few times, and one who was a new experience for me. This afternoon Christine's had about 8 girls dancing, and about a…

I had a great cheap lunch at the nearby Jay's Elbow Lounge, picked up a sixpack of beer, and headed for the Erotic Cafe. The place is small and dark, but I was surprised at…

This place is a small dive bar, but on my first visit today (at 6 PM) I was pleasantly surprised by the dancers. All of the 5 dancers I saw were African-American, and while their…

After my first two visits - yesterday and today - I can't understand why this club isn't rated higher. I had dances with 7 different girls and I would recommend five of them - Brianna…

Visited for first time last Friday. Thought I might be disappointed since I'm used to topless clubs, but the dancers were mostly in the 6 to 8 range, and some were very friendly. After enjoying…

Stopped into Oasis while on my way to the nearby Christine's; glad I tried it. No cover in the afternoon,club is clean, couch dance area is semi-private and comfortable, VIP area ($190 for 30 minutes,…

Visited today for the first time. There were 8 to 10 customers, and 5 dancers (two black, three white). With the small crowd, it was not very smokey, and the bar was cleaner than some…

Stopped by Christine's for the first time this afternoon, had a very nice experience. There were at most about a dozen customers, and about 8 girls working. I would rate this a 7 Up place,…

I had my first Playhouse experience today, and I became a big fan immediately. Paid $5 which got me only a soda, but the dollar parade here was very exciting - most of the girls…