A bar with a view - but that’s it.
It’s been several years since I stopped here in Horsham, which is a quick stop (though often loaded with traffic) off the turnpike. Perhaps I was reminded why it had been several years since I stopped here - nothing has changed. This can be good and bad depending on what you’re looking for.
First, this is a stand alone building on a very busy street. If you need to be discrete, there’s parking in the back but only one enterance on the north side of the building. Upon walking in, it’s fairly well lit in the daytime - not like some other spots where your eyes need to adjust for several minutes. No cover during the day, and I don’t think there’s one at night either, but I’ve only been here in the mid-late afternoon. Bathrooms are small but clean and immediately on the left side of the entrance.
Found a seat at the bar - there is really only bar seating and the two pole stage is in the middle. Beware not to sit at the regulars corner (far corner of the bar catty-corner of the entrance. I didn’t make this mistake but it’d be easy to do if you didn’t know any better. There are tables on the far end of the bar, but not many patrons sit there, if any. That area seems to just be used by the dancers to sit on their phones and not talk to anyone. More on that later.
Got a Tito’s and soda, I think it was around $9 but I didn’t count the exact change in $1s and also exchanged another $40. I don’t believe the bar takes a cut. They do have a good selection of craft beers on draft and happy hour specials on beer seemed like a good deal but I forget the specifics.
Here’s the good and the bad of this place. The girls, for the most part, are beautiful and very talented on the stage. You do have to be OK with tattoos and a bit of an alt-style, but if so, there’s a lot of eye candy. Girls rotate regularly with one on stage at a time in the afternoons. No songs in between - it’s a steady stream. After the set of a few songs they tip walk. They might chit chat a regular but there’s not much interaction other than a “hi” and “thank you,” but they’re content with $2-3. The bad, after the set they either mingle in the regulars corner, but most likely they’ll sit silently with one of the other girls on their phones at one of the high top tables in the back.
If you want absolutely no pressure, good views, and to catch up on the sports news or watch a game on the TVs all around the place, this is a great spot. Sometimes that’s all that’s need - but that’s all you’re going to get. I have never had a private dance here and in the 6-8 times I’ve been here, I’ve never been asked. If that’s what you’re there for, based on other reviews it’ll be low mileage. Again, sometimes that’s all you want. But in order to do that, you’ll have to be the one asking when they do their tip walk, or awkwardly walk up to a table and interrupt their IG scrolling. Speaking of IG, their page does a good job of listing the lineup each day and any specials or upcoming events. I wish more clubs did this.
TLDR - clean, friendly, as low pressure of a strip club as you could possibly get. But, if you’re looking for more, look elsewhere. Tip: best seats are on the side of the bar by the door. They’ll start on the side furthest and usually don’t take much off until they hit the second pole. Also note, don’t turn left when you leave - at least a 50/50 probability of getting pulled over. Go right and turn around at the Wawa down the street.
