Reviews by basketball

The Oasis has gone way done in the last few months. Quality of girls are down. The top girls have all left. The quality of the couch dances is also down....

Playhouse is now open on Sunday nights. They open at 6 pm. Smaller dancer schedule than most nights. Mix of girls dancing. Some day shift, some night shift. They...

They have added more flat screen TV's which are bigger than the current. They now offer dollar dogs, and usually have a Brazilian food special for you to buy. They are open...

Just returned from a trip to SXM. Visited most of the other brothels, but not the strip clubs. Spent more time in El Capt than the others. This was for 3...

After many years of following this place, I finally got to see the legendary Thumper. And now that I have, boy am I disappointed. Was in town and heard that Thumper was working today....

Stopped in about 7:30 pm. No cover and half price drinks till 8. Place seemed fairly crowded for what I was expecting. Order 2 drinks at the bar, and gave the...

Some things vary about this place. Sometimes you pay your cover at the door, sometimes at the bar. Sometimes you get patted down at the door, sometimes not. Sometimes they make...

There is free parking out front, and on the side. There is no cover to get in. They are open every day of the year. Aproximately 15 seats at the bar....

All good things eventually come to an end. This use to be a favorite place to stop on a Saturday. No cover, plenty of seats, reasonable drink prices, decent variety of good...

This place allows smoking, but no need to bring anything to smoke. Just inhale the fumes embedded in the walls. No cover, beers are cheep. Girls ask for a buck after...

Ten dollar cover week nights. Always plenty of seats to be had. Many are filled with bored dancers. Less Brazilians working here, more well built black girls. One girl dances...

So what's new and exciting at the Playhouse? Mostly same old dancers (that's good and bad). Brazilian Destiny is back. Camilla is back. Prices are the same. Crowds are...

Risque is a above average size neighborhood strip club. 2 stages inside the bar. Girls dance anywhere from two to four songs and come around the inside for a dollar tip. ...

First visit here since last summer. They have walled off the back section of the bar to the right, behind Hottie Central. Suppose to be building VIP rooms. Makes the bar...

First time here since last summer. Mandatory Tecate purchase at the door took place Thurs - Sat, but not Sun. Massero's are a pain in the ass. They will run you over,...

Arrived at 8 on the nose. Expected the 20 dollar cover for non residents, but walked right in, no cover. Place was pretty empty. The small bar was full, and just...

This is the newest building of all the clubs on the island. That being said, "Why does the A/C in the girls room suck"? The old Seamans had better air. The...

After a disappointing visit to Booby Trap, I tried to salvage the evening at Cheetah. 2 for parking, 10 to get in. Usually like to sit at the inner corner of the main...

Stopped in about 8 pm. Somehow, did not have to pay the parking fee, but was hit for a 5 cover. Got a seat at the bar where I like to sit...

Stopped in just before eight. No cover and still half price drinks. Order 2 and start to sip on the first and I get approached by Lulu, a hott Brazillian. She...

Days are better than nights at the PH right now. There dancer lineup during the day has a lot of hott looking woman. Young/old, tall/short, all different nationalities and hair colors. ...

Stopped in Monday night. Medium crowd that went to a light crowd as the night got longer. Shift change at 9pm. Decent amount of dancers. Lena, Thais, Suelle, Debra, Goldie,...

Stopped in about 4 times during my trip to FLL. Some days, some nights. Get there before 8 and no cover and half price drinks. There seems to be a dancer...

First time here in a few years. This is where I cut my teeth to the Florida strip clubs. Stopped going because the quality of the girls went down, their rep for...