Reviews

I had time to make a rare evening visit to a club and chose Showgirls for a change of pace. Unfortunately, Papi Chulo and others are right about the lack of energy in is…

9 yrs ago1

Booby Trap

Doral, FL

Fantastic Time

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

I had an itch to see some beautiful naked women that needed to be scratched and I had extra time to spend so I went at around 4:00 PM. I normally stay south, but…

9 yrs ago

Bare Necessity

Kendall, FL

Never ceases to disappoint

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Had some free time Sunday afternoon, so I tried the club after last being there early this year. One, possibly two customers and NO DANCERS ON THE STAGE. Scraggly looking manager said to…

9 yrs ago

Playmates Club

Miami, FL

A little gem in Coral Gables

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Have not been to this club in a couple of years. I normally prefer Sitr Crazy or BT Doral. Nevertheless, it was after a business event around 9:30 and I was close by.…

9 yrs ago

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, FL

It has been a while since...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

It has been a while since I reviewed this club,however, I have gone here plenty of times over the past 1+ years. I am most comfortable in this club - it's not too big…

11 yrs ago

Booby Trap

Doral, FL

It has been a while since...

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

It has been a while since I was here and the club keeps on getting better! Came here at 4:00 PM on Saturday afternoon, which was early enough before they charged for parking (I…

11 yrs ago4

Showgirls Inc.

Miami, FL

It's been almost a year since...

It's been almost a year since I visited this place and not much has changed. Parking is still free and plentiful and no cover charge during the day. Club has a main stage and then…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, FL

This time, I had the opportunity...

This time, I had the opportunity to come on a Friday evening around 7:00 PM. Unlike my recent visits in the past, the club was hopping. Rare is the time I see dancers…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, FL

This used to be my favorite...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

This used to be my favorite club as it is close to work. But I have gone by two Mondays in a row and have been disappointed. The first Monday, I was literally…

Booby Trap

Doral, FL

I have not been to BT...

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

I have not been to BT for quite a while as I live down south. Was on the way back from Broward around 4:00 PM and I wanted to stop for a while and…

Scarlett's Cabaret

Hallandale Beach, FL

I have not been here for...

I have not been here for a couple of years and it has not changed much. The girls are definitely younger than at most of the Miami-Dade clubs; no tell-tale stretch lines or C-section…

13 yrs ago1

Bare Necessity

Kendall, FL

I stopped by on my way...

I stopped by on my way home for a quick drink. Made sure to enter before 8:00PM ($5.00 cover charge after 8:00). One look and I sure was glad I did not pay a…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, FL

I have been coming the last...

I have been coming the last couple of Saturdays (between 2 & 4) and have been disappointed with dancer quality. True, business can be slow, but the club has had some 6's to 8's…

Bare Necessity

Kendall, FL

Every so often, I come by...

Every so often, I come by since this is the most convenient club for me. Lately, I prefer Saturdays and this review combines several Sat. visits. Business is slow in mid afternoon, which has its…

Bare Necessity

Kendall, FL

Since this a club that I...

Since this a club that I have repeatedly reviewed in the past, I, like Clubber, wanted to see what the fuss was about from those two wildly divergent reviews. This is definitely a "hit or…

Showgirls Inc.

Miami, FL

Went Sunday afternoon on a lark....

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Went Sunday afternoon on a lark. Only 4-6 customers and about 6 girls on the floor and more shuttling to the stage. All were friendly; all were Latin and some did not speak…

Booby Trap

Doral, FL

I was extremely frustrated from my...

I was extremely frustrated from my experience at PT's (see my review) and I wondered what BT would be like on a Saturday night (I am normally an afternoon person). I was concerned that…

Pink Pussycat Cabaret

Hialeah, FL

Three strikes and you're out! ...

★★★★★★★3.3/10

Three strikes and you're out! I have tried this club twice before during the afternoon when there were few dancers of dubious quality. The manager repeatedly assured me that it is better at…

Showgirls Inc.

Miami, FL

Walked in about 3:00 PM. ...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Walked in about 3:00 PM. Although there were 3 or 4 guys, there were at least 4 or 5 girls working the floor and always one on the main stage and the other walking…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, FL

Went last Saturday and was very...

Went last Saturday and was very pleased with the selection. Although dancers were few in number, there were even fewer customers so I received a lot of attention. Half of the dancers were…

Bare Necessity

Kendall, FL

What am I going to do...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

What am I going to do about this place? I try to give it the benefit of the doubt and, at times, I find a few gems and other times, it sinks deeper into…

Bare Necessity

Kendall, FL

First time I have been to...

First time I have been to the club at night (about 10:30) and on a Friday night; I was going to go to Stir Crazy, but the parking lot was full and I did not…

14 yrs ago1

BT's Gentlemen's Club

South Miami, FL

I normally don't go late at...

I normally don't go late at night, but I was in the area around 11:15PM and wanted to see how the club may be different from the day. Actually, not all that different.…

Stir Crazy Showgirls

Miami, FL

This is my favorite club, but,...

This is my favorite club, but, this time, I was very disappoint. Went by at around 2:30PM on Sunday. Now I know that you would not expect too many girls at that time, but only…