<p>I have had a few customers who apparently read this silly article. I quickly regained control of the situation. I don't work for conversation, I work for money. I had a guy try the whole "Whoa, easy there...have a seat next to me until we get to know each other a little better.” I got up, apologized, giggled and told him I will be back....I want to give you a chance to get a drink (even though he had a drink) and walked away. That whole "mini date" doesnt work. If you want to take me somewhere quiet, you can take me to VIP. And believe it or not, most strippers avaoid the guys that seem to know the management and other staff....guess how many times we hear, oh its okay, I know so-and-so or Im friends with the owner can I get a freebie. Its annoying guys, dont do it. I love when they ask me to tell a crazy story (especially when I know their motive), I tell them about the guy who came in the club and showed me an article he wa reading called how to date a stripper, and how it had all these stupid ideas in it like don't buy dances and how to say your friend is a stripper yadda yadda and how stupid I thought the article was and that most guys don't understand that our time is money, and we are similar to therapist....hehehehe, you can't talk to them for free, same rules apply. Then I tell them how we ripped up the article and had a great night in VIP! Then I laugh about it and say "yeah, I meet alot of interesting people here" I must admit, its easier to snag a stripper in Europe b/c the girls love Americans, but at your average neighborhood club, I wouldnt try it. And remember guys: although it seems at time us strippers hate each other, we do talk about "bad" customers to each other, and you WILL get ignored ALL night. I know you've read where guys say they were ignored....I wonder why.</p>
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