Comments by nyteryder

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  15 years ago
  JohnSmith69

  layin low but staying high
  What is an ultimate strip club?
  &nbsp;Good list and I agree with mjx01s comment on consistency and contact. It may be too much to ask but here's what I'd add:<br /> <br /> 1. No cover. I don't want to pay a $10 or &nbsp;$20 cover to get inside and find the place is a complete dump and the dancers look like meth addicts.&nbsp;<br /> <br /> 2. No drink minimums. I don't want to spend $5 on a watered-down coke.&nbsp;<br /> <br /> 3. No hustle. The pretty girls are getting plenty of table dances so it's the girls you don't want that make a beeline for you the minute you step in the door and keep coming around thirty seconds after you've politely rejected the last unattractive girl.<br /> <br /> I realize this list makes me sound cheap but I'm not. I'd just rather spend the money on tipping girls and buying dances. If the club has pretty girls that treat the customer right then the money will flow.<br type="_moz" />