Reviews by thelapper

Parked in the lot. Bouncer tells me its $3 to park and $10 to get in. What a douche move. $3 to park in an open lot with no valet. Anyway,…

Lots of reviews already written for this place, so I will try and be direct: this place has the overall hottest looking dancers that I have ever seen in a club! Gorgeous Texas…

Had some time to kill before a flight and thought...why not check this place out? One big stage with another in back that was not in use during the day. Pretty slow inside…

Keep going back to this club for their hot girls. The club itself is typical Rhino, upscale looking (at least in the dark), dim lighting, and strip club elegant. It is dark in…

Thought that I would give this place a try as I was disappointed with my last visit to MBOT. I decided to walk from my Union Square hotel as it didn't look too far.…

Been a long time since I had been to the Tropical Lei. Not much has changed. Paid my cover ($15 daytime) submitted to metal detector wand (kinda glad) and went in. Really…

Wow. When will a strip club in LA recognize that not every PL that walks in the door is going to continue to spend money at these places. As I am walking in,…

Been here before, but never like this. $40 to get in, but I got there a shade before 9PM for "happy hour" so it was only $15. Good thing. I wasn't happy…

Went here after a visit to Deja Vu Industry. DVI was packed, and not in a good way as it was mostly dudes and the dancers were all in the back. Got to…

Proof that 2 5's do not make a 10. Or even 30 fives don't make a ten. Stopped here on a crowded Friday night. Parking was so tight that I had to…

Had not been here in many years. Place still looks the same, but it seems that they have improved the lap dance area with newer comfy chairs and some added privacy behind a curtain.…

Stopped by on my drive to the desert. Nice club inside, although the area is a bit rough. REALLY tough to get to due to construction on the freeway off ramp. Once…

Stopped by late afternoon, maybe 3:30PM. Quite a few dancers on shift, but most were sitting on a bench near the bathrooms chatting with each other and texting. I hate when clubs allow…

This is probably not a fair review since the place was so dead. Thursday afternoon around 3:30 and the parking lot looked pretty full as if there might be some good fun to be…

First time that I had been to this club and still yet to find a replacement for the old HT. Got free admission with the coupon from their website and paid for my $10…

Well, this place is famous and it might not disappoint for quality of dancers and available services but it is really expensive. I got there before 6 PM and it was $20 to get…

Visited this club for the first time on a Thursday afternoon. It looks like most other Rhinos: nice club, sort of red velvety, but classy in a strip bar sort of way. The…

Wednesday afternoon is probably not the best time to visit this club, let alone any other club but I was in the area with some time to kill. The club looks huge from the…

Managed to make the trek out to City of Sindustry to go visit some clubs. Sent a text message to the number listed on the rhino website for free admission. Jackass bouncer at…

OK, so maybe Friday afternoon at 4 wasn't the best time to go to the OG. This place used to be amazing, but I haven't been here in years. The place is looking…

Stopped by Deja Vu for the first time and thought I would try someplace different. I rarely go outside of COI these days because I love the SR and HT clubs here. This…

Once you get past the shock of a $35 cover charge, the club is pretty cool. Aggressive dancers try to take you to the $100 VIP or the $200 VIP right off the bat.…

Stopped in for a visit after a long day of work. Place is dark and drinks are pushed like crazy. Dancers are pretty aggressive about the VIP and making sure that you know…

Pretty decent club. Porn store downstairs, with a juice bar nude club up. Dancers ranged in quality widely...some 5-6 with a couple 8-9s. Very friendly dancers, but the VIP dances were pretty…

Great looking girls, but seriously? $41 for a SHORT topless dance? The dancers here are so aggressive that you feel robbed before you leave! Lots of hotties...go for the stage show and…