Reviews by mreef

Opportunity presented itself and I found myself alone (no wife or kids) with an hour to spare in CT. I thought about checking out some new clubs, but then I realized it was a 2 for $35 at Mario's. I'd only been to Mario's once in the last couple years, ever since the prices went up from $20/dance. My most recent visit to Mario's was OK (see review). Not great, but I hated paying full price for dances when I knew there was a discount day, so I was anxious to see how the quality was on a "twofer" day. No cover, and $5 bracelet. Didn't appear too many girls working midafternoon, so I wasted no time accepting an offer for a LD from a gorgeous olive skinned beauty. No idea of her ethnicity, I didn't ask and didn't care. It definitely was not my typical LD preference (generally prefer the older, heavier skanks, like my strippers to look like strippers and not models, but I digress), but I only had an hour and couldn't spend the time to pick out my favorite (whoever that may be). They are very strict about not entering the back LD room during a song. Weird standing outside with other girls/patrons waiting for the current song to end. Is this because of the management cut -- do they keep a closer eye on dance count? In addition to the cheaper $20 dances, I also preferred taking a seat and letting the girl sit on your lap waiting for the song to start. Oh well. Generous two way contact, no complaints. Exactly what keeps me coming back to Mario's. I want as much contact as possible with no possibility of extras (the mind is weak and I prefer to have it off the table -- as a bonus, it avoids upselling). Wish I had more time to see who else was working, but I had to hit the road. This time I left feeling much better about Mario's -- I'll definitely be back when I can.

It's been over 2 years since my last visit to Mario's. I haven't visited many clubs in the meantime, but Mario's was always one of my favorites. I had casually followed the reviews and knew there had been a period of some changes, but all was "back to normal" as I understood it. The first change was the increase in dance prices. The last time I had been there, they were still $20 each and $7 for a bracelet (IIRC). Now they are $25 each with 2 for 35 on Sun-Tues. I was there last Thursday and unfortunately that was the only day of the week I could make it. I struggled with going to Mario's versus shooting down to Providence, but on a Thursday night, there's not going to be any "value dances" anywhere else. I always considered Mario's my favorite club. Other than being a bit out of the way, it's right off the highway, it's in a safe location and I don't have to worry about sketchy parking. There is great privacy in the backroom for LDs, it's full nude and because there are no real extras offered, the girls are friendly with no upsell. If I wanted extras, I would be down in Providence, but that's not what I look for in a good strip club visit. The club appeared identical inside and out (other than some Christmas decorations). I found a girl that appealed to me and went for a LD. Bracelet only $5 (seems cheaper than I recall). I had heard about some remodeling in the backroom, but it was tough to tell. I noticed the seats were different (no longer as comfortable, but no arms on the chairs to impede dancing I suppose). It was also pitch black. I can appreciate it being dark, but it felt too dark to me. For me, part of the LD experience is the visual experience and I could barely see the dancer. Yes, I let my hands to the walking, but it felt like I was blind. This was kind of a bummer to me. I've always been hesitant to get a LD from a dancer who is timid on the stage. The ones are a little more adventurous when getting their $1 stage tips always worked out better for me. I really liked the look of this girl, so I went with her anyway and the LDs were kind of a disappointment. Her underwear didn't come off until the second LD and there was no stick shifting until right at the end of the last dance (after I had already mentally decided to stop). I never liked girls who took a number of LDs to get warmed up. I prefer they give me their best right from the start and that will hook me for many multiples, rather than a slow build up. Unfortunately the lineup that night looked pretty weak to me. There seemed like there were less girls than I was used to seeing at Mario's, so the selection did not seem as good as I remember. The quality is probably OK for most guys, but I have certain qualities I prefer (see my older reviews). So I left a bit sooner than I had planned to and felt a little let down. I've certainly had some great visits to Mario's, but this wasn't one of them. I will have to get back there on one of the discount days (Sun-Tues) to see if there are more girls. I still feel it's a decent club and a great alternative to Providence, but this visit didn't do it for me.

After a long dry spell of 13 months away from strip clubs, I finally had the opportunity to hit a local club. A return to Mac's was just what I needed to remind myself what I love about the strip club experience (live naked girls beat porn any day of the week). And nothing can beat the smell of cheap stripper perfume! So with my stripper stash of $1s and $20s, I hit Mac's last week in the mid afternoon. My past experiences getting there when the club was just opening (and even 30 minutes after official opening) was pretty negative (bright lights on, no girls in sight, me being the only customer/PL in the club) so I decided to go a bit later in the afternoon. Much better to walk into a dark club with a girl on stage and two guys at the stage with one in the LD area. Initial appearances showed not much had changed. They continue to have the worst location for the private dance area right next to the bar (also with a view to the front door that opens to bright sunlight during the day). During the day cover remains a bummer, but cheap and the required drink (soda, juice, etc) doesn't bother me since I prefer to be dry when clubbing. And with a soda in hand, it gives me something to do. What I love about Mac's is the stage layout. The actual stage area is sunken down from the rest of the club so when you sit stage side, you are not constantly looking up at the dancers. When the girls spread their legs for your $1 on the rail, you look straight at them for eyes/chest and down if focusing between their legs. I don't know what it is, but this setup feels more comfortable and more intimate to me. I like to try and stay for a full rotation before getting any private dances, and it appeared there were the usual 5-6 girls dancing. I have a distinct "type" and none of the average looking strippers really appealed to me. But it's a nice way to nurse a soda, and go through $20-30 in ones tipping at the rail. Once the first girl returned to stage (young, small chest brunette), I knew I had seen the full rotation and left the stage side. The girls not dancing seem to congregate at a table in the corner so I approached and asked an "older" (relatively speaking) brunette for a private dance. I don't know why, I could have just left, but I feel guilty leaving after only spending $5 (cover) + $5 (soda) + ~$25 in tips. My rule is never leave a strip club without a LD, although I have violated it more times than I remember. A problem with Mac's are the private dances remain quite tame. One way contact only, with varying amounts of grinding. I much preferred the dances that occurred on the couches on the opposite side of the club. They were much more liberal. I recall I had dances that would quickly reduce the contact level so I assumed someone was watching, before returning to good 1-way contact. But ever since they built that partitioned area next to the bar for all LDs, they have all been equally tame. Well nothing ventured, nothing gained and it was worth seeing if things had changed. They hadn't, but Mac's remains my favorite stage and it's certainly the closest of all the clubs in MA to me. I can be in and out in an hour with a minimal commute and a minimal outlay of cash. With Mac's out of the way, the next stop on my list needs to be a return to Mario's, my favorite MA club -- visit and review hopefully coming soon.

As I've said before, nothing makes you feel like a PL than when you arrive at a SC with the lights on and no one dancing. I assume no one comes out until there is a customer and it seems more often than not I end up being the first customer in a club. $5 to get in and $5 for a non-alcoholic drink. Tough to swallow during the day just to see some T&A. Nonetheless, this is a great club for sitting at the rail. I like that I don't have to look way up and instead they are right at my level. Eventually a second customer came in and it's just back and forth between us for the $1 tips. The LD area is still in a horrible location, but at least they put up some translucent curtains, it at least provides a degree of privacy from the club, although not from others getting LDs. The contact here seems pretty consistent, low mileage, but better than air. I never get LDs from thin blonds, just not my type, but she was the last on stage before the rotation and I needed to leave, so I decided to try her. An interesting exchange as she was getting off the stage, she said she needed to meet me after she left the stage because she can't solicit customers sitting at the rail. I had always assumed that, but it was kind of weird to pretend to get up and go find her rather than just walk with her off stage. $50 spent, pretty cheap to see some girls

After my bad experience at CF in Providence, I headed back to MA for Club Alex's. Normally, not the best decision for clubs, but rather than try one of the RI clubs I've never been to (FL, CL, Satin Doll), I felt like Club Alex's was a known quantity. And I needed to have a better LD experience. I felt I could forgo the liberal 2 way contact for good 1 way contact at half the price. No cover during the day, which is always a plus. Lots of Brazilians there, which (to me) is also a plus. They always seem to be more sexual in their LDs and less mechanical. I don't know, it's personal preference. The new LD section in Alex's is much improved. Couches with dark mesh curtains, but the curtains were pulled to the side. Fortunately, no bouncers other than the doorman/DJ/manager. First LD, very sexy. Not so great in the face, but it made it even better for me. Good dry humping, got my nipples sucked and she pulled up my shirt and put her bare pussy against my belly, which was also very nice. Dollar dances are great way to find out who you want LDs with. If they grab my crotch, they go to the front of the list and 3 of them did. The local-looking white girls (one with a nice ass, but both pretty flat in front) didn't. Confirming my stereotype of South American beauties versus local homegrown. After the dollar dance, I had picked the next girl I wanted, but of course she was called to stage, doing all 3 stages in a row (the two little circles on the side before the center). I'll be polite, and let's just say she was not the most popular girl in the club. I can't explain why I like the girls I do, but they tend to be older and/or have a few extra pounds -- it just does it for me. To each their own, right? Luckily I was able to tell her between stages that I wanted her for a LD. And while waiting I turned down everyone else who asked. We did a handful of dances and I had a first time experience at any club. I don't want to get anyone in trouble (especially after identifying her so well), so send me a message if you want details. Let's just say it forces me to re-evaluate the whole MA vs. RI value proposition.

First time I came to FL, I paid $30 for a topless (downstairs) dance. It was good, but I didn't see the allure of CF. A bunch of subsequent visits on 2 for 20 nights, and I quickly changed my tune. This was before the RI law change (blatant offers for extras) and I felt like CF was ruining me for all other clubs -- I couldn't imagine wanting to pay $20/song again. 6 months later I'm back. I've heard about the clipboards, and the 2 for $25 price increase. But the opportunity came up for some time away, and I drove down to Providence. Unfortunately, it was not a 2 for night, but I wanted to see what was up at CF. I was glad to see the stage side dances hadn't changed. $1 and they are in your lap and this one was rubbing my crotch. Always a good sign. The next set I saw a girl that was exactly "my type", and knew I would be getting a LD from her. Her stage side dance was not that great (no crotch rubbing), and barely got off the stage and she was way too talkative, but I couldn't resist her body/face/features, so I ignored these warnings signs. Instead of the downstairs LD area, she took me upstairs. More privacy I thought, not really thinking, but she took me to the bar and asked me what I wanted to drink. I was clearly buying and this attempt to get a dance was getting strung out because I let her continue (another warning sign). She also saw another customer that had wanted her for some private dances (he had been sitting at the stage downstairs at the same time I was) and told him he would have to wait. $20 later for 2 drinks, we are finally getting ready. To avoid surprises, I tell her $25 per dance, right? She replied it was $40 per dance. WTF? At this point, I had already invested too much time and I figured it was worth at least one dance, even though I knew she was screwing me. She was the only one in the club I *really* wanted a dance from, so fuck it, I said I would do just one. And the other guy was waiting for her, so it's not like she would just be sitting around, so I felt any chance for negotiation was hindered. She kept yapping at the start of the song, cutting off more of the LD (and I was too polite to tell her to shut up). But finally got down to some decent dancing. Really was more of simulated sex act with her talking dirty and claiming (not very convincingly) that she was going to cum. I declined an offer of the 15 minute booth, but for some reason got yet another dance. $80 for 2 songs. What a sucker I am. It was good, she was my type, but the feeling of getting taken by this girl ruined it for me (when the dance stopped). So that was it for me and I walked out after (leaving my full drink). Definitely the least bang for the buck I've gotten for $100. Was determined to find another club and have a better time.... (see next review for details).

My first visit to the Foxy Lady (have never been to the other locations either). Weekday, early afternoon. Big plus for location/entrance. Very safe area, with discreet parking and entrance. One of the best of any clubs I have visited. $6 cover in the afternoon? A real bummer, but I knew that going in. Nice decor, another one of those clubs that looks huge when you first walk in until you get a sense of where all the mirrors are. My hesitation of going to this club was the dancer quality. In most clubbers books, I'm sure they would rate high, hence my 8 rating. But for me, I like strippers to look like strippers. I like curves, above 30, big butts, bit tits. Young 20-somethings with small breasts and no imperfections don't just do it for me. I stayed long enough to see the rotation. Had hoped to get at least one LD, but no one approached, and I didn't see anyone that really tickled my fancy. They were as I expected them to be. A good place to bring buddies from work. Really didn't like the two level stage. Felt like lots of dead time when the girl was at the top of the stairs, sometimes dancing, sometimes talking with the girl that just went off or coming back on. The dances for rail tips were decent, but nothing to write home about. Definitely not like CF girls stepping off the stage and straddling your waist with her legs, but I wouldn't have expected it in an establishment like this. I'm glad I went, I wanted to confirm my suspicions, and for the most part I was spot on. I probably won't go back anytime soon, but for me the dancer "quality" at Alex's is more my speed (when in that area). I do plan to visit the Providence location though.

After a long dry spell, I got to visit the nearest club to me for a quick afternoon hour. I have a love/hate relationship with Mac's. I love that it's close and it's nude. I hate that there is no privacy for lap dances with little contact and they charge a cover during the day. (Don't care about no liquor as I don't drink in clubs, prefer all my senses at 100%). All in all, it was a cheap return. I love sitting at the rail and tipping, and a couple uninspired marginal contact (not quite air) lap dances. This is my tip at the rail club. I enjoy it for that purpose. Other clubs I prefer for lap dances (2 way contact in booths, etc) and don't bother with the rail.

So after a couple hours at CF, some Christmas shopping, I decided to check out Cheaters for the second time in my life. There was something I really liked about this club, even though it was really nasty. Truth be told I like the skanky girls and I liked their approach. But everything I had read was life has changed at Cheaters since the law change, so I wanted to check it out myself. First recollection, the Cheaters location just feels less safe than CF. Both in the parking lot and in the club, always feels like there are people that don't look like typical SC customers (pimps? Drug dealers? Dunno, but my mind wanders that I wouldn't want to get in a bind inside or outside the club). First impression, wow, it seems so much brighter in here than I remember. Also seemed pretty empty. There were lots of cars, do people park here for both Cheaters and the "complex" next door? Perhaps. 1 girl dancing on the main stage, 1 girl in the sports bar and never made it upstairs to the Godiva room. No overt approaches with offers for HJ, BJ, FS like last time. No more crotch grabs (I miss those). The place just felt kinda pathetic, but no worries I was looking for a particular type of girl. Lots of girls walking around, upstairs, downstairs, etc. but not a lot of customers. Saw a few potentials before getting cornered by someone who offered a $1 dance, which I couldn't say no too. Definitely worth my money (felt kind of guilty for so many miles on so few singles), but when she told me the cost of getting a proper LD (not even a booth), why would I want to pay $10 to the club, and $25 or $35 to her for topless/nude LD? After paying $10/dance at CF earlier with no cover/extra fees, I just couldn't bring myself to blow $35 to $45 on a LD. Call me cheap, but I want to get the most bang for my SC bucks. So my visit was short lived. I was only out the $5 cover and a few singles (which were well worth it). I got to see what kind of girls were working and if anything really would have forced me to shell out the bucks for a tame dance. But otherwise, I thought to myself why am I here instead of sitting in CF getting another 10-20 LDs? So I beat a hasty retreat, intentioned to head back to CF and spend my money there. Too bad, even $20 LDs with a little more 2 way contact at Cheaters would have kept me busy.

It seems that I just was at CF, but looking at my review it was a just over a month ago. Regardless, the holiday season has provided me with many excuses to go shopping, uh I mean, visit strip clubs. I didn't come home with any gifts for my wife, but did spend a couple hundred bucks! It was a Monday afternoon and even though I was about 60 miles away from Providence, I only had $200 in my pocket and I can get so much more bang for the buck at CF on a Mon/Tue. My last visit on a 2 for 1 day was pretty decent, although it was before the new RI law change. Since I don't really go for the extras, I didn't think it would affect me too much, but I kind of enjoyed getting asked for extras and the idea that they were easily available if I felt like parting with the cash. So while last time I was offered a BJ in the private room, this time I only got offered "complete privacy", which says about nothing and sounds like a rip off. So again, I stuck to the $10 dances (or rather $20 for 2, no one will do just 1 dance, and rightly so). Parking lot was even more crowded than my last visit, but I did arrive later in the afternoon, but before the cover charge at the door. Never made it upstairs, but my recollection was the upstairs cover started at 2pm. Regardless, there seemed to be enough girls downstairs and in rotation to keep me busy. Although variety is the spice of life, somehow I ended up with 2 of the same girls I danced with last time. One was intentional, although she didn't seem quite as good as I remembered. The other one fooled me until I sat down in the chair and realized who it was. That was unfortunate because she didn't give a very good LD, but was visibly appealing to me, so it wasn't too wasted. The most memorable LD at this visit was with a new girl that had everything I liked, but gave me a most unique LD. PM me for details, but I liked it (I think). Funds were running low, and my time was running out, needed to hit the mall and make an attempt at shopping, so I left. After an hour or so at the Providence Place, my thoughts returned to the clubs. I guess that is the problem of leaving with blue balls. So I hit the ATM and had a decision to make. Head back to CF with $10 dances but with new dancers since it was after the 6pm shift change? Hmm... I figured some girls might be pulling a longer shift and didn't want to look like a PL by showing up again and seeing the same girls. So I decided to visit another club.

First visit to Kittens. Like the exterior and promise of regular (or is it skanky) girls. Seemed like enough cars in the parking lot on an early Friday evening. Not sure if the Help Wanted sign outside meant anything. No cover (I had pulled out $5 and the doorman told me not needed), went inside and thought it was one of the brighter strip clubs I've been to (think Desire in Providence, but much more low rent interior). Definitely a good job with the mirrors because the place looked huge inside. First shock is no customers. Only one other guy sitting at the stage and no girls visible anywhere. Eventually one came out on stage. OK - girl next door look. Long set, waiting to see who else was working and a young blonde came out. Couple more guys showed up for a total of 4 including myself. Still no other signs of girls, but perhaps they were all hiding in the back. Starting to get bored now, not interested in LDs from either of the girls. And back on stage was the first girl. That was the full rotation. I guess Help is Wanted there. Granted it was early 5-6pm, but there were enough cars in the parking lot, not sure who they all belonged to (employees?). I had seen enough, I wanted to like this place, but maybe I hit it at a bad time. I like empty clubs, as long as there is enough talent. Not the case this time. Worst part of the visit is I did not get to sample a LD. I like to never leave a club without a LD, especially on a first visit, can't get a good feel for the club until you see where they take place and how much contact allowed. Will have to give this club a second chance if I am in the area again, but it won't be my first choice when I have a free night and money to spend. Giving it a good value because I only spent $5 for a drink. The two dancers were OK, it was mostly the quantity which killed it for me, hence the low rating.

It had been a few months since I've been to any SC (not by choice), so when an opportunity presented itself, I decided to take the drive down to Providence. My favorite area club had been Mario's in Webster, MA, but with some recent news of a crack down on the liberal touching in the LD room, I wasn't willing to take the chance and in a worst-case scenario, waste my opportunity. It may be a while before I can go again (marriage, kids, job, etc). So what club to visit? I still hadn't been to FL or CL, but neither strikes me as a big bang for the buck type club from reading the reviews. I've been to Cheaters once and while I loved the club and girls (skanky whores), I wasn't willing to do a booth, so it's really a waste (from my previous visit, the LDs are expensive and consist of upselling to the booths). I've been to CF twice before, and both times was totally under whelmed (see reviews). But with the 2 for 1 special on Monday, I was willing to give it a 3rd chance. I got there around 1pm (no cover) and was surprised to see all the cars in the parking lot. Upon sitting down I was immediately approached by a buxom brunette. Big natural tits just the way I like them and lots of curves. She was just what I was looking for, but her dances (I got 4) were a little uninspired. I decided to check out upstairs. It was dead, so much so that the dancer stepped off the stage and started giving me a mini-LD (I wasn't sitting at the stage, back 10 feet in the comfy chairs). She wasn't my type and I didn't want a LD, so I went back downstairs. Note: get a stamp from the bartender because they begin charging a cover for upstairs at 2pm (or so I was told). Immediately approached by an older spanish? "girl" who definitely looked like a Cheaters-type girl. Now I don't mind the skanks, in fact I like em, so I immediately agreed. Other than the communication barrier (I couldn't understand a freakin' thing she was saying) she was definitely more whore and less dancer. I liked it, but when I saw her up close I could tell she was much older than I thought. I was OK with that, especially as I found her dancing style consisted of lots of grabbing, tugging, stroking of my cock and placing my hand on her pussy to rub. She offered to unzip my pants, but I declined, we were just in a side chair (not booth), so no doors and I was starting to think she might be a little too skanky for anything more than a LD. I will admit though it was one of the first LDs where I felt she was actively trying to get me off and with the dry humping/rubbing I might have been able to with a little more effort on my part. Most LDs I'm miles and miles away and couldn't imagine, but she really got into it. I did undertand her when she said "cock" and "pussy" and she offered a BJ in a booth, but again, I decided to stop after another 4 dances. For my last set of LDs, I found a young, curvy, girl next door-type. I really liked her body and her face reminded me of a old high school girlfriend. She had decent sized natural tits, and when she offered the 2 for 1, I took her up on it. She was great, definitely had the right amount of finesse for rubbing my cock, whether between her tits, or grinding with her ass, or stroking with her hand/foot, she always used just the right amount of pressure. Many girls that grind use way to much pressure and it just doesn't do anything for me. I frequently loose my erection, but this girl had a good touch. She asked why I didn't want to do a booth, and I didn't really have an answer. At that moment, I almost wish I had, but I was already $60 into it, wasn't worth another $130 (to me), so we didn't even discuss specifics. I like to remain "faithful" to my wife and my personal limit is keeping my pants on/zipped up. Although if I had to do it over again, I would have skipped the 6 LDs and gone straight to a booth with her. Two hours was my limit (lots of driving remaining) and as it was, I left the club with a decent amount of cash, which is always nice for a change (granted I brought $300). But for bang for the buck, the $10 dances (2 for 1) and the liberal touching pushes CF up above Mario's in my book. I guess the 3rd time (visit) was a charm. The downside is Providence is even farther away, but that will keep my love of SCs from turning into a money-blowing addiction!

Sometimes visiting my local club (Mac's Two) will satisfy that itch, other times it just gets me amped to go to my favorite club Mario's. It's always a struggle to figure out when I can get there. It's totally out of the way, it is a good 75 miles from me and I'm a married guy with limited free time. That said, to me the LDs are just about perfect, having sampled many at area clubs in MA and RI. I'm sure there are clubs with hotter dancers, but I almost always find something I *really* like here. Even though I always want more, the reality is I'm not looking for extras, so no need to visit RI. I suppose the only thing missing is 2/$20 LDs. My last few visits have been dominated by a single dancer (I won't call her a favorite, but even though I try others, I keep going back to her). She's the first dancer that just does for me on all levels. Never have liked someone like this at any other club, so I'm glad no extras are offered and VIP rooms are not even mentioned -- keeps me honest. I actually prefer the sunken stage at Mac's Two to the raised stage at Mario's, but I don't go for the stage show or even the dollar tips. Mario's is for LDs. These are the best contact LDs I've gotten, with zero upsell, decent privacy, no intrusion from bouncers/mgmt, etc. The $8 bracelet is slightly annoying, but with no cover during the day, it's a wash to me. If you are looking for 10s, this probably isn't your club. If you are looking for extra, head down to Providence. But after my weekday visit to Mac's last week, I had to make the drive to Mario's last week (this was a weekday visit).

Went to Mac's Two on a weekday afternoon last week to scratch that itch. I tried to go closer to 1pm to avoid that PL feeling when you're the first in the club and the lights are still on, but it was still pretty empty. I think there were 4 or 5 dancers, all in the 5-7 range. Now normally that is OK, because there are certain girls that I'm attracted to that would not be considered a traditional beauty, but unfortunately, didn't find anything that I just had to have. Had a couple LDs because what would a visit be without any and enjoyed just sitting at the stage with the $1 tipping. I probably would have bought a few more LDs just because I still had $20s in my pocket, but the girls don't seem to approach on these empty afternoons. Perhaps because the 3-4 customers were all sitting at the stage and that's a rule in this club. I probably would have bought a few more LDs but didn't feel like approaching the table of them sitting in the corner and walked out feeling OK that I still had some money in my pocket. I've been to Mac's a few times since my last review. I hate that they charge a $5 cover, but the biggest attraction of this club is it's proximity to my office. I can go for an hour and it looks like a long lunch. Going to Webster or Providence, and I'm out of the office for a good (noticeable) chunk of time.

I've been to Mac's Two a few times since my last review, the most recent of which was last week during the day. Even though I arrived 15+ minutes after opening time, you know your a PL when you walk in and the lights are on, no music playing, no girls to be seen and you are the only customer. I've had the same problem with other clubs. The problem is I have limited time during the day, so the closer I get to the club by Noon, the quicker I can get out. My last couple visits have been during the day and it's always quite empty, always 1-3 customers. The last two times I had multiple LDs with one girl. I was hoping to see someone new, but wouldn't have complained if she was there. She wasn't, so I spent an hour or so, had a couple dances with a two girls I hadn't seen before and left. Purpose served. I'll go again, it's not my favorite club, but it is the closest to me, and sometimes I don't feel like driving to Providence, etc. I worried I would be disappointed with the levels of contact, now that I've been experiencing other clubs with more liberal contact, but it was still enjoyable.

OK, so my club visit the night before was a bust, so I was anxious to try again and decided to drive down to RI. I've been to CF once before, but on a dead Sunday mid-afternoon. Great stage dances for a $1, but the LD was overpriced ($35 nude) and I was very underwhelmed . I was anxious to try on a Monday or Tuesday for the 2 for 1 special, not to mention check out the upstairs (it was closed at my last visit). I don't know if it was Cinco de Mayo, or what, but the club again seemed relatively empty. $10 cover but it included the upstairs, so I was glad to avoid a second charge. Looked downstairs and upstairs, and settled at the upstairs stage. Lots of dead stage time. Tipped a girl upstairs and at the end she asked if I wanted a dance. I asked if she does the 2 for 1 special and she said yes. When she started, she explained she does 1/2 song for $10 or the whole song for $20. WTF! Some 2 for 1 special. It was over before it began. I will give her credit for asking how I liked it and what I wanted. That was a first. She also gave me a "money back guarantee" for the 15 or 30 minute private booth, promising I would leave satisfied. Resumed stage tipping a cute blond with a few extra pounds. I was anxious to get some LDs from her, but her side of stage demeanor was less than inspired and then she walked away when done with her stage rotation. I guess I should have been more direct and told her I wanted a dance when she was done. I actually prefer when the girls ask me for a dance. Felt like I was wasting my time, so I went downstairs and there was nothing. Not approached by anyone, girls at the stage were sitting on top of the 2 guys sitting at the stage (no dancing, no point sitting at stage). A few girls exited the LD areas and walked by me, but seemingly not interested in more dances. So I left early and with a wad of cash left in my pocket. Two nights in a row this has happened. I just don't see the allure of CF. I was wishing I had gone to Cheaters, just for the quantity (not quality) of girls. I don't think I'll be in a hurry to go back to CF. I gave it a 2nd chance -- unfortunately I don't get down to Providence enough, but the next time has to be Cadillac Lounge, which I've never been to, but have been recommended from multiple people.

I'm getting here about once a month. I only go when I am in Stoughton and I've been here at night each time. Hate paying the $10 cover, but pretty standard for a night visit. Another night with a surprisingly decent number of customers. Unfortunately, none of the dancers did it for me. I want my visits short -- find a dancer I like, and get multiple LDs and get out (I long for the day when I can spend 2-3 hours at a club). Had one of those uncomfortable moments where a dancer sat down and started talking with me and I wasn't the least bit attracted to her. Nice girl, but I feel guilty not buying a dance after they spend all that time. I always feel the urge to interrupt her and say don't waste your breath on me because you're not my type, but that would be rude and just a little bit awkward. Eventually had to cut my losses and got a few dances from a girl who quite literally plopped herself down in my lap. Nice rack, not so nice face, but had a dirty/skanky quality to her that I really liked! I was again reminded why I hate LDs at Alex's. Horrible, uncomfortable chairs with no privacy and no room. One or two vague upsell attempts, but I won't fall for that again -- at least not at Alexs. I walked out after an hour, feeling relatively pleased that I spent so little cash, but definitely feeling like tonight was a bust and not a memorable club visit, which is a big let down.

I went to Club Alex's when I was in Stoughton a couple weeks ago. I can't remember which day, but I was shocked at how crowded it was, so it must have been a week night. (I usually avoid Fri/Sat nights) They were having the $1 table dances when I got there, which was a first for me. Some dancers just wiggled their asses and tits in my face, but others really made it feel like a mini-LD. The ones would wouldn't even touch me for the table dance, I crossed off my list for a LD. Seems like an easy way to book $20 LDs if you show some effort. Regardless I didn't have a lot of time so just wanted to get some nice LDs. This club might be better if they had a separate room for LDs. But the current location feels like you are on display for the whole club to see. I sprung for a VIP room just to get a bit more privacy, and even that is a joke, no closing door, more peeks by the bouncers. I noticed less decent contact tonight in the LD area and I have to assume it was due to the patrol of the bouncer, which I hadn't noticed before when the club is less crowded. The review below sums it up perfectly, it's not a club I would go out of my way to visit, but if I'm in Stoughton, I don't mind stopping for a hour or so.

I hadn't planned on making another trip to RI so soon, but was asked to go pick something up right near the MA/RI border, so I had just enough time to hit another Providence club. Cheaters and Desire last week (see my reviews), next on my list was Cadillac Lounge, but it was Sunday afternoon and they didn't open until 7pm. So Club Fantasies it was. I got there around 4:30pm -- this was my first visit to the club and first on a Sunday. After getting a drink I heard the bartender tell someone getting a booth in the back that they are being used because the upstairs is closed (it was a 15 minute session for $130). I might have misheard or misunderstood, but I never ventured upstairs. I also watched and never saw anyone going upstairs. It was pretty dead, I only counted 6 girls or so and no one was circulating looking for dances. A couple of the girls on stage were not my type at all, but eventually one or two guys would sit at the stage and tip them. After sitting there an hour, it was getting close to my time to leave. I couldn't stay long enough for any shift change or additional night girls to come in. I hate to leave a new club without a LD, so I cut my losses and decided the girl on stage would have to do. She had basically stopped dancing because no one was there tipping. But I will say the stage dances are very high mileage for one or two bucks. They literally get off stage and straddle you and spend a good long while before opening their g-string strap for the tip. I assume you would get less mileage if there a bunch of guys sitting at the stage tipping. There are open booths on the side of the club and she said it was $25 for topless and $35 for nude. I decided to do nude and we moved to the private booths with doors. The odd thing is you pay the house $5 for the booth, but you have to go stand at the bar and wait for the bartender to pay them the $5. After what seemed like a annoying delay, the bartender showed us to the booth and I was asked to tip the bartender for showing us the booth. Luckily I had $1 bill left, but I was like WTF, it was a 10 foot walk. The dance was OK, not bad, not spectacular. It was my first dance behind a door, so I see why guys like privacy. I assume there would be higher mileage with a 15 min dance, but for a lap dance it was just about average. Usually when I get dances the girls ask if I want another when the song ends, but not here. She just got off and started getting dressed. That was odd. Would I have to pay another $35 (I would hope not), or just another $30 to the dancer? Regardless, I didn't think the value for $35 was worth it, even with the door. I wish I could have gone at a time when the dances were 2 for 1, but even so, I was a little shocked at the prices. I obviously prefer $20 dances, where I can continue if I like the girl and stop if I don't. This was a $36 commitment just for 1 song. The talent wasn't that great and not enough of it, but perhaps that is the Sunday afternoon scene. Because of the day and time I don't feel I got a good sense of the club. PM me if you are provide me with any additional CF insights I might have missed.

Club Alex's was my 3rd and final stop of the night after having come from Cheaters and Desire in Providence. Yes 3 clubs in one short night, but all were new to me. I'm not a PL, but had some coverage to be away from the wife/family so I have to strike when I can. By this time it was after 6pm so I got hit with the $10 cover. I have to say I hate cover charges, and I think that's another reason I prefer afternoons. This is the 2nd strip club that closely checked my ID. Another club told me I don't look that old. I've had dancers tell me I look 10 years younger than I am. So as the reviews said, club feels very small inside, lots of tables and chairs and not very private area for LDs. I did think it was pretty good mileage for stage tips so that was a plus. I was hoping to see some hot Brazilians but I heard they are more prevalent during the day. The waitresses were definitely hot, the dancers were pretty decent, a good variety and there was something for me to be interested in (see my other reviews for my "preferences"). Took a while before I even got approached for a LD so I took the first one that came my way. Since I didn't see any other LDs taking place, wasn't sure what to expect, but was pleasantly surprised. Good contact, long dance, offer for private vip, but not a hard sell. Had a great couple dances. Can't say I love implants, but if given the choice between a flat chest and implants, I have to choose implants. Have to like the whole pull up my shirt and put her hands on my chest routine. But I have never been one for having my nipple bit (actually hurt and turned me off). But I liked the kissing (being kissed and being told to kiss her there). It was getting close my leaving time, and there was finally a girl I wanted on stage. After some tips, I thought I'd close out the night with a few dances from her. But after she got off stage she went in the back. Was offered a dance by another young gorgeous girl (very pretty face, hot body), but was waiting for my older curvy girl to return. Finally I had to give up and decided to take the offer from the young gorgeous girl. Of course as we go to sit down, who comes out from the back, but the one I really wanted. Oh well. It was another pretty good dance, some light upselling ("we'd have a lot of fun"), but nothing too obnoxious (like Cheaters). So I have to say I liked this club, I will stop again, hopefully during the day the next time I am near Stoughton.

After having just come from Cheaters, I stopped at Desire. It was my backup club, since I knew it was close. Check out my review on Cheaters for more information (it was my first time there, loved the girls, but wasn't interested in going for real extras, so I guess it wasn't the perfect club for me). Desire was completely different. It was the brightest and most high end club I've been to (I prefer dives). A decent amount of customers, the girls were all perfect if that's what you want. Pretty, skinny, etc. I actually prefer more variety (curves, weight) and more skanky, but that's just me. My first impression is this would be a good club to bring co-workers or a client. The owner? never stopped running around straightening chairs, you can tell he takes care of the club. Was glad to get in with no cover and they were serving some food, but I didn't try it. Had a drink, watched a number of dances, couldn't get any attention from any girls. No one looked like they were working the floor or talking to customers. Some came out and stayed next to who I assume was their regular. Even though none of the girls were particularly appealing to me, I wanted to at least try 1 lap dance in this club since I was there. The longer I sat there, the more I thought this is a club I won't be back to. I actually wasn't even clear where the LDs take place, it looked like there was something behind the bar, but I never made it there. I can understand the appeal of the dancers to many guys (although not for me). I can understand the appeal of the club as well as the low-key girls. But I go strip clubs for LDs and 2-way contact. If a girl isn't even going to approach me (I'm relatively young, clean cut, height/weight proportional), what's the point? IIRC, one of the reviews said the girls at Desire were stuck up or something like that, and I could see how they got the impression. So I left, determined to hit another club I had never been to and make it 3 new clubs. I wanted to check Fantasies and Cadillac, but didn't have directions and because I was unfamiliar with Providence, decided to stop at Alex's in Stoughton since I knew where it was, had never been there and it was on my way.

Drove down to Providence yesterday to make my first visit to a RI strip club. Cheaters was the one club I wanted to check out first because of everything I had read and heard. Whoever complained about it being dark is right, I walked slowly and could barely see where I was going. It took a few minutes for my eyes to adjust. Luckily I didn't miss any stairs. I got there around 4pm, love clubs with no cover charge during the day. Tons of cars in the parking lot, but didn't see a ton of customers upon entering. Even though it was dark, I didn't feel the club was too dingy/dirty, I like the seedy aspect. There were a ton of girls around the bar, maybe 20 with a few customers sitting on the first floor, but no one at the stage. Got approached by a couple girls and I have to admit, I love that they grab your crotch to say hello. They all wanted to know what it would take to make me happy, but none of them appealed to me. A curvy blonde was on stage so I walked up to tip her, lots of action for that $1 or $2. I didn't want to waste time sitting around, so I waited for her when she finished. I wasn't sure I wanted a booth and wanted to start with a lap dance. $10 to get in the lap dance room and $20 per dance. Not the best dance really, more time spent telling me why we should go in a booth for FS. When I balked, she said nothing wrong with a CIM BJ. I don't remember the exact prices, $10 to get in the back, $100 for the booth plus whatever the girl charges (whether FS, BJ or HJ). I considered a HJ, but didn't want to pay $140+, so after 2 dances, I said I'd think about it. Now this is really where push comes to shove. I'm a happily married man who loves strip club. Did I really want extras or did I just want wild lap dances with everything up to, but not including an extra? Even though this girl really appealed to me, I was leaning against getting true extras. So I went back out to the main floor. I thought about going in the back nude (Godiva?) room, but there were so many girls at the bar, I wasn't sure if there were girls back there dancing, or just busy in booths, so I didn't go in. I had never bought a drink, and saw the 1 drink minimum sign, so I got a drink at the bar. Spoke to another blonde, who was not normally my type, but she was so cute, I couldn't say no to the dance. Was shocked to find out I had to purchase another $10 ticket to get a lap dance. I assumed the ticket was good for all night, but it's one per dance. That's a real rip off, especially considering the quality of the dances. Since I spent $10 to get in, might as well get 2 dances and call it an even $50. This girl was about the same quality of dance, with the same up sell to a booth. I love hearing how girls want to suck my cock, but I wasn't sure that's what I really wanted, so maybe Cheaters isn't a good club for me. The focus is really on extras (brothel masquerading as a strip club) I will say this, I do love skanky/slutty girls and there were many at Cheaters that appealed to me. I like the 5s. I don't want a 10. One man's 5 is another man's 10. So take that into account for the 8 ratings for the dancers. But although I was approached by a handful of girls, it wasn't as bad as I expected. Lots of girls talking to other girls. There was one old lady I wanted to get a dance from, but at that point I realized Cheaters services are not inline with mine, even if the quality of the girls are. I'll probably be back, but won't be in a huge rush. Needed to know what I was missing, and now that I've seen the girls and offered the services, I'll probably frequent some other clubs. This was my first stop of the day and decided to go up the road to Desire next, since I had driven all that way.

Made the drive out to Mario's on a Tuesday night after reading reviews promising full two-way LDs. This would be my 3rd club in MA, but everything I've read promised more of a Providence-experience without the extras. Got there around 8pm, paid the $10 cover and ordered a beer at the bar. I wasn't expecting the odd layout, with the bar right next to the tall "U" shaped stage. No one sitting down at the stage, everyone at tables and chairs in the "back". If you don't want to sit at the bar, the choices were either sit at the stage and look up or sit far back at the tables/chairs -- almost too far away. I thought about sitting at the stage, but it felt a little too high up for me. Because of the length of the club, I guess they need to make it visible to folks sitting at tables/chairs. But my preference is a low stage where the rest of the club is raised up, similar to Mac Two's. Regardless, I wasn't there for the stage show, so I grabbed a table. I think the club was relatively empty, because I didn't see anyone in the back LD room. There were a number of girls working, but a lot of them seemed to congregate at one or two tables with what I assume were regulars, having some drinks. I hadn't bought the wrist band ahead of time, but it wasn't long before a girl (an older 7) asked if I wanted a private dance. Since that is what I came for, I didn't feel like wasting any time for some one else, and said sure. Paid the $7 for the wristband and went back -- not a single person in the room. The dance was pretty good, and the two way contact was great. But she wasn't really my speed so I stopped after one because there were many other girls I wanted to try. The talent was pretty good, but nothing that I thought was exceptional. But I like my strippers to look like strippers, not models, so I wasn't looking for perfection anyway. Now that I had the wristband, I had hoped to be more of a target, but it didn't seem to make a difference. The one girl that I wanted was still occupied at a table with what looked like a male friend having a good time. Eventually I got a dance with a brunette Brazilian. It was dark and tough to see what she looked like. I wasn't sure if she was what I like, but I didn't want to waste time waiting for a single girl and would rather experience LDs with a variety of girls. Surprisingly, I didn't even mind the small personal talk while waiting for the song to end. I thought discussing our kids (hers and mine) would be a buzzkill, but it wasn't. And once she started dancing, all the small talk ended and she was very sexual. Much more aggressive than the first girl and a great dance with excellent contact. That definitely required another, but I decided to stop at two and look for more variety. I got a couple more dances from a beautiful 8+ brunette with a great face. She was gorgeous, but the dance was just so-so. I always wonder whether the prettier the girl, the less mileage you get. She doesn't have to do as much, so why bother. The girl and the LD would blow away anything you could get in other MA clubs, but because you are in Mario's, the bar has been raised. Only negative experience was a drunk girl that kept telling me how much she had to drink and how bombed she was. I didn't mind that she had too much to drink, but I didn't want a LD and was hoping she would get up and leave. I was polite, but when she didn't leave after a long silence, she started repeating herself, telling me what she had just said 5 minutes ago. More silence, eventually she got up and left. Finally, the girl I had been hoping to dance with approached. She was also Brazilian and friends with the brunette I danced with earlier. I think most girls report that they are younger than they are, but that’s fine. If she looks a certain age, and that's what I like, it doesn't matter if they say they are 20 or 30 yrs old. She had implants, which was a new experience for me. As expected, they look great, but feel fake. Regardless, I'd rather have implants in my hands, than a no contact dance with natural breasts, so it's a moot point. I was glad I had saved the best for last, but disappointed I only had enough cash left for 2 dances. She was great and did things no one else did. As I was driving away, I noticed I was missing something out of my front pocket! ^$#%#@! How am I going to explain this to my employer (or wife). Since I had it before my last LD, and left the club immediately thereafter, I assumed all the attention I was getting down there was actually for ulterior motives. I turned around and went back in, the bouncer said I could check the room. Nothing visible in the chair, so I reached down between the cushions, all the while thinking I had been "taken"... nothing, nothing, ahhh.. found it, HUGE relief. Glad I didn't see dancer when I walked in, I felt guilty for assuming it was her. Although I wouldn't be surprised if they found many things that fall down between the cushions in those chairs. I will be definitely going back to Mario's. I'm about an hour away, but that's good because I could see myself spending too much time (or money) here. Although I still want to check out Providence clubs (Cheaters, etc), Mario's has ruined all other MA clubs for me. I don't go for the beer, food, stage shows, just the LDs and they offer a much better LD experience at the same price. I will have to make a day trip and see how they are at lunch time. But 5 visits to 3 clubs in the last two weeks -- I need to slow down and pace myself.

Stopped by on a weekday night after a couple hours spent at Macs Two, not many cars in the parking lot -- not a good sign. Sat down with a drink, only a couple other customers. Got approached by one dancer looking for a private dance, but wasn't interested in her, so she quickly left when I said no thanks. Saw a couple girls walk into the back room that looked promising, but they never came back out. If they wanted to make some money that night, their loss. Eventually I was the only customer, and no one came back out on stage, and no other girls visible in the club! (I guess they were all hiding). Had private dance money burning a hole in my pocket for someone that I was attracted to, but it felt like the club was closed -- yet it was still early. Didn't even finish my drink. Did notice one other customer getting a private dance on my way out, but looked like all air. Regretted leaving Macs Two early, should have just spent the rest of the night there. As a result, I haven't bothered going back to Blue Moon, but have been back to Macs a few times now, and plan to continue.

This was my first time to Mac's Two. I've driven by when there were a lot more cars in the parking lot, but it was pretty empty the other night so I decided to try it. Cover charge and soda were fine. I actually don't mind the fact that it's 18+, because I don't want to bother with DUI. No thugs, punks or jerks that I could see, so a decent crowd (although quite small). I was impressed with the layout and cleanliness and low-key vibe. The girls were friendly and not pushy, everything about the club atmosphere was about perfect. The dancers were above average (perhaps because I expected much worse). Not a lot of diversity, but young, pretty white 20-somethings. I prefer a little more variety, both in age, body type and skin color. But they were clean and sober looking/acting. I had a few private dances. One was not so hot, but I only said Yes because she spent time talking to me and I felt guilty. The other couple were great, and I could have stayed there all night with the same 1 or 2 girls. The only downside is not a lot of contact in the dance, but I knew that was the case in a Massachusetts club -- I guess I can go to RI if I want more in that department. I will definitely go back, I would like to see what it is like during the day. The biggest thing for me was looking for different dancers and someone who really does it for me.