Reviews

Maybe someday I'll come back when I don't outnumber the dancers. OK, slight exageration, there were 2 of them and I was the only customer. Parking is on the street, with meters during the day.…

This club is very much a crap shoot. I've now been 3 times over the past 9 months. Each time in the mid-week afternoon. First the physical layout. This is a nice club.…

This place is being heavily advertised on billboards around town. A little hard to find, and you won't stumble here by accident. It's tucked away behind the Van Nuys fly-away in an industrial…

In April of 2010, I went to a brand new club called "Table Dances". It is across revolution from Peanuts and Beer, and upstairs. Still partially under construction in the back room/VIP area. Smaller…

Had not been to this Rhino for quite a while, but had visited her sister in Rialto whre I was impressed by the high quality and willingness of the girls. In Van Nuys, I…

I had an odd, schizophrenic experience here last week. First, I had been driving a while and needed to pee. Paid my fee, entered and looked for the bathroom. Nowhere in sight,…

Bakersfield. The name doesn't inspire confidence. I do enjoy sampling local clubs when out on business and Bakersfield was on my list. After some due diligence on TUSCL, I chose Teaser Pleaser…

Had not been for a few years, when they had topless bartenders. Not anymore. Arrived at 5:55 and saved on the cover. It goes up at 6. BUT there was a…

***WARNING*** This club has changed format, as of 2 months ago[11/10]. It is now a topless club, with bikini dances only. But it does have beer and wine. My abbreviated visit saw…

I had some time last Sunday evening. It was cold and rainy and I needed a place to kill an hour and watch the game. After paying my $10 cover I saw 2 girls…

A great Vegas experience. Drove myself, but still had to pay $30 cover as non-local. Got patted down by the bouncer/metal detector. [note to clubs: assign a dancer to this. We'd enter…

I was driving home to LA in the early afternoon last Friday and needed to pee before the drive. Pulled off the freeway to find a gas station and found CH3. Figured if…