Reviews by bitchcat

Last posted about this club 2 years ago. Little has changed. Easy parking, at least in the afternoon. Cover is cheap. Non-alcoholic drinks, of course. Only 2 girls worling late monday afternoon. Latino and at…

You can assign your own 'value'. Look at my recent review of a local L A club for comparison. This place is incredible. I drove on a saturday afternoon and parking and access is easy.…

This club is predictable. Self parking. Bouncer at the door collects your $10 then lets you in. Momma behind the bar gets you your soft drink. A (usually overweight) girl comes…

I know. Buyer beware. Hadn't been in this club for quite a while as value is usually pretty low. Parking is easy and free. Sign says additional in back, but I've…

It was a typical hot saturday afternoon. I was walking alone along the road while the family was at the mall. Stopped in for some well needed AC and a beer. I…

I love this club. It is out of the way in COI but worth the side trip. Easy to find with a large, free parking lot. Cover is reasonable and drinks are…

I have very mixed emotions about this club. It's just of the freeway, but a bit circuitous to get to. Use you GPS. In an industrial area, with plenty of parking during…

Let me start by saying that I have always loved this place. Easy to find, lot's of free parking, at least during the day. Inside it is in bad need of a face…

I want to be the Mayor of COI. The choices here vary from better to best, depending on your mood and needs. I've now been a few times since my last review. And…

Across and down the street from paradise. Very easy to miss on the way to the 605. Very much a dive, but can be worth the effort. Large free parking lot.…

The absolute best buy in the area that I have found, but everything is a compromise. The lowest quality girls. Mostly chunky Latinas, but as usual there is variety. Not much emphasis…

I had never been to a COI club, but had enjoyed their reputation from afar. Hot, willing women, available for reasonable cost. I had my first opportunity this week and began by being overwhelmed with…

Maybe someday I'll come back when I don't outnumber the dancers. OK, slight exageration, there were 2 of them and I was the only customer. Parking is on the street, with meters during the day.…

This club is very much a crap shoot. I've now been 3 times over the past 9 months. Each time in the mid-week afternoon. First the physical layout. This is a nice club.…

This place is being heavily advertised on billboards around town. A little hard to find, and you won't stumble here by accident. It's tucked away behind the Van Nuys fly-away in an industrial…

In April of 2010, I went to a brand new club called "Table Dances". It is across revolution from Peanuts and Beer, and upstairs. Still partially under construction in the back room/VIP area. Smaller…

Had not been to this Rhino for quite a while, but had visited her sister in Rialto whre I was impressed by the high quality and willingness of the girls. In Van Nuys, I…

I had an odd, schizophrenic experience here last week. First, I had been driving a while and needed to pee. Paid my fee, entered and looked for the bathroom. Nowhere in sight,…

Bakersfield. The name doesn't inspire confidence. I do enjoy sampling local clubs when out on business and Bakersfield was on my list. After some due diligence on TUSCL, I chose Teaser Pleaser…

Had not been for a few years, when they had topless bartenders. Not anymore. Arrived at 5:55 and saved on the cover. It goes up at 6. BUT there was a…

***WARNING*** This club has changed format, as of 2 months ago[11/10]. It is now a topless club, with bikini dances only. But it does have beer and wine. My abbreviated visit saw…

I had some time last Sunday evening. It was cold and rainy and I needed a place to kill an hour and watch the game. After paying my $10 cover I saw 2 girls…

Drove myself here last Thursday night at about 10 PM. Let the valet park me, but free self-park is available. $10 non-local cover, then was led to 'my table' by abouncer type.…

A great Vegas experience. Drove myself, but still had to pay $30 cover as non-local. Got patted down by the bouncer/metal detector. [note to clubs: assign a dancer to this. We'd enter…

I was driving home to LA in the early afternoon last Friday and needed to pee before the drive. Pulled off the freeway to find a gas station and found CH3. Figured if…