Reviews by bitchcat

Last posted about this club 2 years ago. Little has changed. Easy parking, at least in the afternoon. Cover is cheap. Non-alcoholic drinks, of course. Only 2 girls worling late monday afternoon. Latino and...

You can assign your own 'value'. Look at my recent review of a local L A club for comparison. This place is incredible. I drove on a saturday afternoon and parking and access is easy....

This club is predictable. Self parking. Bouncer at the door collects your $10 then lets you in. Momma behind the bar gets you your soft drink. A (usually overweight) girl...

I know. Buyer beware. Hadn't been in this club for quite a while as value is usually pretty low. Parking is easy and free. Sign says additional in back, but...

It was a typical hot saturday afternoon. I was walking alone along the road while the family was at the mall. Stopped in for some well needed AC and a beer. ...

I love this club. It is out of the way in COI but worth the side trip. Easy to find with a large, free parking lot. Cover is reasonable and drinks...

I have very mixed emotions about this club. It's just of the freeway, but a bit circuitous to get to. Use you GPS. In an industrial area, with plenty of parking...

Let me start by saying that I have always loved this place. Easy to find, lot's of free parking, at least during the day. Inside it is in bad need of a...

I want to be the Mayor of COI. The choices here vary from better to best, depending on your mood and needs. I've now been a few times since my last review....

Across and down the street from paradise. Very easy to miss on the way to the 605. Very much a dive, but can be worth the effort. Large free parking lot....

The absolute best buy in the area that I have found, but everything is a compromise. The lowest quality girls. Mostly chunky Latinas, but as usual there is variety. Not much...

I had never been to a COI club, but had enjoyed their reputation from afar. Hot, willing women, available for reasonable cost. I had my first opportunity this week and began by being overwhelmed...

Maybe someday I'll come back when I don't outnumber the dancers. OK, slight exageration, there were 2 of them and I was the only customer. Parking is on the street, with meters during the...

This club is very much a crap shoot. I've now been 3 times over the past 9 months. Each time in the mid-week afternoon. First the physical layout. This is a nice...

In April of 2010, I went to a brand new club called "Table Dances". It is across revolution from Peanuts and Beer, and upstairs. Still partially under construction in the back room/VIP area....

This place is being heavily advertised on billboards around town. A little hard to find, and you won't stumble here by accident. It's tucked away behind the Van Nuys fly-away in an...

Had not been to this Rhino for quite a while, but had visited her sister in Rialto whre I was impressed by the high quality and willingness of the girls. In Van Nuys,...

I had an odd, schizophrenic experience here last week. First, I had been driving a while and needed to pee. Paid my fee, entered and looked for the bathroom. Nowhere in...

Bakersfield. The name doesn't inspire confidence. I do enjoy sampling local clubs when out on business and Bakersfield was on my list. After some due diligence on TUSCL, I chose Teaser...

Had not been for a few years, when they had topless bartenders. Not anymore. Arrived at 5:55 and saved on the cover. It goes up at 6. BUT there was...

***WARNING*** This club has changed format, as of 2 months ago[11/10]. It is now a topless club, with bikini dances only. But it does have beer and wine. My abbreviated visit...

I had some time last Sunday evening. It was cold and rainy and I needed a place to kill an hour and watch the game. After paying my $10 cover I saw 2...

I was driving home to LA in the early afternoon last Friday and needed to pee before the drive. Pulled off the freeway to find a gas station and found CH3. Figured...

A great Vegas experience. Drove myself, but still had to pay $30 cover as non-local. Got patted down by the bouncer/metal detector. [note to clubs: assign a dancer to this. We'd...