Reviews

13 reviews by accidentaltourist

Million Dollar

Brampton, ON

Million Dollar is definitely still the...

Million Dollar is definitely still the best around (the world). It has all the best girls and they do EVERYTHING! The hardest part is choosing a girl since there are so many. The owner is…

15 yrs ago

Big Daddy's

New Orleans, LA

I am now apprehensive about going...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I am now apprehensive about going back to this spot.I had a fantastic time with a lady named Melanie. Her tits are definitely 10s. She is in her late forties and she showed me a…

16 yrs ago

Passions Men's Club

New Orleans, LA

Oh my God. You might risk...

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

Oh my God. You might risk life and limb but you will come out happy. A sister with HUGE tits that were bigger than my big head (reminded me of La Bamba's back in school).…

16 yrs ago

Boogie Nights

Harvey, IL

I have traveled all over the...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

I have traveled all over the world for the best club and this gem was right in my hometown or just outside in Harvey. You can definitely come here and walk out satisfied every time.…

16 yrs ago

The Body Shop Lounge

Cornwall, ON

This place was as pleasant a...

★★★★★★★★★★8.3/10

This place was as pleasant a surprise as I can ever recall. The environment could not be more laid back. All of the dancers I engaged for dances, over the week I was there, drove…

17 yrs ago

Pleasures Mens Club

Houston, TX

In a first for James Carter,...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

In a first for James Carter, I am reviewing a club while in it. Pleasures is a relatively small club. It does have a decent-sized VIP room that costs $100 to enter. The cover is…

17 yrs ago

Deja Vu Showgirls Chicago

Chicago, IL

James Carter has been to clubs...

★★★★★★1.7/10

James Carter has been to clubs all over the world. It hurts that the one closest to my house in Hyde Park is the worst I have ever been to. I will say this, in…

17 yrs ago

Moochie's (was Blondies)

Washington Park, IL

Blondie's has a singular focus, $135...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Blondie's has a singular focus, $135 for full service in the back. I did not partake, which was definitely for the best. I talked to one dancer (dark hair, huge breasts, glasses) who sat on…

17 yrs ago

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, IL

The Accidental Tourist rates Sasha as...

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

The Accidental Tourist rates Sasha as the second worst dancer all time. My overall rating for her is 5.55 ranking her 56 out of 57 with only Shayla at Diamond Lounge in Baltimore ranking lower.…

18 yrs ago

New Locomotion Club

Mississauga, ON

James Carter (aka The Accidental Tourist)...

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

James Carter (aka The Accidental Tourist) has new #1 dancer. Her name is Mya. She is a solid 6' tall with big, beautiful breasts, a pretty face and a really tight body. She really…

18 yrs ago

Miss Kitty Showgirls

East St. Louis, IL

While you can't have as much...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

While you can't have as much fun at Miss Kitty's as you can at C. Mowe's down the road, all things considered they are in a dead heat. Miss Kitty's offers far more in terms…

18 yrs ago

C-Mowe's Show Club

East St. Louis, IL

I have visited many strip clubs...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

I have visited many strip clubs in the St. Louis area over the past month. While some others stand out for their unique reasons, including PT's Brooklyn (very private areas for dances) and Miss Kitty's…

18 yrs ago

Club Harem

Baltimore, MD

Club Harem is one of the...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

Club Harem is one of the ten best strip clubs in the world (see Note 1 below), in my opinion. It is a relatively small spot in the historic area of Baltimore known simply as…

18 yrs ago