Reviews

11 reviews by melb

Playmates

Cocoa, FL

I came in on a Thursday...

I came in on a Thursday evening around 7:30PM. There was only one mildly attractive dancer sitting at the bar who assured me that they were between shifts. The manager tried to insist that I…

16 yrs ago

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, FL

I went this past Friday evening...

★★★★★★★★★★8.7/10

I went this past Friday evening around 5:00 and there were plenty of dancers -- plenty of stunners and lots of middle of the road lookers. I got three dances from a really friendly busty blond…

16 yrs ago

Lido Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, FL

I stopped by on a Tuesday...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

I stopped by on a Tuesday afternoon shortly after they opened. There were about 5 dancers available -- all very attractive. One black girl, the rest white. One girl with raven hair, large B/small…

17 yrs ago

Mint Lounge

Miami Gardens, FL

I was visiting the Miami area...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

I was visiting the Miami area and decided to drop by briefly. First, I wanted to say that this is what one would call a "black club". When I went, there were only blacks. Parking was…

17 yrs ago

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, FL

I stopped by after work a...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I stopped by after work a couple of weeks ago and a busty black girl caught my eye. I don't remember her name but she gave the best private dance I've ever had at this club.…

17 yrs ago

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, FL

Even with the slumping economy, The...

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

Even with the slumping economy, The Inner Room keeps up the quality dancers and dances. A stand out is a stacked and beautiful black girl named Destiny. At $10/dance, this is the best value in

17 yrs ago

Paradise Men's Club

Melbourne, FL

There is no way to put...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

There is no way to put it other than to say: this is a brothel. I went in looking for a strip club. I was greeted by three beautiful ladies who offered to…

17 yrs ago

Bare Assets Melbourne

Melbourne, FL

This is an okay club to...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

This is an okay club to buy a drink or two but the dances are no-contact. The club is similar to any club you might go to in Orlando which makes it dismal when…

18 yrs ago

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, FL

Just a follow-up review. First,...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

Just a follow-up review. First, I'd like to say that this is still a *great* club but things seem to have changed on the day shift. The number and quality of dancers has,…

18 yrs ago

Inner Room Cabaret

Cocoa Beach, FL

Best club in Cocoa. Period....

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Best club in Cocoa. Period. As you enter, there is a bar directly ahead, to your left a raised area in the corner for private dances, to your right a DJ booth beyond which…

18 yrs ago

Cheaters

Cocoa Beach, FL

I'm becoming a regular here. As you...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I'm becoming a regular here. As you enter the club, you'll pass by the DJ booth that is raised and to the left of the entrance. In the center of the club, is a large rectangular stage.…

18 yrs ago