Reviews by poleshadow

Really good place. Not overly toity and nowhere near a dive. It's one of those places that fits the term "it is what you make it". You can have a very simple existence there or…

In a word, plastic. Maybe it's because it's new and maybe because it's a national brand, but while the interior was immaculate and all the girls were watchable--and yes the pasties are an issue but…

Went in about 5 on a weekday. Place was deader than dead. Two dancers, neither one of them doing anything, since it was just me and another customer in there, who I think was a…

Finally got a chance to visit after driving by the place for months. I had read that it comes off like a factory, and maybe it's because I went during the day but that wasn't…

Me and my boys wanted to check out the UFC fight and have a little fun after so we went to Tootsies. The cover was $12 since it was considered a special event and…

Having not been in Miami in some years and staying in the North Miami area, I decided to revisit the old place, which back in the day used to be a favorite. I knew they…

If you think of it as a sports bar with girls dancing in bikinis, it's not a bad thing. If you think of it as a strip club with a lot of TVs, it's a…

Made a rare evening visit last week. First thing anyone needs to know for those who normally hit the dayshift is there's an extra $5 cover for the VIP room that doesn't exist during the…

Came back here again recently for a short visit. Place was a little slow, but considering it was a midweek afternoon, that should have been expected. Wasn't planning on getting any dances but Kaylee(sp?) made…

This used to be a favorite haunt some years ago and was disappointed with it on a visit a few years back, but they've managed to do something that isn't easy once a place starts…

Came in mid-afternoon. The quality of dancers are a mixed bag, with some in the 7-8 range and others in the 3-4 range, as there was a mix of older and younger. The pasties are…

An upscale establishment, but there are also better upscale choices within a short radius. It's not entirely the club's fault. The girls were pretty and the atmosphere is a positive one, but it's badly handcuffed…

As advertised, and not in a good way. Everything from the entrance to the location to what's inside screams "unbelievably inconspicuous". The sign outside promises Cold beer/hot babes, and the sign is only half-right. Although…

Have been here on a couple of Friday nights...when I went closer in the 10-11 p.m. range, it was a better atmosphere than going after midnight, which even on a Friday seemed a little dead.…

Stopped by here after not being here for years and it's still very much the same as I remember it, which is good and bad. On the one hand it never really was much of…

For an afternoon highway stop-off, this wasn't bad. Fairly limited in its scope, features and bells and whistles. Everything is laid out simply and there's nothing fancy about it at all. This is a strip…

This place hasn't been the same since they re-did the private dance policies. It makes you really have to commit to something as opposed to be able to test-and-commit. Well, you can, but it would…

A six isn't so bad of a rating...unless your club used to be an 8-plus, like it was five years ago. Maybe I just remember this place being a little more high-end than it really…

This place hasn't changed all that much in 10 years. Back then, it was a place with a lot of girls with a decent menu and a too-small private dance area, and 10 years later…

It was okay. Not great, but OK. It's not anything that made me motivated to come back though, as there are better places in the area. Don't go in too early, though, or there's absolutely…

Really unassuming-looking place that thanks to some really good personalities makes for a fun night out. Dancer-for-dancer and staffer-for-staffer, this place is one of the best places I've ever been to attitude-wise. The girls aren't…

I liked the place, but it was trying way too hard. Too many gimmicks that just seemed like unsessecary bells and whistles. Also, may this place never learn what inflation is, since for the price…