Reviews by nicepants

Bottom line - if you can get past the lack of privacy during a dance it's wonderful. Lack of bathroom privacy I couldn't get past, the only significant fault keeping this from a...

Change for the Champaign Room started very recently. 15 minutes, 135, 100 to the dancer, 35 to the house. Not at all impressed with the existing CR which I tried...

Another two topless dances for $20 visit. Very early afternoon, no cover yet, and dancers are still arriving. There's only one dancer on stage essentially doing a private dance for the one...

Some changes already since my last review, plus more on the way. Bottom line: A MA gem. Several *very* attractive afternoon dancers. Entrance to private dance area has gotten a...

Mondays and Tuesdays are still high value but are completely inconsistent visit to visit. It's frustrating to arrive to a dead downstairs, few dancers, few customers, nobody doing private dances, head up upstairs to find...

$20 Two for One topless dances Monday's and Tuesdays at Club Fantasies is the price-performance winner. Arrived mid-afternoon and there were lots of cars in the large parking lot. Two levels -...

A schlep from MA is a good thing once in a while, and I bailed on I-95 bumper to bumper early afternoon traffic and rolled past other clubs to get to Desire, and very...

When a dancer in Providence says "you should try Mario's so you don't have the schlep down here, you'll like it," well, you try Mario's. If you are west of Boston and north of the...

Went through Atlanta recently, and glad I consulted TUSCL which led me to this small gem. It is on a downhill stretch, easy to overshoot. On a wednesday afternoon there is no...

Still my favorite afternoon club in Providence, with the hooks of beautiful women, nice outdoor patio, and a quirky landlord (State of Rhode Island for now), even though from MA is a bit farther...