Reviews by Blomeclown

Got a free pass for this place, only reason I went. For starters, they've got valet parking. Sorry, but anywhere in New York I want my car LOCKED with the keys in MY pocket....

This place pretty much sux. Girls are 4 to 6, very pushy, think they're doing you a favor by taking your money. Dances are nude on stage, didn't get a LD but got an...

Not a bad club, considering it's in Pennsylvania Dutch country. More like a theater than a strip club but they're constantly changing the interior layout. Only thing consistent has been the LD area, several...

The last reviewer must have hit this place on a VERY bad night. The Concord is gone. The new owners also own Seductions on Lundy's Lane (#2 rated club in Niagara Falls according to TUSCL)....

This place has no competition to speak of but it looks like management hasn't taken advantage of that to screw the customers. It's a neighborhood type bar, small stage in the middle, lots of...

You asked for another review - here it is. Stay home. Jerk off if you have to. Find a hooker on the street. Call an escort service or a phone sex line. Any of...

Sorry to bring down the average, but this place SUX. Some of the pushiest dancers I've ever seen - especially any with a foreign accent (Brazilian???). Turn down a lap dance and they make...

You've got to be kidding. 1-it's a juice bar, drop 2 points. 2- cover of $10.00??? For what??? Diet Coke for $4.00??? Drop 2 points. 3- Not bad looking local talent but nothing spectacular....

Well, it's time for my semi-annual trip to Ontario. Best part is getting to the Falls and all the local clubs. Cristal is probably the classiest and most laid back. Drinks about CAN$7.00, private...

One of the best clubs I've ever been to. Large, usually crowded, loud, loads of pretty women. Booze prices on a par with all Falls clubs (CAN$7.00 for Labatts), service gets a little slow...

Awesome. Outstanding. Great. Amazing. Get the picture? Seductions is right next to Sundowners on Lundys Lane. They're owned by the same folks (also own Cristal down the road) but this is the high mileage club....

Probably the best club around the Falls. Girls range from 6-8, very friendly, no pushing for private dances so you can enjoy the show until the right girl comes along. "Extras" are available from...

Ever been to a club that's so bad that you HAVE to go back to see if it's improved? I was here twice about a year ago and rated the place as a dump. It...