JunkYardDog

Illinois

Reviews by JunkYardDog

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  5 years ago
  The Vegas Club

  Darien, Wisconsin
  As bad as it gets, don't even think about it!

  It's a Saturday night, after I pay the 6 bucks to get in I notice some things right away, first off, it's almost empty, maybe 12 people in the place if that, then I...
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  6 years ago
  Rick’s Cabaret

  Chicago, Illinois
  New name, same game...

  First time here in several years, I have no idea if it's the same owners but nothing seems to have changed but the name. I got in free after printing a pass off their...
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  6 years ago
  Roxxx

  Brooklyn, Illinois
  Brooklyn has gone to the dogs, literally...stay away!

  Late review from about 10 days ago, was in town for a Blues/Hawks game, I actually got lost coming here, had been at least 4 years and I didn't recognize the surroundings & they...
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  6 years ago
  Club Cabaret

  Creve Coeur, Illinois
  Gets worse every time! Avoid!

  After a trip to Big Al's I was hoping for something a little better but it was actually much worse! Had been maybe 3 or 4 years since my last visit, the CC apparently...
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  7 years ago
  Tiger Tail Lounge

  Rockford, Illinois
  Not Bad for a Dumpford Club

  Well, I'm not a fan of bikini clubs and I'm most definitely not a fan of the city of Rockford but in all honesty, this place isn't bad..3 bucks to get in, nice inside...
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  8 years ago
  The Candy Factory

  Rochelle, Illinois
  A sorry dive in a hick town

  My first and last time visit to this dive, I was in Rockford, I thought I'd try something different so I hopped on I39 heading south, wasn't hard to find but this joint is...
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  8 years ago
  Bigfoot Gentlemen's Club

  Rockford, Illinois
  Another Rockford bikini dive!

  Had the misfortune of being in Dumpford Friday night so I thought I'd hit State Street Station, had been a year or two but to my surprise they are no longer in operation. I...
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  9 years ago
  Silver Slipper Saloon

  Ottawa, Illinois
  Full Nude In The Middle Of Nowhere

  I swore I'd never step foot in here again but I was heading back home from central Illinois and Peoria was way out of my way, didn't feel like going to the joint in...
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  9 years ago
  The Vegas Club

  Darien, Wisconsin
  Had been a while

  First time here in at least 15 years, I actually went to the Show Palace first but decided to leave after I was informed there was a 10 dollar cover even though it was...
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  9 years ago
  Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club

  Wisconsin Dells, Wisconsin
  Nothing to look at here

  Late review from a few weeks ago, first time here in at least a decade or more, looked about the same since the last time I was here. Anyway I do like this club,...
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  9 years ago
  Club O

  Homewood, Illinois
  Don't waste your time

  They've done some remodeling here but it's still located behind a bombed out hotel next to a vacant building right in the middle of a ghetto. Cover is now $15 and no hats are...
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  10 years ago
  Peek-A-Boo Lounge

  Bradenton, Florida
  First time here in a few...

  First time here in a few years, this was actually a decent club back in the day but it's nothing but dive bar now for locals with a trailer trash crew that couldn't even...
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  10 years ago
  Mons Venus

  Tampa, Florida
  After the Lightning game I made...

  After the Lightning game I made a quick trip here, was early in the week about an average size crowd, might have caught them on an off night but there was nowhere near the...
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  11 years ago
  The Pony

  Davenport, Iowa
  My first time here in about...

  My first time here in about 5 years or so I got to say from what I seen I'm surprised Tuxedos is even still in business. I was pretty much a regular back in...
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  11 years ago
  Daisy Dooks

  Davenport, Iowa
  They've changed the interior since my...

  They've changed the interior since my last visit, the 3 level stage is now gone and now there's one large stage with 4 poles, looks a lot better with more stage seating a definite...
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  11 years ago
  Show Palace

  Darien, Wisconsin
  First time here since the late...

  First time here since the late 90's looks a lot different now from back then really liked the interior and general atmosphere of the club. One large stage with a small shower stage next...
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  11 years ago
  Big Al's

  Peoria, Illinois
  This was my first visit to...

  This was my first visit to Big Al's in several years and my first time to their new location as well. They did a great job really looks nice inside, loved the open space...
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  11 years ago
  Club Cabaret

  Creve Coeur, Illinois
  Just awful!The CC is about as...

  Just awful!The CC is about as fun as a trip to the dentist and for a Saturday night there looked to be about 5 or 6 so called dancers working and if you like...
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  12 years ago
  Silver Slipper Saloon

  Ottawa, Illinois
  The dancers no longer go full...

  The dancers no longer go full nude on stage, when I asked a worker why I was told it had to to with the new pole tax law that went into effect so I...
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  12 years ago
  Mons Venus

  Tampa, Florida
  This is a late review from...

  This is a late review from last month, I visited here twice while on vacation. Had a great time each night the eye candy here is second to none, nothing but young hot girls...
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  12 years ago
  Sky11

  Harvey, Illinois
  Stopped by Saturday night, had been...

  Stopped by Saturday night, had been 7 or 8 months, wanted to see if Skybox had finally bottomed out and was on the rebound but it's only gotten worse. This place has just gone...
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  13 years ago
  On The Border

  Franklin, Wisconsin
  First time here at OTB in...

  First time here at OTB in several years cover was 12 bucks which seemed a little steep for a Milwaukee topless club which might explain the thin Saturday night crowd. They changed the interior...
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  13 years ago
  Roxxx

  Brooklyn, Illinois
  Late review from about 3 weeks...

  Late review from about 3 weeks ago, I went to 5 or so clubs while in the area on a Thursday night, all which were slow, hardly any customers but Brooklyn looked to be...
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  14 years ago
  Rick’s Cabaret

  Chicago, Illinois
  Was jam packed but don't ask...

  Was jam packed but don't ask me why the only reason why I come here is to remind myself just how awful a SC can be but this is Chicago. Outside it's a zoo,...