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83 reviews by JunkYardDog

The Vegas Club

Darien, WI

As bad as it gets, don't even think about it!

It's a Saturday night, after I pay the 6 bucks to get in I notice some things right away, first off, it's almost empty, maybe 12 people in the place if that, then I ask…

6 yrs ago

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, IL

New name, same game...

★★★★★★★★5.3/10

First time here in several years, I have no idea if it's the same owners but nothing seems to have changed but the name. I got in free after printing a pass off their web…

7 yrs ago

Roxxx

Brooklyn, IL

Brooklyn has gone to the dogs, literally...stay away!

★★★★★★★2.7/10

Late review from about 10 days ago, was in town for a Blues/Hawks game, I actually got lost coming here, had been at least 4 years and I didn't recognize the surroundings & they took…

7 yrs ago3

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, IL

Gets worse every time! Avoid!

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

After a trip to Big Al's I was hoping for something a little better but it was actually much worse! Had been maybe 3 or 4 years since my last visit, the CC apparently will…

8 yrs ago

Tiger Tail Lounge

Rockford, IL

Not Bad for a Dumpford Club

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Well, I'm not a fan of bikini clubs and I'm most definitely not a fan of the city of Rockford but in all honesty, this place isn't bad..3 bucks to get in, nice inside and…

8 yrs ago

The Candy Factory

Rochelle, IL

A sorry dive in a hick town

★★★★★★★3.0/10

My first and last time visit to this dive, I was in Rockford, I thought I'd try something different so I hopped on I39 heading south, wasn't hard to find but this joint is literally…

9 yrs ago

Just Enuff Cabaret Rockford

Rockford, IL

Another Rockford bikini dive!

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

Had the misfortune of being in Dumpford Friday night so I thought I'd hit State Street Station, had been a year or two but to my surprise they are no longer in operation. I was…

10 yrs ago

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, IL

Full Nude In The Middle Of Nowhere

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I swore I'd never step foot in here again but I was heading back home from central Illinois and Peoria was way out of my way, didn't feel like going to the joint in Kappa…

10 yrs ago

The Vegas Club

Darien, WI

Had been a while

★★★★★★★★★6.7/10

First time here in at least 15 years, I actually went to the Show Palace first but decided to leave after I was informed there was a 10 dollar cover even though it was after…

10 yrs ago

Cruisin' Chubbys Gentlemen's Club

Wisconsin Dells, WI

Nothing to look at here

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

Late review from a few weeks ago, first time here in at least a decade or more, looked about the same since the last time I was here. Anyway I do like this club, good…

10 yrs ago

Club O

Homewood, IL

Don't waste your time

★★★★★★★★4.7/10

They've done some remodeling here but it's still located behind a bombed out hotel next to a vacant building right in the middle of a ghetto. Cover is now $15 and no hats are allowed…

10 yrs ago

Peek-A-Boo Lounge

Bradenton, FL

First time here in a few...

★★★★★★★3.0/10

First time here in a few years, this was actually a decent club back in the day but it's nothing but dive bar now for locals with a trailer trash crew that couldn't even check…

11 yrs ago1

Mons Venus

Tampa, FL

After the Lightning game I made...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

After the Lightning game I made a quick trip here, was early in the week about an average size crowd, might have caught them on an off night but there was nowhere near the level…

11 yrs ago

The Pony

Davenport, IA

My first time here in about...

★★★★★★★2.3/10

My first time here in about 5 years or so I got to say from what I seen I'm surprised Tuxedos is even still in business. I was pretty much a regular back in the…

12 yrs ago

Trim Gentlemen's Club

Davenport, IA

They've changed the interior since my...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

They've changed the interior since my last visit, the 3 level stage is now gone and now there's one large stage with 4 poles, looks a lot better with more stage seating a definite improvement…

12 yrs ago

Show Palace

Darien, WI

First time here since the late...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

First time here since the late 90's looks a lot different now from back then really liked the interior and general atmosphere of the club. One large stage with a small shower stage next to…

12 yrs ago

Big Al's

Peoria, IL

This was my first visit to...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

This was my first visit to Big Al's in several years and my first time to their new location as well. They did a great job really looks nice inside, loved the open space and…

13 yrs ago

Club Cabaret

Creve Coeur, IL

Just awful!The CC is about as...

★★★★★★1.7/10

Just awful!The CC is about as fun as a trip to the dentist and for a Saturday night there looked to be about 5 or 6 so called dancers working and if you like overweight…

13 yrs ago

Silver Slipper Saloon

Ottawa, IL

The dancers no longer go full...

★★★★★★★2.7/10

The dancers no longer go full nude on stage, when I asked a worker why I was told it had to to with the new pole tax law that went into effect so I guess…

13 yrs ago

Mons Venus

Tampa, FL

This is a late review from...

★★★★★★★★★★9.3/10

This is a late review from last month, I visited here twice while on vacation. Had a great time each night the eye candy here is second to none, nothing but young hot girls with…

14 yrs ago

Sky11

Harvey, IL

Stopped by Saturday night, had been...

★★★★★★2.0/10

Stopped by Saturday night, had been 7 or 8 months, wanted to see if Skybox had finally bottomed out and was on the rebound but it's only gotten worse. This place has just gone to…

14 yrs ago

On The Border

Franklin, WI

First time here at OTB in several years cover was 12 bucks which seemed a little steep for a Milwaukee topless club which might explain the thin Saturday night crowd. They changed the interior adding…

15 yrs ago

Roxxx

Brooklyn, IL

Late review from about 3 weeks...

★★★★★★2.0/10

Late review from about 3 weeks ago, I went to 5 or so clubs while in the area on a Thursday night, all which were slow, hardly any customers but Brooklyn looked to be just…

15 yrs ago

Rick’s Cabaret

Chicago, IL

Was jam packed but don't ask...

★★★★★★2.0/10

Was jam packed but don't ask me why the only reason why I come here is to remind myself just how awful a SC can be but this is Chicago. Outside it's a zoo, nowhere…

15 yrs ago

High Heels Saloon

Somonauk, IL

Not really my type of strip...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

Not really my type of strip bar but not a bad place for being in the middle of nowhere. 7 bucks to get in, kinda small, has log cabin feel to it with one main…

15 yrs ago

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As bad as it gets, don't even think about it!

New name, same game...

Brooklyn has gone to the dogs, literally...stay away!

Gets worse every time! Avoid!

Not Bad for a Dumpford Club

A sorry dive in a hick town

Another Rockford bikini dive!

Full Nude In The Middle Of Nowhere

Had been a while

Nothing to look at here

Don't waste your time

First time here in a few...

After the Lightning game I made...

My first time here in about...

They've changed the interior since my...

First time here since the late...

This was my first visit to...

Just awful!The CC is about as...

The dancers no longer go full...

This is a late review from...

Stopped by Saturday night, had been...

First time here at OTB in...

Late review from about 3 weeks...

Was jam packed but don't ask...

Not really my type of strip...

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