Reviews by ohmy

I stopped in for a floor check at 3 PM. There were only 3 patrons and 1 dancer so the prospects were not very bright. Hit or miss, this is a friendly little club,...

I made my monthly afternoon stop here and found the normal small group of patrons and the usual selection of dancers. One exception was a new Blonde named Jersey who overcomes an average build...

While the club continues to be hit or miss in the afternoon, it is still very relaxed. With a crew of about 6 dancers each day, you never know who may show up. Newcomer...

I stopped by here in the late afternoon for an attitude adjustment and was told somewhat sheepishly that they only had one dancer on hand. Needless to say, that should have been stated as...

Still my favorite place for a daytime work break. I dropped in about 2 PM on Thursday and pleasantly surprised to find 11 dancers working the rotation. Noteworthy was Renee, a tall blonde with...

I made my weekly visit here a bit earlier around 12:30 and found the Lunch action very quiet but enjoyable. New discovery Jersey is a slim blonde in a nurse's outfit who gave a...

I dropped back in here on a weekday about 6 PM and was pleasantly surprised to find a happy group of 8 dancers working the small crowd. Notable was Leah, who overcame a somewhat...

I needed an attitude adjustment and took a time out to visit at 2 PM on a Tuesday. It is almost surreal that in broad daylight, as normal traffic whizzes by, you can walk...

I wandered in here about 5 AM to find 4-5 dancers and 2-3 customers. I got a beer and sat behind the stage. The first dancer was interesting and then a big blonde named...

I got here on Monday night, right during the shift change. The bar was slow and there were 5 dancers. 2 big blondes were occupied in VIP with 2 guys who seemed to have...

I dropped into Emersons about 5 PM on Thursday. It was dark as usual, about 5 dancers slowly working through the rotation. The sound levels in here are pretty bad if you sit near...

I stopped back in here on a Sunday Night. Things were much more lively than before. 6 Dancers on rotation and some new talent. Notable was Glitter who was very easy-going and happy to...

I wandered in here for an attitude readjustment on Monday about 5. I walked right in and got a beer and sat down to meditate. The most notable talent was a slightly chubby blonde...

I stopped in here on a Monday Night Late and it was dead. Only 3 dancers and only one was even attractive. I sat with a tall black dancer for a few songs with...

As this is one of the few clubs open in the afternoon in Charlotte, I took a break and checked out the action on a Tuesday, After the usual hassle over the MAL membership,...

Well, you can change the name, but you can't change the place. This joint is the epitome of awful. A long narrow room that is impossible to enter without feeling conspicuous. The collection of...

No matter what decade, no matter the politics of the moment, the Mons is definitely the #1 club in the USA. While other clubs may have extras and specific rooms, nothing compares to the...

I went to Athens on Friday Night and found Chelseas about 10 blocks from downtown in a neighborhood of college fraternity houses. The girl at the front desk gave me change from a $20...

I checked this place out on Friday Night. It looks like a truckstop dive tucked next to the exit ramp at Exit 16, but the crowd is not truck drivers. $5 cover and a...

After starting my heart again after leaving Playmates, I went to Lido. $7 cover and a tub of cold beer waiting by the door makes this a much livelier place. It was busy with...

Finally got back to Playmates on Friday at 9. I paid the $10 cover and took in the scene. It hasn't changed much since my last visit. There were about 5 entertainers working the...

I got to the Mons about 8 PM on Friday. Parked across the street at Best Buy / Wal-Mart with no problem. It was slow at first, but then an incredible parade of night...

My mid-afternoon experience, contrary to recent reports, showed me why Fantails is so popular. I walked in, immediately noticed a tall black girl with big cans, hard to miss even in the dark, and...

I stopped into the Mons on Saturday Night about 10 pm. It was almost quiet and since it had been 12 years since my last visit, I was quite surprised how upscale it has...