Reviews

I wandered in here for an attitude readjustment on Monday about 5. I walked right in and got a beer and sat down to meditate. The most notable talent was a slightly chubby blonde named…

I stopped in here on a Monday Night Late and it was dead. Only 3 dancers and only one was even attractive. I sat with a tall black dancer for a few songs with no…

As this is one of the few clubs open in the afternoon in Charlotte, I took a break and checked out the action on a Tuesday, After the usual hassle over the MAL membership, I…

Well, you can change the name, but you can't change the place. This joint is the epitome of awful. A long narrow room that is impossible to enter without feeling conspicuous. The collection of talent…

No matter what decade, no matter the politics of the moment, the Mons is definitely the #1 club in the USA. While other clubs may have extras and specific rooms, nothing compares to the overall…

I went to Athens on Friday Night and found Chelseas about 10 blocks from downtown in a neighborhood of college fraternity houses. The girl at the front desk gave me change from a $20 in…

I checked this place out on Friday Night. It looks like a truckstop dive tucked next to the exit ramp at Exit 16, but the crowd is not truck drivers. $5 cover and a nicely…

After starting my heart again after leaving Playmates, I went to Lido. $7 cover and a tub of cold beer waiting by the door makes this a much livelier place. It was busy with about…

Finally got back to Playmates on Friday at 9. I paid the $10 cover and took in the scene. It hasn't changed much since my last visit. There were about 5 entertainers working the room.…

I got to the Mons about 8 PM on Friday. Parked across the street at Best Buy / Wal-Mart with no problem. It was slow at first, but then an incredible parade of night shift…

My mid-afternoon experience, contrary to recent reports, showed me why Fantails is so popular. I walked in, immediately noticed a tall black girl with big cans, hard to miss even in the dark, and sat…

I stopped into the Mons on Saturday Night about 10 pm. It was almost quiet and since it had been 12 years since my last visit, I was quite surprised how upscale it has gone.…