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<p> I came up with these rules I think are helpful for anyone thinking about lending a stripper money.<br /> <br /> Rule #1: Never lend money to a stripper. No exceptions.<br /> <br /> Rule #2: Okay so you&rsquo;re breaking rule #1. Never lend a stripper more money than you can afford to give her outright. When you &ldquo;lend&rdquo; money to a stripper…