Reviews by nero

Haven't been here in about six months. Since that time they have added a five dollar cover on Friday and Saturday night. The have also dropped the pasties. The lap rooms used to be enclosed, but now they it is semi-open giving you much less privacy. It was pretty dead for a Friday, and the talent was just ok. I believe the local authorities have been making it difficult for them and it shows. The dancers seem to be just going through the motions as I believe they are not allowed to make the twenty dollar dances worth while. This place was never like the PH, but the talent was always much better, and it used to be a good alternative, always a 6 or 7. Seems to me they are barely surviving now. It looks like they heyday of TBs has truly past in this area. I guess I'll give it a try in a year or so, if they are still around.

Went there on a Friday, about 6pm. Cover was $3.00, beers were $5.25. It's a small bar with one stage, but always had a dancer going. Dancers were all decent looking with natural tits, ranging from 6 to 8. No raving beauties, but a couple of them turned me on after applying the right amount of alcoholic lubricant. They have private booths along the side that weren't getting a ton of use. Looked like mostly a blue collar local friendly hangout. Patrons spoke French but staff all was bilingual. Took the two hottest chicks back for a lap dance (one at a time). At only $10 bucks a song I thought it was a bargain, but I got a lackluster performance from the first, and some attitude from the 2nd. I finally settled on a little black number who gave me a reasonably satisfying work over. Not a great experience, but an ok one. Beer was expensive for a guy from the states, and they gave me no break for my US dollar. Much higher mileage available close by, but thats not my thing. If its yours, check out Chez Diane.

I have to say the state smoking ban makes it muich easier to do the strip club thing at the Playhouse Lounge. Now all I have to do is watch out for tell perfume tracks before I go home. I usually stop by on weekday afternoons as i am a 48 year old guy and the crowd in the afternoon is generally more mature and a little more genteel. I stopped by this past Thursday. I haven't been to the club in a while because I have been seeing a steady decline in the quality of the talent from its heydey a couple of years back. This is still no doubt one of the highest mileage clubs you will find, but the talent just doesn't seem to be as good as it was 3 or 4 years back when there were some real top quality girls who were great in the back room. A good time can still be had though as I decided to go with a familiar Brazilian face who did not disappoint. So here is my latest assessmemt. Average talent ranges between 7 and 3. Some on the higher end but some on the lower end too. As for the mileage? Brazilians are still your best bet. Black girls come in a close second. American white girls some are good some act too good for you. Finally, the Russian girls, very aggressive at bar gnatting singles, but short on promises in the back room. These are general observations I have made. As always, your results may vary. Happy hunting!

Tired of the same old chicks at the PH. I hopped across the bridge to check out an old fave, Club Risque, on a recent Thursday night. It was my first visit in about six months. I was quite pleasantly surprised. There were a number of young, very attractive, natural girls. Granted they have to wear pasties, but that only amounts to some clear plastic on their nips. I took a lithe and natural nube into the back room. It was not as liberal as PH, but still pretty good. I may have to add his back to my regular stops.

I heard all the hype about Cheeks being the new sheriff in town, so I took the trek out to bygod Pemberton on a Friday afternoon. True, the place is much nicer than PH. The tents are a nice touch. Problem I found was the talent was VERY weak and seemingly very uninterested. The only one I was attracted to was a petite natural oriental number. But she seemed more interested in sitting at the bar smoking with her dancer friends than make the rounds, despite my repeated attemts at eye contact. The rest of the girls there were truly unspectacular. There was a somewhat agressive little ruskie there. but she was not much look at. The guy I was taking to at the bar took her back and did report some good mileage. I was not oeverly impressed and I left early. May have been just an off day, so I will give it another chance. Hopefully next time I will have nicer things to say.

OK hombres, whats happening at the PHL? I went in during the early afternoon last week. Parking lot was full as always so I was optomistic when I walked in. I have to tell you the quality of the women here has taken a nose dive. Did homeland security close the borders to Brazilians? I hope not! Granted, you always had to kiss (and or tip) a fair number of frogs before you got to your princess, but this place did its share of beauties. Many with with good attitudes. I have not seen anyone near the quality of Liela in over a year ( I heard her visa expired). There are some of the old faithfuls, but they are getting into their late thirties, a little long in the tooth and quite frankly I'm tired of them. If I wanted to be with the same chick everyday, I'd stay home. So anyway I had two dances. One with a semi-cute young brazilian with a sh*t attitude and a mechanical grind that was so hard it put a crease in my poor boy. The second one was an old and sloppy bleach blond, but she had a decent natural rack so I thought what the hey. Well forget it! I couldn't wait for my four minutes to be up. Could this be the beginng of the end for the Playhouse? My 45 year old wife looks better than half the dancers. That's just so wrong.

The Playhouse is alive and well. I heard of a crack down about 9 months ago. Although some of my favorite faces are no longer there, the old PH has rebounded better than ever! On my last two visits, I had plenty of freedom in both the 30 and 20 dollar rooms. The girls I chose were eager to please and pleased me eagerly. As always, check out their attitudes with a few roaming singles while at the bar. If they cop a tude on the test drive, I leave em in the lot. The only reason this club doesn't get an 11 is because the overall quality of the women is a bit below your average GC. I haven't seen Leila for quite a while. Anybody know where she is?

Still the best place around. Week days are the best time to go there IMHO. Lots of action at the bar for a couple of Georgies. Let you hands roam and see what you can get away with. That will often, but not always give you a good idea what to expect in the back room. I have said in the past, it doesn't matter whether you go in the $30 dollar room or the $20, but I have since changed my opinion. The best girls will definitely get down and dirty faster in the $30 room. AIways a good time, BYOB and expect to burn some dough. The only reason this bar does not get a 10 is because the quality of the women there are hit or miss. You will usually get a couple of qulity babes in every shift, but you will always have to sift through considerable chaff. Looks don't matter to you? Then go ugly early and beat the rush.

Went in with a buddy over Christmas vacation. Boy howdy, I have to tell you, this place has taken a punch. I haven't been there for a couple of years, because I have been going to the Playhouse. Went for old time sake. They have the same dancers as I saw two years ago, just less of them. Quality is average, couch dances not so bad, but really not worth the cost of admission. Sad to say, I won't be back soon. I used to love this place.

New name, but same old dive. Went in there for lunch during the week. They have a circular bar where the girls dance on a stage in the middle, then walk around the inside of the bar for tips. No lap dances were available, but i don't think you'd want one. Three dancers on the shift ranging from fat and ugly to god awful. The real talent is down the road at the Playhouse. On the plus side, lunch buffet is free, drinks are reasonable, and the girls don't expect much dough out of you.

Hey, Playhouse is still the best because of the high mileage, and thats why it still gets a 7, but I went in there late Monday night and it was scary. I only saw 2 girls that even began to give my boy a jolt, and theyreally did not seem too interested in being there. Clientele is younger and seedier than in the afternoon. The rest of the women were flat out fat and or nasty, including a plumped up reject from Club Risque. Very sorry to say I got out of there cheap. Come on girls, take some pride in your looks. Maybe time to check back into the Erotic Cafe, but thats probably not much better. Nero is sad.

Is it me, or has the quality of the women in this place fallen through the floor. Last few times I've been there (2/24 the last time in the afternoon), I've only seen one or two girls that I would want any private time with. I'm looking for thin girls with nice natural breasts. Liala is awesome, but is there anyone else of her quality out there? Who are they, and when are they on? Help me guys. As always, the mileage here rivals that of any place I have been. I just wish I could find a little more quality. So, I am lowering my rating to a 6. Is Erotic Cafe worth going back to for a romp?

When in Buffalo, I hop into Canada to Private Eyes. It's a little further than the clubs in Niagra Falls, but they are all tourist traps. Open layout with multiple stages. Girls range from 4 to 8. Private dances are 20 canadian(canuck discount). Dances are full nude with pretty liberal contact. They lay a towel on your lap and have at it. I've never been totally blown away in the lap dance room, but you do get your money's worth. Regular stop when in that neck of the woods.