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16 years ago
Louie's Lounge
4601 W Lake St Melrose Park, IL 60160
Wow, I haven't been here in...
Wow, I haven't been here in almost two years. The only good thing about this place was the hot bartender and she is long gone. In her place was some humorless jag-off. Nice bar...
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16 years ago
Scores Chicago Strip Club
4003 W Lake St Stone Park, IL 60165
For a Monday evening, which is...
For a Monday evening, which is traditionally a slow night, there were a lot of beautiful women running around. Much better than that stupid little hole in the wall bar I was just at. A...
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16 years ago
PoleKatz
7337 W 100th Pl Bridgeview, IL 60455
This was my second trip to...
This was my second trip to PoleKatz this year. I like this club and want it to do well but it just seems to be missing something. Don't get me wrong there are some...
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16 years ago
Industrial Strip
3626 Calumet Ave Hammond, IN 46320
I was out at the riverboats...
I was out at the riverboats with an old friend from high school. I mentioned to him that I went to PoleKatz last night and had an OK but not too memorable time. Aparently...
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16 years ago
Kenny May's
6620 US-41, Hammond, IN 46324, USA
I check in here every so...
I check in here every so often. I do this to prove a point to myself. If you see a certain amount of garbage everything else looks so much better. Kenny May's will make the...
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16 years ago
Jimmy's Gentlemens Club
410 W Lincoln Ave Chicago Heights, IL 60411
Not a bad time for a...
Not a bad time for a Thursday night. The crowd was kind of thin. This was a plus because it leaves the dancers more available. This place changes like an iceberg. SLOW! Although the...
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16 years ago
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Like a fool I occasionally wander...
Like a fool I occasionally wander into Heavenly Bodies hoping things are going to get better. I always find the opposite to be true. Although the price structure here is decent there is that whole...
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16 years ago
Admiral Theatre
3940 W Lawrence Ave Chicago, IL 60625
Haven't been here in a long...
Haven't been here in a long time. The cover charge / 2 soft drink minimum was steep $25.00. The valet parking was $5.00 The new interior is very nice, the bathroom could use a...
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16 years ago
Jimmy's Gentlemens Club
410 W Lincoln Ave Chicago Heights, IL 60411
Been a while since I reviewed...
Been a while since I reviewed Jimmy's. Here is the deal... The prices have held the same: $0 cover $3.50+ Drinks $15.00 Dances (a bargain) What is different is the quality of women. It seems like...
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16 years ago
Scores Chicago Strip Club
4003 W Lake St Stone Park, IL 60165
This place just keeps getting better...
This place just keeps getting better and better. My cover is comped now. I guess I am getting known. I do not spend a fortune but am not cheap either. If you tip when...
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16 years ago
Heavenly Bodies
1300 Elmhurst Rd Elk Grove Village, IL 60007
Afraid I'll have to agree with...
Afraid I'll have to agree with the review below mine. I live 20 min. down the road from this club but don't frequent it much anymore. There are better offerings to be had with...
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16 years ago
Scores Chicago Strip Club
4003 W Lake St Stone Park, IL 60165
Been here 3 times in the...
Been here 3 times in the last couple weeks. This place has grown on me. In fact it gets better every time I visit. As this is an upscale club you are going to have...
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16 years ago
All Star Bar & Grill
7949 47th St McCook, IL 60525
Nice place to stop for a...
Nice place to stop for a Burger, a Beer, and a Grind. Not much here except some televisions, a pool table and some chairs and tables. What makes this place good is they have...
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17 years ago
All Star Bar & Grill
7949 47th St McCook, IL 60525
Not a bad little spot to...
Not a bad little spot to have a couple beers, a burger and a littkle grindage. No cover, $5-$10 dances, reasonable drinks. (Shot of Jim Beam and a Coke Back $3.50) Parking lot was...
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17 years ago
Jimmy's Gentlemens Club
410 W Lincoln Ave Chicago Heights, IL 60411
This place continues to be one...
This place continues to be one of the better clubs in Illinois. Definately the best in it's area. The prices have held the same: $0 cover $3.50+ Drinks $15.00 Dances (a bargain) The DJ is not obnoxious like...
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17 years ago
The Lamp Liter
1474 US-6 Ottawa, IL 61350
This place is great if you...
This place is great if you are after a neighborhood bar feel. There is ample, lighted, parking and it is located in a decent area. I am not afraid to park my car there...
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17 years ago
Silver Slipper Saloon
3042 IL-71 3 9124 Ottawa, IL 61350
This Club Continues To Be My...
This Club Continues To Be My Favorite In Illinois! Here is why: Reasonable six dollar cover charge. (four dollars if you have a CDL) Fun, Friendly, Unobtrusive staff. They enhance rather than detract from the fun. Reasonable Drink...
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17 years ago
Admiral Theatre
3940 W Lawrence Ave Chicago, IL 60625
Not the place it was in...
Not the place it was in the early 90's but still fun. Definately the best looking ladies in Chicago. Worth the steep cover & no alcohol. (There is a little bar a couple store...
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18 years ago
Kenny May's
6620 US-41, Hammond, IN 46324, USA
I was in the area for...
I was in the area for a card game and decided to drive by and check the old place out. What I saw made me sick. The girls were UGLY! Not one of them...
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18 years ago
Silver Slipper Saloon
3042 IL-71 3 9124 Ottawa, IL 61350
Went durring the week (Monday night)...
Went durring the week (Monday night) to see what this club would be like on a weeknight. A very plesant supprise... Haley was there. Man she is hot! There were about 8 girls on...
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18 years ago
Jimmy's Gentlemens Club
410 W Lincoln Ave Chicago Heights, IL 60411
This place continues to grow on...
This place continues to grow on me. Some very good grindage to be had with the right girl. And most of them are quite attractive. At $15 per dance it is a good value...
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18 years ago
The Lamp Liter
1474 US-6 Ottawa, IL 61350
Nothing has changed since my last...
Nothing has changed since my last review. At this club nothing ever does, which is a big part of it's charm. It's a fun, low buck, neighborhood bar type of a place with some...
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18 years ago
Jimmy's Gentlemens Club
410 W Lincoln Ave Chicago Heights, IL 60411
Stopped by Jimmy's about 10:30 p.m....
Stopped by Jimmy's about 10:30 p.m. Saturday April 15. Never having been to this particular club I was pleasantly surprised to find not only a decent lighted and fenced in parking lot but...
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19 years ago
Silver Slipper Saloon
3042 IL-71 3 9124 Ottawa, IL 61350
Sounds like the last reviewer and...
Sounds like the last reviewer and her husband couldn't get laid in a whorehouse. If you can't get dances or attention at this place you probably need to go home and take a bath....