Reviews by parodyman-->

Wow, I haven't been here in almost two years. The only good thing about this place was the hot bartender and she is long gone. In her place was some humorless jag-off. Nice bar...

For a Monday evening, which is traditionally a slow night, there were a lot of beautiful women running around. Much better than that stupid little hole in the wall bar I was just at. A...

This was my second trip to PoleKatz this year. I like this club and want it to do well but it just seems to be missing something. Don't get me wrong there are some...

I was out at the riverboats with an old friend from high school. I mentioned to him that I went to PoleKatz last night and had an OK but not too memorable time. Aparently...

I check in here every so often. I do this to prove a point to myself. If you see a certain amount of garbage everything else looks so much better. Kenny May's will make the...

Not a bad time for a Thursday night. The crowd was kind of thin. This was a plus because it leaves the dancers more available. This place changes like an iceberg. SLOW! Although the...

Like a fool I occasionally wander into Heavenly Bodies hoping things are going to get better. I always find the opposite to be true. Although the price structure here is decent there is that whole...

Haven't been here in a long time. The cover charge / 2 soft drink minimum was steep $25.00. The valet parking was $5.00 The new interior is very nice, the bathroom could use a...

Been a while since I reviewed Jimmy's. Here is the deal... The prices have held the same: $0 cover $3.50+ Drinks $15.00 Dances (a bargain) What is different is the quality of women. It seems like...

This place just keeps getting better and better. My cover is comped now. I guess I am getting known. I do not spend a fortune but am not cheap either. If you tip when...

Afraid I'll have to agree with the review below mine. I live 20 min. down the road from this club but don't frequent it much anymore. There are better offerings to be had with...

Been here 3 times in the last couple weeks. This place has grown on me. In fact it gets better every time I visit. As this is an upscale club you are going to have...

Nice place to stop for a Burger, a Beer, and a Grind. Not much here except some televisions, a pool table and some chairs and tables. What makes this place good is they have...

Not a bad little spot to have a couple beers, a burger and a littkle grindage. No cover, $5-$10 dances, reasonable drinks. (Shot of Jim Beam and a Coke Back $3.50) Parking lot was...

This place continues to be one of the better clubs in Illinois. Definately the best in it's area. The prices have held the same: $0 cover $3.50+ Drinks $15.00 Dances (a bargain) The DJ is not obnoxious like...

This place is great if you are after a neighborhood bar feel. There is ample, lighted, parking and it is located in a decent area. I am not afraid to park my car there...

This Club Continues To Be My Favorite In Illinois! Here is why: Reasonable six dollar cover charge. (four dollars if you have a CDL) Fun, Friendly, Unobtrusive staff. They enhance rather than detract from the fun. Reasonable Drink...

Not the place it was in the early 90's but still fun. Definately the best looking ladies in Chicago. Worth the steep cover & no alcohol. (There is a little bar a couple store...

I was in the area for a card game and decided to drive by and check the old place out. What I saw made me sick. The girls were UGLY! Not one of them...

Went durring the week (Monday night) to see what this club would be like on a weeknight. A very plesant supprise... Haley was there. Man she is hot! There were about 8 girls on...

This place continues to grow on me. Some very good grindage to be had with the right girl. And most of them are quite attractive. At $15 per dance it is a good value...

Nothing has changed since my last review. At this club nothing ever does, which is a big part of it's charm. It's a fun, low buck, neighborhood bar type of a place with some...

Stopped by Jimmy's about 10:30 p.m. Saturday April 15. Never having been to this particular club I was pleasantly surprised to find not only a decent lighted and fenced in parking lot but...

Sounds like the last reviewer and her husband couldn't get laid in a whorehouse. If you can't get dances or attention at this place you probably need to go home and take a bath....