I was in the area for...

I was in the area for a card game and decided to drive by and check the old place out. What I saw made me sick. The girls were UGLY! Not one of them would even rate a 2. In fact I think it would be safer to have sex with a farm animal than to try for extras here. To match the quality of the girls Kenny May's spares no expense in decorating the bar with items that look like they were stolen from a dumpster. To match the decor they hire the "mentally challenged" for staff. And to make sure your skid row experience is complete the restrooms look and smell like a slaughter house with no sanitation. If you are that desperate for companionship just shoot over to Gary and pick up a crack whore. I guarentee she'll be 100 times hotter than any of the dancers at Kenny May's.