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published 14 yrs ago
This is one of the three...
reviewed by
emmett

7.0

This is one of the three best clubs in the Northeast, the others being in Providence. That said, I don't know what it was, but the energy level was kind of low on this visit.…

review
published 14 yrs ago
After a disappointing visit to Club...
reviewed by
emmett

7.7

After a disappointing visit to Club Fantasies (reviewed), I went to Desire. Much better -- beautiful club and the talent was far better. The club is more upscale than my last visit (a couple of…

review
published 14 yrs ago
This place was dead tonight. I...
reviewed by
emmett

5.7

This place was dead tonight. I visited between 730 and 900, and there were few dancers, mostly unattractive or enhanced (which kills it for me). There was one smoking hot brunette with an amazing body.…

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published 14 yrs ago
I nearly walked out after 15...
reviewed by
emmett

7.7

I nearly walked out after 15 minutes, it was a really slow night. A dozen customers and three overweight dancers. Just as I was about to give up, a friendly, curvy brunette came out of…

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published 14 yrs ago
Sometimes you go into a club...
reviewed by
emmett

6.0

Sometimes you go into a club and your initial experience is just so overwhelmingly good, you think it's the best club you've ever visited. And then of course you come back down to earth. That's…

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published 14 yrs ago
This was the last Friday before...
reviewed by
emmett

7.0

This was the last Friday before Christmas, and many of the girls were in holiday outfits. The place was very busy, but there still seemed to be enough talent to go around. The level of…

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published 14 yrs ago
This was my first visit to...
reviewed by
emmett

7.0

This was my first visit to this club. It's pretty upscale, with comfy chairs, a pretty nice bar, civilized clientele, and almost uniformly pretty young dancers. The club is dark, but no so dark that…

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published 15 yrs ago
I stopped in on a Wednesday...
reviewed by
emmett

6.0

I stopped in on a Wednesday night. I think it was $10 to get in, and I found the bouncers a bit heavy-handed, pretty much leading you to one seat. There is ample, safe parking.

This…

review
published 15 yrs ago
I had no plans to visit...
reviewed by
emmett

6.7

I had no plans to visit this club, I just happened to drive by, so I stopped in. It's sort of like a strip club, but the dancers don't actually strip. The girls are very…

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published 15 yrs ago
This was a typical EB visit:...
reviewed by
emmett

7.0

This was a typical EB visit: several girls who shouldn't be dancing, several more enhanced (a turn-off for me), and a few who make it worthwhile. Rosa may have the most gorgeous tits I have…

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published 15 yrs ago
Man, has this place gone downhill. This...
reviewed by
emmett

5.3

Man, has this place gone downhill.

This was my first since the new law. I never do extras, so the mileage was about the same for me, maybe even a bit higher. But:

  • The girls aren't…
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published 15 yrs ago
The club was busier than I...
reviewed by
emmett

7.3

The club was busier than I was expecting on a Sunday night. There were lots of dancers around, averaging 6 probably. They were all pretty friendly and just aggressive enough without being obnoxious. "No thanks"…