Reviews by emmett

Haven't been here for a year, maybe longer. The layout and appearance are the same. The men's room is much cleaner, but still no doors on the stalls. The place was pretty crowded for a Thursday…

I had a quick but satisfying visit. Stopped in shortly after opening, maybe 12:45, on a very slow day. I saw maybe 3-4 dancers and about the same number of customers. Had one dance with a…

I stopped in to this club for the first time in a very long time. The club is really nice inside -- comfortable chairs, everything in good condition, nice lighting, if a bit dark. The…

I arrived at 3pm on a Saturday, and just walked in -- no valet, no cover charge, no ID swiping. The place was crowded, every table was occupied. There were probably 12 dancers there, and…

This was my best visit ever to this club. I arrived at about 8pm, and the club was moderately busy -- not crowded, and not dead. The girls were really good-looking on this visit, in…

I arrived around 7:30 and it was pretty dead, with more customers and dancers showing up as the night went on. There was something odd going on. The DJ would call 3-4 dancers to the…

For a Monday night at a club in Maine, this was a surprisingly good visit. PTs is a pretty nice club -- large but not cavernous, comfy chairs, and clean bathrooms. The club is dark,…

The club is in a deserted part of town, but the large parking lot seems safe -- there seem to be some club dudes watching it. I showed up in the early evening, but there…

This was my first visit here on a Saturday afternoon. I think the admission was only $5, probably because it was so early. There were probably 10 dancers, about the same number of customers,…

This was a really good visit. Lots of customers, maybe a few too many, but also lots of dancers, with 2-3 on stage at a time. The level of hustle was more intense than usual,…

There are two clubs here, a louder, less private one downstairs (so I'm told), and a more laid back one upstairs, which is where I went. It's a dark club, with one well-lit stage, and…

Kind of a slow night, which might explain why there was no valet parking, no men's room dude, and the nude room (next to the restrooms) was closed. But the ratio of dancers to patrons…

I visited on a busy Friday night. There was the usual mix of girls, mostly 5-6, with the occasional 7. This was the second recent visit in which there were a small number of younger,…

I visited on a Saturday afternoon and the place was just depressing. This was my first visit on this day and time, so I don't know if this is normal, but recent reviews point out…

Like many other reviewers, I've been put off by the "regulars" attitude at this club, but decided to give it another short after a bad visit to Club Fantasies. What a difference! Desire was hopping,…

Based on some recent TUSCL comments, I decided to try this club again after a disappointing visit to Cadillac Lounge. Things were much livelier here, with more customers and more dancers. The downstairs section was…

This was maybe my worst visit here ever. It was a very slow night, with only five dancers visible at all, and the one I was most interested in spent all her time with the…

The club was on the slow side, but there was a pretty good selection of girls Sunday night. There were two with hideous bolt-ons, but other than that, I'd say they were in the 6-9…

Club: This was my first visit to Foxy Lady. It's a good-looking club, with dark lights and plush chairs. There are a few TVs broadcasting sports, and two or three bars. There is one main…

It was pretty lively on this visit, Friday night, in anticipation of an appearance by Jenna Haze, (I had to leave before she showed up). There were more customers than usual, some who were clearly…

It was a very slow late afternoon/early evening visit. At least there was no valet charge and no entry fee. There was pizza set out, free for the taking. Things got even slower due to the…

Quick visit on a busy Friday night. This was the Friday before Halloween, so while stripper outfits can get pretty ridiculous, they were even campier than usual on this visit. $10 admission and the club…

Pretty good night at the Cadillac. Dancers ranged from 6-8, with only one obviously enhanced. There were two brunettes with long hair who were just out of this world, and extremely friendly. There are, as…

There is a big improvement here. I was expecting a slow night, 11pm, midweek, on a stormy night, but it was pretty lively. The quality of the girls is way up. I saw two 5-6,…

This is one of the three best clubs in the Northeast, the others being in Providence. That said, I don't know what it was, but the energy level was kind of low on this visit.…