Reviews by hotwing

In town for business, stopped by for a beer after a long drive. About 10 dancers during early evening shift, several pretty girls but nothing special. One chick kept rubbing against me, near grope, a…

The Grandmother of PDX strip clubs, located right downtown on Broadway. The dancer quality isn't much, not sure any of these girls could get a job at the top flight clubs around town. This places…

Located a short drive from downtown, Sassy's is a surprising find located in the heart of PDX's Eastside craft brewing district, which is reflected in the quality draft beer list. While it doesn't possess the…

I usually frequent the East Side clubs (Jody's, Club 205) and since I was staying in the area decided to give Stars a try on a Saturday night. Pretty nice variety of girls, including some…

While most of the girls are above average, the three minute cut-off song format puts a dent in your table dance budget in a hurry. Girls are very aggressive in search of 3min. $$$. But,…

With the demise of Diva's (leveled to the ground) this is Eugene's premier strip club. There is usually a rotation of 15+ girls after 7pm everyday of the week. Clean restrooms, friendly help, a good…

Home of the $10 full song grind, many fine females, though a bit too much silicone for my taste. Friday afternoon this place was packed, and the girls were working hard for…

I had a buddy visiting PDX who wanted to do the full strip club tour. The two girls working here were suffering from a major lack of enthusiasm. Cheap food and a friendly…

Quite a variety of girls on a 5 stage set up down the road from the Acropolis. Those the beers are small, this place can be hopping on a weekend night. Out of towners should…

The mothership of Portland strip clubs. 50 beers on tap, 4 stages, the Acropolis sells more steaks than any restaurant in town. While the help can sometimes be surly, and the lighting is more akin…

One of PDX's classier clubs, attracting many couples and ladies. A full bar and kitchen, featuring daily meal and drink specials with a full range of microbrews, has proven to attract a number of couples…