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Worth a visit; $10 entry fee; $20 lap dances on the regular floor. Reasonable variety of girls. As I've stated before in other reviews, I like to put the bottom line summary in the first line…

12 yrs ago

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

Maryland - suburbs of DC -...

Maryland - suburbs of DC - worth a visit - $20 "membership" fee to get in - generally friendly girls - GO This is a dive in an industrial park location in suburban Maryland. Looks…

14 yrs ago

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, CA

Once again this place comes through....

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

Once again this place comes through. A big thumbs up for CHT. Yes to all the issues, the location is seedy and a bit scary, the facility is old and a bit decrepit,…

18 yrs ago

Club Platinum

Las Vegas, NV

Been there before, went again, will...

Been there before, went again, will DEFINITELY GO AGAIN. This little hole-in-the wall is turning out to be my Vegas treasure. It has absolutely none of the glitz associated with "Vegas" but if…

18 yrs ago

Jaguars

El Paso, TX

Went there, had a good time,...

Went there, had a good time, I'd go again. I've been going here for years, almost every time I'm in El Paso. I was in EP on business and went on 2 consecutive…

18 yrs ago

Club Platinum

Las Vegas, NV

I went, and I'm going to...

I went, and I'm going to go again. I was in Vegas for a meeting, staying at the Tuscany. This place is right next door, so I checked it out. It was about 10…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, CA

Been there before; went again; glad...

★★★★★★★★★★10.0/10

Been there before; went again; glad I did. I'll do it again. I actually went a couple of nights in a row. The first night was interesting, would up spending time with a young…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, CO

I went again, and it got...

★★★★★★★★★★9.0/10

I went again, and it got even better. Definitely a place to go. This time I was able to stay longer, as long as I wanted to and it turned out to be about 2 hours,…

PT's Centerfolds

Denver, CO

I would go again. All...

I would go again. All nude dancing on the floor and nude lap dances. A deal for $20 per dance. My opening line says it all. I went late on a Tuesday night, not…

Gold Club

Philadelphia, PA

I would definitely go to this...

I would definitely go to this club again. Getting ther is a bit dicey because it is located in the middle of an alley, so you feel nervous as you realize that you have…

Rick's Cabaret Raleigh

Raleigh, NC

Worth going to, the floor dances...

Worth going to, the floor dances are weak, the backroom dances are worth it. I'd go again. This is a fairly upscale club, not seedy, no too smoky, some girls are friendly, some are pretty…

Archibald's Gentlemen's Club

Washington, D.C., DC

By national standards, subpar. By...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

By national standards, subpar. By DC standards, the most you can expect. Go if you want to SEE naked women. DC apparently has very strict no touching, and maybe even no lap dancing laws.…

Bucks Platinum Columbus

Columbus, OH

Wouldn't recommend it, wouldn't go again. From...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

Wouldn't recommend it, wouldn't go again. From now on I'm going to start my reviews with a recommendation - yes or no - for the benefit of those who are not members and want a quick…

Showcase Theater

Beltsville, MD

I decided to check this place...

I decided to check this place out late on a Saturday night, I got there at about 11:30 pm. My first indication that this was a hopping place was that I couldn't find parking.…

Peppermint Hippo New Orleans

New Orleans, LA

I was in NO for 3...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I was in NO for 3 nights and I had a chance to walk Bourbon St. on the second night. I had a bunch of places available to check out, but I had only…

The Crazy Horse

San Francisco, CA

My previous San Francisco experience was...

My previous San Francisco experience was at Mitchel Brothers and it turned out less than spectacular, and I felt somewhat of a ripoff. By comparison Crazy Horse proved to be a much better deal.…

Jaguars

El Paso, TX

It might depend on when you...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

It might depend on when you go, but my experience was definitely sub-par. I went on a weekday afternoon and stayed for about 2 hours. You can't go too far wrong watching naked…

Centerfolds Cabaret Las Vegas

Las Vegas, NV

The best thing that this club...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

The best thing that this club has going for it is that it is across the the street from the Hardrock Hotel. Since I was staying at that hotel, Club Paradise was the obvious…

Buck's Cabaret El Paso

El Paso, TX

Okay, this place is schizo. ...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

Okay, this place is schizo. I've been there when it's been pretty good, with a fair number of 7s and 8s, and I've been there when its best is a 5. No pattern,…