The best thing that this club...

The best thing that this club has going for it is that it is across the the street from the Hardrock Hotel. Since I was staying at that hotel, Club Paradise was the obvious club to hit at 1:00 am and no car.

I went in, paid the cover (within reasonable bounds, it is Vegas), bought a moderately overpriced drink and absorbed the view. Nice looking, 5'7" brunette came over and asked if I wanted a lapper. It was late and I wasn't sure how long I'd stay so "sure, why not" . The girl was nice, the dance was okay, maybe a 6, but not a lot of spirit, and certainly no real contact. One was enough.

The rest of the time was not very interesting. A shot girl came by with a trayful of Tequila, she was bombed and wouldn't take no for an answer. Her perseverence included a halfassed attempt at a lap dance that was more of a cement mixer than an sensuous dance.