Reviews

10 reviews by jakesquire

Desire

Providence, RI

Although Desire opens at noon, the...

Although Desire opens at noon, the dancers aren't required to be there until 1:00 if it's going to be a shift for them. So, most don't actually show up until about 12:45 and there isn't…

14 yrs ago

Desire

Providence, RI

Others have described the layout, so...

★★★★★★★★★7.7/10

Others have described the layout, so I won't. The main thing to know about this place is that it is not (necessarily) a "regulars" place. It's A no hussle place. The dancers aren't supposed to…

15 yrs ago

Bourbon Street

Phoenix, AZ

As others have suggested, Bourbon Street...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

As others have suggested, Bourbon Street Circus is Silicone Alley, which is great of that's your thing. The women are a mix of 7s to 9s and B-cups to Oh-My-God-That's-Absurd-cups. The club is nice, but…

15 yrs ago

Boardroom Cabaret

Brockton, MA

Foxy Lady Brockton definitely has the...

★★★★★★★★★7.3/10

Foxy Lady Brockton definitely has the best looking dancers in the Boston and Peovidence areas. There are all sorts of women, from thin and natural to voluptuous. The contact is better than in Boston but…

15 yrs ago

Cadillac Lounge

Providence, RI

CL isn't what it (reportedly) was...

★★★★★★★★★6.3/10

CL isn't what it (reportedly) was before the change in law, but it's still fairly good. The women are somewhat under par, but there are always a few real beauties, including Kelly who has a…

15 yrs ago

Centerfolds Boston

Boston, MA

I work in downtown Boston and...

★★★★★★★★★7.0/10

I work in downtown Boston and have been to Centerfolds a few times at lunch (when they have an ok free buffet) and then around 5-6 in the evening. The day shift usually has…

16 yrs ago

Market Street Cinema

San Francisco, CA

If you're looking for a cheap...

★★★★★★★★5.0/10

If you're looking for a cheap screw / suck, then this is the place for you. If you're looking for what otherwise might be described as a good, clean time, then it ain't.…

20 yrs ago

Déjà Vu Seattle

Seattle, WA

I'd say that this place is...

★★★★★★★★6.0/10

I'd say that this place is "pleasant," and that's about it. It's in downtown Seattle, which is a plus (compared with some of the other places), but the atmosphere feels a bit staged.…

21 yrs ago

Cheaters

Providence, RI

I dropped by Cheaters on a...

★★★★★★★4.0/10

I dropped by Cheaters on a Monday night. Perhaps it was just the Monday-night crew, but the place was unimpressive. The women were, by and large, large, unattractive and underwhelming. There were…

21 yrs ago

New Century Theater

San Francisco, CA

This place is a poo(er) man's...

★★★★★★★★★8.0/10

This place is a poo(er) man's MBOT. The girls are almost as good looking and the prices are about half of what they are down the street. That said, the club doesn't have…

21 yrs ago