Reviews by Onion

Went on a weekday night and had a great time. Fun atmosphere, lots of cute young girls. After watching her do a couple of sexy, enthusiastic stage dances, I had some great couch…

Went in on a Friday afternoon and left within 15 minutes. Only 3-4 dancers, none worth getting a dance from. But a great thing about the club is that they let you back…

I was in on a Tuesday night. Virtually all new faces to me, and young (read, inexperienced). I turned away many dance offers. Finally a cute, confident 24 year old AA girl…

Rick's has become totally hit or miss, with miss happening more and more. I went in on a Friday night recently and had two extremely lame dances. First up was a girl who…

Sounds like the Sands is totally hit or miss. I got a miss. Nothing happening - just a couple of bored looking dancers, not even really interacting with the two customers in the…

I keep going hoping to see certain girls. I get disappointed when they're not there. So I reset my expectations and am sometimes happily surprised and sometimes leave feeling like I wasted my…

Finally went on a weekend day after a long lay-off. Quickly hooked up with an old favorite, now calling herself Ivy. Long and lean, she is a breath of fresh air with a…

My last trip to Ricks was mostly not very good, but a dancer with a great attitude saved it in the end. I had a very lame dance from a girl who is really…

Not sure how the dancers here justify higher pricing than Ricks. $40 for a dance is outrageous. I did a 3 for $100 with LA, a cute skinny blonde. She had good…

The good voters of Seattle rejected the 4-foot/bright light rules!! So it should be back to normal at Ricks. Hopefully some of the girls who left the state when the new rules loomed…

This is not the best club in Vancouver by a long shot. It's way too slick with no sense of fun. The girls on stage are mostly over-enhanced, with an attitude. The…

Lots of the same faces on weekday afternoons. This is when girls who have "regulars" make their cash. Some girls almost never leave the couch dance area. Attitudes are good - you…

Just back from Ricks on a Tuesday night. Had dances from 3 girls. Two great ones, one awful. Awful first: Unless you really like hands-at-sides air dances, do not even look…

The club is definitely at a low ebb in the ebb and flow of strip club life over the years. Maybe after the Nov. referendum wins, stopping the new rules from going into effect,…

This rating is for the day shift. The same 5 girls are the only ones who work the day anymore. Except for one, they give lame dances. The one - Violet -…

Seems like the choice quality is falling. But the VIP room options continue to be great. There's a girl from Maui visiting working there now - she guided my hand to the kitty…

Stopped in last night. A few cuties working - it's a real mix these days. Got a pricing plan from a old pro that went like this: 30 for a dance, 150,…

I was in town on business and this looked like the best reviewed club. I was disappointed to learn, first that they don't serve steak anymore, just sandwiches (at least on that night).…

Gotta say, after some disappointing experiences here, my last 2 visits were great. The sitting around watching the stage shows is still kind of a drag. But the 1 on 1 experiences in…

You can always get a discount on the entry charge - either pick up a pass from someone out on First Ave or find the ad in the Weekly or the Stranger (free newspapers).…

Went on a Friday afternoon. Fended off a hard sell from a weight lifter chick who suggested serious action (for $40 a dance). Then I told a few more girls "no thanks" before…

Stopped by Sunday evening. It was slow, but luckily one of my favorites was dancing. Duchess is a tall blonde with silky smooth skin and a toned body. She is great to…

The day shift has totally changed over. I recommend going after 7 for better selection and quality. Quite a mix in terms of mileage. Some girls know how to dance, others are…

I go on weekday afternoons every now and then. The few times I've been at night it's been very crowded. It's a slow scene in the afternoons. Usually just a few girls…

Some of the girls are getting very business-like about it all -- some of the fun from days past is missing. Not that I'm complaining (too much). Last week went in during the…