Reviews by Onion

I’ve visited only twice in the last six months or so and both times were a bit strange. Based on questions from the dancers it seems that they cater to out of towners a...

I alternate between this club and Ricks down the street. Your receipt from one gets you a discount on admission at the other. This club is larger inside and while the vibes are somewhat...

I went to see someone I knew from another club. She was there, but while waiting I was barraged with dancers looking for a lap dance customer. On a weekend night it starts before...

I feel like this place has been on an extended decline for the past couple of years. At one time it was a real party at night with lots of interesting and fun dancers....

I was impressed with the talent on an earlier visit so headed back here. On this particular Saturday night there weren't as many hotties as before so I was a little disappointed. I said...

I've gone a few times recently in the evenings. I've been impressed with several young cuties with hot bods. As other reviews make clear, the downside is the $40 price tag for a lap...

This is a fun club. Generally easy going, comfortably sleazy. The girls are mostly really nice with good attitudes. Lots of different types to choose from. Young hot cuties (usually lower mileage) to hot,...

This part of Seattle used to be pleasantly seedy, but now it has luxury hotels and is overrun with tourists. It had been a while since I was in this club and over that...

Pandora's has been hit or miss for me. This night it was a hit. It's not always this way but this night I bought the eye of several of the hotter girls for dances....

Fairly busy on a Saturday around 8 or 9pm. There were some really hot girls there, but I wonder how they make their money. For a full hour I watched one bunch of young...

I've been in before but it had been a long while. Place was dead midday. No one dancing for a while, then a skinny woman took the stage. She later convinced me to try...

Finally decided to visit Pandora's. I was pleasantly surprised with the dancer quality; many more lean young hotties than I was expecting. A tall super cute blond - Monica - approached me soon after...

This one afternoon I was the only customer in the place, not something I like. Luckily the cutie I saw when I came in was next up on stage, so first to ask me...

I visit during the day once every couple months or so. It's easy-going during the day, allowing you to spend as much time as you want with the girls. One favorite is Lynx. She...

I like this club for a quick daytime visit. The dancers tend to be young and friendly. This time I had dances with a girl originally from the upper mid-west who said she had...

Cute place. They're friendly. A few cuties stopped by to chat, then I had several dances from a sweet young thing with a nice attitude. Nothing on the extras front but...

Went in on a lark when I found myself in the area. I used to go here years ago and at one time it was a hopping place with a good selection of...

I figured that Sunday of Labor Day Weekend would be hopping like a Saturday night. Wrong! The feeling was dead and the girls were not hot. I had to say "no...

Just as afternoons and evenings at this club were starting to look up, the new sister club opened on Westlake, pulling talent from here over there. At night the place rocks, but during...

I've had a great time here later at night. This time I went around 8:30pm and it was just too early. Hardly anyone in there and no real hotties. The girls...

The club is still pretty slow during the day. But this time I got some dances from a young cutie who recently moved to Seattle from Hawaii. Nothing extraordinary, but it's nice...

Last time in I had some nice dances with an old favorite. She recently had very expensive implants put in, so had a no-touch rule up there. So I convinced her to...

This place is a total yawner during the day. Usually only a few girls working and not great selection. I was in last week during a weekday and had to wait about...

I visited on a Thursday afternoon. There were a bunch of girls, but not a great selection. Many on the larger side. No one who really got my juices flowing. ...